Stoned Mary in the Garden

Lmao I keep hearing photographers screaming “LANA! LANA!” And it’s never Lana 

These things make me realize how few celebrities I actually know. Who are these people 

oh yeah no this is cvnty sorry bout it

i just heard “somebody has tequila?” from one of the photographers on the stream im watching and that’s an accurate depiction of how i feel right now.. most of these looks thus far…

Getting some vodka for this event lmao 
i have a feeling she’s going to say something about Lasso. Probably not anything huge but i think she’ll mention it 

Getting some vodka for this event lmao 
i have a feeling she’s going to say something about Lasso. Probably not anything huge but i think she’ll mention it 

Getting some vodka for this event lmao 
i have a feeling she’s going to say something about Lasso. Probably not anything huge but i think she’ll mention it 

Getting some vodka for this event lmao 
i have a feeling she’s going to say something about Lasso. Probably not anything huge but i think she’ll mention it 

Blue bedspread and silver tinsel, my heart's delight 

really she’s at the Ramada 

we both know… that is not fashionable to love me…. 

the hours before the greatest event of 2024? then i will take it 

i’m surprised u guys didn’t like it, i think it’s beautiful 

I think she will manifest

Please. The woman would not know taste if it was glued to the back of her fuck ass bob

When she announces lasso and Releases a single on the red carpet like she did with Ocean blvd what then

I understand that Anna Wintour revolutionized profitability of magazines in the 80s - and that makes her an amazing and admirable business woman - but can we stop pretending like she has good taste. 

i love the carpet its so much better than last year WHATTT do u guys mean. last years carpet made half the dresses look weird

Riley's there btw! I remember her saying that

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The carpet... it's getting real

i would be more concerned at people believing this than lana actually wearing it 

In a few hours, she'll post a pic like this on her story and we'll all wonder if this her pre-red carpet ritual or a sign that she's not going at all 

you:

 
 

People posting fake screenshots already… It’s going to be a long day. 

omg it's the look of the centaury! (this pun made me die inside )