QueenOfHearts

(To the melody of Yayo)
you are a tunnel under ocean boulevard
On a… daaaark night

i want a mermaid motel reference. I want psychedelia. I want reverb. I want iconic lyrics. I want Auerbach. I want electric guitars. I want wailing, screaming, scatting (not that type), I want Nikki Lane found dead in a ditch, I want-

She’s going to change honeymoons bio to “did you know honeymoon is alive and breathing under Ocean Blvd”

when she changes it to :
"Honeymoon is alive and breathing
But it'll die & suffocate if you don't order my new album "Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?"
Out March 10th"

when the “honeymoon started a live video” notification comes through at 11:45 EST tomorrow morning and then the preorder drops right after 

I hope she doesn't remove Honeymoon is alive and breathing from her bio if she updates it with something from Ocean.
It's to iconic to be lost

Me and the gals on March 10th in a tunnel: 

tbh, lana will probably post the announcement at the most random time of the day tomorrow. i dont think anything is coming at midnight

the gays going thru the tunnel 

she has, it’s just a trailer for a show that used one of her songs 
the video was just made private a few months back for some reason

I thought she always had a YT link in her bio

wdym
its still 11pm in the us 

2 minutes 

Is she gonna meet us at midnight ✨🌌

the honeymoon bio link is def giving me album trailer vibes 

stop i would literally kill myself in that fucking tunnel under ocean boulevard i would leave pieces of my organs scattered all over the tiles and blood on the painted ceilings BEHAVE ELIZABETH

also, before it starts tonight again because it always annoys me irrationally—she’s not waiting until midnight LA time to announce anything if she’s announcing something tonight (which she probably isn’t). no artist has ever set up a worldwide release/announcement for midnight LA time, it is going to be EST. please no “omg what if she releases at midnight PST” this era, that’s never going to happen 😭

And then when they say "No, but what's that got to do with it?"

 
you sit them down with two hot cups of tea on vintage lounge chairs and give the spoken equivalent of a 1000 word LB analyzation thread/post on how the album tells about Lana's love life, family history, and the personal growth she experienced during that time. And that she went on to earn her first Grammy for it, but didn't even attend the ceremony bc she was far past the need for approval from the same people who built her up 300 ft tall just to eventually tear her down. 

idk if y’all saw it yet, but here’s one description of what the single will sound like! Take it with a grain of salt, of course!

We're gonna get the album cover leaked in 2-10 hours I just feel like the earth's energy is working with us today

I both love and absolutely despise you for making this bc there's a 60% chance that whatever the actual cover is won't hold a candle to this 

When the March 10th date was planted on purpose to detract from this Friday’s actual release date 

sounds boring already 
 
but those wannabe descriptions are always ass and exceptionally wrong so we’ll pretend we didn’t hear that (for now…) 

I lowkey hate when people describe stuff as mixes of old songs 
 
like…that’s just setting people up to have incorrect expectations 

if there is text on the cover i hope it’s something like this
 

BLACK BATHING MOTHERFUCKING SUIT?
 
WE WON!!!!!