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Truth is we would all have been excited to have The Grants as the third single if it never leaked 💀 
 
Then by the time we were able to process the fact that it might not have been the best single choice we would already have had the album…fuck you rosemead baby.

if she won’t, i’ll dance anyway.

Literally. If they know it’s coming soon then just stay quiet. 
 
I think the only type of insider I like rn is the “Kintsugi” type. Spills some information on songs & lyrics and builds hype but doesn’t ruin any kind of announcement.
 
 

After years scrolling LB, it's not hard for me to believe that between:
Not knowing a surprise is coming and being utterly delighted the day it happens. Expecting something big, getting our hopes high and having a meltdown. ... we're having the second option 

“I’m personally very happy” makes me think some people either won’t be happy or won’t care. 
 
I’m convinced it’s not a Dua/Lana collab. Why would he react like that? Not even just the excitement but why would his reaction centre around Lana.. like he’s a Dua fan over anything else. 
 
I’m thinking something like .. she’s being honoured at some kind of award show, she’s getting a documentary, something named after her. Like if they changed the name of California to “Lanafornia” that would be shocking AND exciting. I’m on board for that 

Now tell me why the fuck did ben delete my question on his latest post  I just asked him if it’s true lana releasing a new single on Tuesday 

i hope it's something like a documentary, it seems possible and would be cute
 
(please don't let the surprise be something underwhalming)

+ every fan and their moms know lana is playing festivals this year so a tour is expected

I think we should stop guessing and just wait for the announcement of this "surprise".  
 
btw, what is your favorite vinyl variant? 😍

The surprise is they’re reopening the tunnel under Ocean Boulevard. I’m telling you.

HEAR ME OUT
could it be that tuesday she is announcing both the surprise AND a new single from Ocean Blvd and BOZ knows what this surprise is but Kintsugi doesn't but he THINKS he does and he THINKS Boz is referring to the new single (cause kintsugi doesn't know about the other surprise) and that's why Boz said it's not a new music project but Kintsugi said it's new music

BoZ was an idiot to say this so early. 

I wanna believe that the surprise is gonna be a documentary about Lana. Chuck's been filming her for years, now would be the perfect time to release the doc

Or they have different ideas of what the big surprise is and it’s multiple things that are coming 👀

me waking up to NO leak, NO surprise, NO confirmation on what the surprise is, NO new snippets, AND it's my birthday
frick you @Kintsugi @BlackoutZone

Happy 10th March… Let the festivities begin 

he must be lying when he says not one (1) single person guessed it because if he is serious n means that, it rules out pretty much everything rational (album trailer, music video, tour, oceanblvd insta debut etc etc.) right after he told us “come back down to earth” ?? 
 
Lol i’m just gonna forget about it at this point and let myself be surprised next week

but then again we'd complain about how dry this thread/era is (when we don't have a new photoshoot)

If Lana sees the guesses that we made on this thread one day, she would have no problem thinking or making new content or promotion tactics for the albums that she will release in a decade. We actually said everything and now it's up to her now whether doing them or not

wait it makes sense that she could be announcing it on tuesday on Radio 1

when it's a restraining order on nikki lane 

BOZ after leaving us with there’s a surprise coming

Lana getting her own star on the walk of fame