Im a ghost now

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ...... 

Oh my gosh this is actually insane. I'd be worried about eating in front of Lana too bc I can't eat when I'm too excited lmao I'd probably only order a pepsi or something 
This is such a good contest too btw, thankfully you won and not some weirdo  congratulations 💝 
 

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ...... 

Oh my gosh this is actually insane. I'd be worried about eating in front of Lana too bc I can't eat when I'm too excited lmao I'd probably only order a pepsi or something 
This is such a good contest too btw, thankfully you won and not some weirdo  congratulations 💝 
 

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ...... 

Oh my gosh this is actually insane. I'd be worried about eating in front of Lana too bc I can't eat when I'm too excited lmao I'd probably only order a pepsi or something 
This is such a good contest too btw, thankfully you won and not some weirdo  congratulations 💝 
 

Oh my gosh this is actually insane. I'd be worried about eating in front of Lana too bc I can't eat when I'm too excited lmao I'd probably only order a pepsi or something 
This is such a good contest too btw, thankfully you won and not some weirdo  congratulations 💝 
 

Lasso has 4 letters. September is the 9th month of the year. The sentence "Music business is going gone country. We are going country" has 10 words and it contains 38 letters. She announced that in February, the 2nd of the year. What do these numbers mean?
 
At the time of the announcement, Lana Del Rey was 38 years old. 10 years ago, she released her 2nd major-label studio album Ultraviolence. But what was Lana's 4th major-label studio album? Lust For Life. Which album had collaborations with rappers? Lust For Life (ASAP Rocky) and Ocean Blvd (Tommy Genesis). Which album will also have a track with a rapper? Lasso (Quovo for Tough). Lasso is a follow-up to her 9th studio album Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd? which is going to be her 10th album. It all adds up, the Lasso is coming 
 
EDIT: OMFG I'M SO STUPID LASSO HAS 5 LETTERS WHICH MEANS THAT LUST FOR LIFE WAS HER 5TH STUDIO (NOT MAJOR-LABEL) STUDIO ALBUM SO IT STILL ADDS UP, LASSO WILL BE RELEASED IN SEPTEMBER!!!!!!

Oh my gosh this is actually insane. I'd be worried about eating in front of Lana too bc I can't eat when I'm too excited lmao I'd probably only order a pepsi or something 
This is such a good contest too btw, thankfully you won and not some weirdo  congratulations 💝 
 

Oh my gosh this is actually insane. I'd be worried about eating in front of Lana too bc I can't eat when I'm too excited lmao I'd probably only order a pepsi or something 
This is such a good contest too btw, thankfully you won and not some weirdo  congratulations 💝 
 

Oh my gosh this is actually insane. I'd be worried about eating in front of Lana too bc I can't eat when I'm too excited lmao I'd probably only order a pepsi or something 
This is such a good contest too btw, thankfully you won and not some weirdo  congratulations 💝 
 

Oh my gosh this is actually insane. I'd be worried about eating in front of Lana too bc I can't eat when I'm too excited lmao I'd probably only order a pepsi or something 
This is such a good contest too btw, thankfully you won and not some weirdo  congratulations 💝 
 

same 😭😭

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ...... 

https://kansascitymag.com/win-lunch-with-lana-del-rey-via-kc-magazine-and-jazzoo/



Hadn’t seen anyone post about this yet… the Kansas City Zoo has a yearly fundraiser called Jazzoo, and they had a raffle. One of the prizes was lunch with Lana when she comes back to Kansas City. 

Long story short, I bought my ticket to Jazzoo just for the raffle. I cannot believe I am typing this. But, I won.
It’s been a dream of mine since I was 13 years old. I feel like I’m floating and also dreaming and wondering when I am going to wake up??? I thought this was so random of her (but we love our “lol I’m so random🤪” queen) but I was told she has family ties here, either with someone at the zoo or KC Magazine. Either way, I’m stoked. I was literally crying screaming throwing up when I got the email (ok maybe not throwing up but yeah)  
 
Felt like this all day: 

There were hundreds of people at Jazzoo, but only 15 raffle tickets were bought for Lana’s prize. Below is a picture of me during the event last Friday night manifesting my dream come true… and a wayyy better pic of me wearing the dress she wore to the 2019 Grammys party. ANYWAYS, if you need me I’ll be planning my funeral because I’m pretty much dead  Let’s hope I’m able to eat with her sitting in front of me lol 
 



editing this to add I hope this doesn’t come off braggy or anything I just was so excited the first thing I thought was sharing the news with my Lanaboards family cause I love you all so much!!!!! ❤️🥰

Tough leaked
 

When will the suffering end?

well fuck u guys in LA
 
edit: i’m sorry. I love you. please get me something,

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ...... 

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ...... 

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ...... 

when she announces Lasso on Ultraviolence 10th anniversary bc it will be its sister album 

Man  I hope everyone starts working with Jack Antonoff next so Lana doesn’t anymore! 

she needs a couple minutes to vape too, be understanding

yeah this happened tonight but it was funny the “she’s insane i guess” part ngl