pinkelliot

im choosing to believe every word of this 
 

DragonWhore reading all of our wrong theories while contemplating if today is the day the website should crash with the tap of their finger

Me looking at his retina’s reflection for LDR9 tea

Why am i having a feeling that this LDR9 pre-pre-release is turning into another NFR situation? 

Im done with the clownery we need real tea

Delusions Never Cease
 
she knew what she was doing wearing that jacket 

i kinda feel like we're not getting anything this year lol

i find it highly concerning that we didn't get any sort of music news in a WHILE

what the hell just happened here 
 
just give us someone a little bit of a tea and we all can live peacefully for the next mont 

ok
 
so where's the tea?
 

i don't remember tbh, but regardless that was over a year ago at this point 

I honestly don’t trust Eclipse on his last rant (I used to really like him, but what’s with the attitude lately? I mean he only drops here to tell us we’re stupid). Of course he knows more than he lets on, but I don’t think his latest post has more hints than Lana’s on IG, to be honest. If he was right, let’s remember that Ben told us a couple of weeks ago that new music was coming soon: a plan could have been laid out since then. I know it’s “tradition” here to dismiss anything that Twitter “insider / news giver” posts, especially with Lana, but when he said the magazine cover was coming, boom we had it a couple days after. Same with Adele, Beyoncé… True he is the Amazon of insiders: he seems to have a lot of sources and, just like Amazon, you sometimes find a great deal / great product and sometimes, it’s D-list crap. 

to be fair they were making more of an educated guess, not claiming to know for a fact that nothing is coming sooner rather than later, so nothing is impossible. I don’t even think we are getting anything in the near future, but 111 didn’t prove shit. Any of us could have come in here and typed up the same post lol. 
 
(also this post is in no way critical of 111, I appreciate when they do have stuff to spill, I’m just stating facts)

New music out next month, thx 111 

the way y'all are overthinking and overanalyzing the word "soon" so badly 
 
lana: hey ben probably got another album for the body electricians this year, wanna hear the lead single??
ben: aww cool!!
also ben: hey gaise new lana music soon since dua dumped me and now i gotta run back to teasing my actually talented client while shading the albanian mafia princess!! (no release date confirmed, interscope isn't aware of anything, ricky still going through the archives to find something to sneak onto the album for a credit, jacky busy with minions and can't be bothered to export the dolby atmos master, lana writing new music which she will suddenly decide to include on the album last day with mixing issues and scrap her favourite song DNC)

Blue Banisters had tons of great lyrics and I loved the album so I don't agree w this lol

Was there any proof that Lana was in NYC and Chicago?
 
Because with that recent sighting, I feel like she's just been hanging out with Nikki in California.
 
Dragonwhore said we were getting news soon, but we got haven't even gotten a car selfie.

food for album thought 


conversational with who?
what will the album's element be?
the driving theme/ sound?
what was the gkit video recording for?


what is the feel, and when is the reveal? 

So they tell us they know something, and then we ask for a little hint/a crumb of info they stay silent. 
 
If you aren’t allowed to spill just SAY that instead of this cat and mouse game pls and thank you 
 
 

they dont know enough to even do 2 lies and a truth 

Wait but why would playing 2 truths 1 lie with the insiders be SUCH a fun game??? 
like they tell us 3 different things they know about this album and/or era, and 1 is a lie but the other 2 are actually true! 
 
C’mon guys let’s play a round of this please!! It’ll be so fun 
 
@DragonWhore @111 @fl0r1dakil0s 

I saw like 3 or 4 new pages and I really thought something happened or some insider spilled 
 

@lustforlife @DragonWhore @eclipse @boz calling out all the dark lords of hell

Oh if we're doing international Angelina, By the Sea screams LDR9