Platinum Greenwich

Me when the locals streamed Doin' Time:

If only people knew that it’s ok to treat celebrities like they’re human beings: ya fucked up and even tho I love your music I can still say that what you did was truly irresponsible. Nothing political about it, it’s about watching out for your fellow sisters who - according to LDR - she loves and wouldn’t be anywhere without. So why not protect them and yourself? 
 

Quick Lana, release a single to distract the masses 

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy 

listening to violet and crying; it's truly just another white girl day

it's this statement + the profile pic for me 

Truly wish Twitter was the thing that people chose to cancel. That would be a win for the culture. 

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy 

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy 

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy 

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy 

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy 

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy 

i came here to mention this lol, jesus christ
 
it's one thing to criticize her, as we should in this case - but all the random 14-year-olds being rude in the most obnoxious meme-y sort of way (and promoting their shitty fancams lol) are getting on my last nerve; there's really nothing more cringey to me than someone thinking they did something but nobody moved
 
someone tried to cancel her for the chuck makeout pics as well lmao, couple years late on that one
 
whatever tho, she looks fucking stunning and i'd thank her if she spat in my mouth wbk wbk

i came here to mention this lol, jesus christ
 
it's one thing to criticize her, as we should in this case - but all the random 14-year-olds being rude in the most obnoxious meme-y sort of way (and promoting their shitty fancams lol) are getting on my last nerve; there's really nothing more cringey to me than someone thinking they did something but nobody moved
 
someone tried to cancel her for the chuck makeout pics as well lmao, couple years late on that one
 
whatever tho, she looks fucking stunning and i'd thank her if she spat in my mouth wbk wbk

i came here to mention this lol, jesus christ
 
it's one thing to criticize her, as we should in this case - but all the random 14-year-olds being rude in the most obnoxious meme-y sort of way (and promoting their shitty fancams lol) are getting on my last nerve; there's really nothing more cringey to me than someone thinking they did something but nobody moved
 
someone tried to cancel her for the chuck makeout pics as well lmao, couple years late on that one
 
whatever tho, she looks fucking stunning and i'd thank her if she spat in my mouth wbk wbk

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy 

It’s wishful thinking & a bit of manifestation 

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy 

I actually really want her to read the new poems
 
Knowing her she'll post herself later reading Past the Bushes Cypress Thriving for the 53rd time, though

i came here to mention this lol, jesus christ
 
it's one thing to criticize her, as we should in this case - but all the random 14-year-olds being rude in the most obnoxious meme-y sort of way (and promoting their shitty fancams lol) are getting on my last nerve; there's really nothing more cringey to me than someone thinking they did something but nobody moved
 
someone tried to cancel her for the chuck makeout pics as well lmao, couple years late on that one
 
whatever tho, she looks fucking stunning and i'd thank her if she spat in my mouth wbk wbk

i came here to mention this lol, jesus christ
 
it's one thing to criticize her, as we should in this case - but all the random 14-year-olds being rude in the most obnoxious meme-y sort of way (and promoting their shitty fancams lol) are getting on my last nerve; there's really nothing more cringey to me than someone thinking they did something but nobody moved
 
someone tried to cancel her for the chuck makeout pics as well lmao, couple years late on that one
 
whatever tho, she looks fucking stunning and i'd thank her if she spat in my mouth wbk wbk

i came here to mention this lol, jesus christ
 
it's one thing to criticize her, as we should in this case - but all the random 14-year-olds being rude in the most obnoxious meme-y sort of way (and promoting their shitty fancams lol) are getting on my last nerve; there's really nothing more cringey to me than someone thinking they did something but nobody moved
 
someone tried to cancel her for the chuck makeout pics as well lmao, couple years late on that one
 
whatever tho, she looks fucking stunning and i'd thank her if she spat in my mouth wbk wbk

Ma'am this is Lana Del Rey we're talking about 

Not her uploading that stale video to prove that she wears a proper mask 
 
Girl just give an actual apology and follow guidelines