Thats why they call me Dita

Maybe it’s called tough bc it’s tough being a lana stan 

Let’s not forget when LMLYLAW dropped Lana still thought the album was coming December/January. It wasn’t until November she found out about the vinyl process taking longer than it used to. She typically only waits roughly 3 months between lead single and the album. I do think Tough was teased too quickly, especially for how hard it was teased. We got a snippet, and a video tease all in the span of a week just to go back to silence, but I’m also not surprised because I know who we stan, and I never expected Tough last month.
 
Tunnel’s name was randomly leaked on her YouTube videos, and we didn’t know we were getting a single when we got the preorder/announcement so insiders being silent doesn’t really concern me tbh. I think Lana’s team has taken extra steps to make sure her stuff isn’t leaked 

so today is THE fav day of LDR single rollouts:
 
-> wake up excited hoping it’s a midnight release and New Zealand gets it first
 
-> stay delusional for the entire day anticipating and hoping it’s still a midnight US timezone release
 
( -> cry and fume on Friday about Tough not being released, lose the hype yet beg insiders for a crumb of info and call Lana a flop) 
 
y’all READY?  

NFR???? Decent rollout???? Not with MAC and VB being released 11 months before the album
 
she hasn’t had a perfect rollout since honeymoon
 
Lust for life I don’t really blame her since Love leaked early and messed everything up, and we were constantly fed that era, but we didn’t get a release date “July 21st fam” until like May, and that was after everyone thought it was coming in May because of that magazine or whatever spilling a random (probably original) date 
 
 
tbh I’m trying to be optimistic, but not a single insider (even the twitter iNsIdErS) has a single thing to say about Tough or Lasso so I’m getting a bit nervous that we’re even further away still than we think 

The only one that really doesn’t click with me is birds of a feather so I’m really surprised people think it should be the radio hit and in the top 5 
 
I can’t place my top 5 as they keep shifting as I continuously listen to the album.. at first my favourite was lunch.. then it switched to l’amour la vie and now the diner is rising to the top spot 
 
other firm favourites are ofcourse blue, the greatest and bitter suite 
 
birds of a feather has dropped into skip status 

I forgot this show was even happening! Oops!

picsart on twitter always interacts with everything about lana, they are just recreating her handwriting 

I will ship mine FOR FREE, LUKE, all the way from London. just spill me some tea 

It’s happening in 3 days 

She also didn’t deny that it was still coming this year, but was quick to clock the interviewer about her not doing a stadium tour. So, I think if she was unsure about it being this year should have at least danced around it. 
 
idk why but I still believe her with September/October release. Even with tunnel, she announced it 3 months early and it still got delayed, so maybe they’re waiting to make sure the date is completely set in stone before releasing any info. 

Probably she had a deal with DG to wear tge outfits for multiple shows

People were…booing and leaving? Honestly, that’s pathetic. You’re paying money to experience Lana Del Rey LIVE, it’s not her fault some people watch every performance ever and expect her to change things up for each individual performance. She’s a fucking human being, not some AI Dream Girl you can change up every day, and I’m sure the whole ass stage crew aren’t prepared for her to perform different shit from city to city. Some of these Lana stans need to touch grass. 

“hope played from tape” barf either sing the song or don’t have it play

This road has been walked before…. I saw this image on Reddit 


 
Maybe Lasso will just be renamed like Rock Candy Sweet… or delayed indefinitely and forgotten about. That recent interview and total silence since the original surprise announcement makes me not optimistic for a smooth rollout. But lets have positive manifestations instead pls 😍. Lasso by 2026!

Honestly I think she will drop it on the 21st and debut it live with Quavo at Fenway, it would be too perfect not to actually do

Please as if the second it’s released there won’t be massive hype 
 
idk why everyone expected this to come out soon, have y’all learned nothing 
 
I have a feeling it’ll be out this month eventually and it’s gonna blow us away!

LANA DEL REY IN MIU MIU 

 
Idk why but we cheer, she needs to be a Miu Miu girl

Lunch literally makes me question my sexuality lol

We need ultra deluxe reissue for anniversary

10 years......I'm so old. I remember the release of West Coast just like it was yesterday 

This! I think it’s known she’s not a confident performer, she’s got the set list she’s practiced and is settled with, throwing in random songs all the time would probably end up messy and disorganised 
 
she’s playing festivals at the end of the day, most of her audience won’t have seen her other sets, so, there’s not really a huge drive to switch it up 

billie ellish saying “even my favorite artists i’m not trying to hear them for 3 hours. that’s far too long. that’s literally psychotic”. 
who’s nobody? like or hate taylor, she’s sold out every single show on a global STADIUM tour. there are literally thousands of people waiting outside the venues every night because they couldnt even get tickets because of how high demand it is. maybe she’s just talking about herself in this context, because i wouldnt pay to see her run around in sweatpants for 3 hours. 

Hello… is it working now… pls say yes… x

Likes are working again for me now. The only thing is i can’t navigate directly to LanaBoards.com (i.e the home page)- all that does is give me a blank page with “Apache is functioning normally”