Nevermind

When Paris Texas is a reworked Take Me To Paris 

Yes, I think it might be another Breaking Up Slowly situation where she borrowed a song.

Paris, Texas...
I have seen this movie for the first time just one month ago and I thought it was so Lana-ish.
Now I really believe in synchronicities. 

oh yeah we're getting the album on march 10th i just know a brazillian indie record store will be putting the vinyl out on the 10th without getting the memo 

when my Spotify Wrapped is filled with TACO TRUCK X VB on every page 

taco truck x vb lowkey her worst title but she made it up with titties

She opened her 2014 shows singing: "Let the light in, let the line shine in. It's a cruel world, it's a cruel world."

Ooh that’s probably true. She said “and also for giving me Margaret” when thanking Jack so I feel like that could mean either for bringing Margaret Qualley into her life or the song tbh.

I'm seriously fuming at the delay
 
She better release a new track soon or I will become unhinged

So... Now that the date changed, I wonder if the album will leak by March 10th (after some store sell it early by mistake)

Paris Texas 

yeah if the full title isn't gonna be American Whore it might as well fit into the American cunt campy vibe she had going on in her early career. AW just kinda...flops

I hope Canadian retailers don't get the memo so I will buy the album ahead of time like I did with Blue Banisters. 

Me doing ice breakers on the first day of class at college: 
Hi my name is Ava and my favorite song is “Grandfather Please Stand on The Shoulders of My Father While He’s Deep-Sea Fishing” by Lana Del Rey

MY PUSSY TASTES LIKE OMEGA 3 

FINALLY  I'm claiming Paris, Texas right away. I'm also very excited to hear a song called Taco Truck sample Venice Bitch based on my assumption from the name
 

I wonder if maybe she wrote a new song over the VB outro?

IDGAF IF THERE’S A LITERAL TURTLE RUNNING HER MERCHANDISE DISTRIBUTION CENTER AND IT DOESNT ARRIVE FOR ANOTHER YEAR I NEED IT 

I hope Interscope/Ben has a handle on all of the different store variants/etc. not shipping out early

miley when i catch you

My pussy tastes like areola, my nips are wide like cherry pies

In my mind the nipple cover is the official cover that got shut down for streaming cause it’s too explicit 

this is going to go down as her most iconic tracklist reveal. the CAMPNESS of the tracklist + titties reveal? iconic

pa ti naki chicken teriyaki ya'll

OMG 😭😭😭 i can’t believe Pepper is real and also i can’t believe the album is delayed even further