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I don't get how she could go from 2 really divisive albums to an alleged masterpiece (for someone who didn't like them) unless she really switched up the sound this time 
I truly don't know what to expect but at the same time I can't see her straying too far from the BB sound so I'm really curious to hear the first taste of the album

Not me waking up from a nap and finding this thread in absolute shambles… anyway
Fully preparing to stay up for 24+ hours on the 7th so I don’t miss anything x

Friend of BoZ but he is also currently reading here and trolling us.

Omg page 913… it was on page 813 that the website being blacked out was first mentioned, over 24 hours ago

GIRL WHEN I SAY I HOLLERED AT THIS FUCKING PROFILE PIC 

i would actually really love lana to cover Nilsson but Coconut would just be an odd choice  she would do great justice to Gotta Get Up, Without You, The Moonbeam Song, All I Think About Is You, etc etc. Coconut is just an awful song though 😭😭

Ok, here are my predictions (in this order of likelihood): 
 
1. LDR9 is a surfy, bombastic “masterpiece” that includes a cover of Harry Nilsson’s Coconut. This would not only fit the beach theme we saw in her last magazine photoshoot and her DNC jacket, but it also could fall in line with Eclipse’s HBTB mention and the color scheme we saw. Also, I think BoZ specifically would be way more inclined to call an original Lana record a “masterpiece” and “stunning” as opposed to an album of covers, but who knows!
 
2. The next release is the covers record, and this might explain the multitude of producers and why she chose to specify the importance of a cover!
 
3. We’re getting a double-release that was intended for BB per Ben’s reposting of a fan theory, but now I’m just reaching more than usual

honeymouns has now also tweeted about Coconut 

honeymouns has now also tweeted about Coconut 

honeymouns has now also tweeted about Coconut 

honeymouns has now also tweeted about Coconut 

The rush of dopamine I got when she said she’s announcing on the 7th

tea is hot, definitely being shady rn, but when someone else mentions something, they always tweet. idk why, it has this air about it like they're wanting us to think they're in on something happening when its really just lanaboards talking about whatever we come across 

i cant imagine lana covering coconut
honeymouns not rlly an insider, they just have unreleased songs

[LEAK] Coconut And Key Lime Pie 

honeymouns has now also tweeted about Coconut 

honeymouns has now also tweeted about Coconut 

honeymouns has now also tweeted about Coconut 

honeymouns has now also tweeted about Coconut 

Friend of BoZ but he is also currently reading here and trolling us.

honeymouns has now also tweeted about Coconut 

A BEACHY RECORD??? I AM SURF NOIR AND LAJFKLSAJLGKSDJGKLFJLHKFDGKLFAAAAAAAAAAAA

There might be a single cover on the album, but from what the insiders teased it won't be a covers only album 

There might be a single cover on the album, but from what the insiders teased it won't be a covers only album