jimmyjimmycocoapuff

you deserve PRISON for putting TSMWEL at 26 

you know what i bit my tongue when i saw you chewing with your mouth open at dinner last night but i know it was you who spat at me so watch your back before i sabotage your next shoot

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in the lounge, the girls have had time to de-gown from this weeks challenge and are discussing spit play in the bedroom
 
miranda & lana are questioning megan on whether or not she spat at mitski. megan claims she did not, but lana is adament she saw someone hucking a ball of spit towards mitski after yesterdays shoot. miranda is unsure, and is trying to mediate the situation. all is calm, for now
 

 
and our first butter-up of the season has occured! last night, anya was seen playfully fighting with @Lindsay Lohan... could foul play be afoot?
 

 
stay tuned on lanaboards next top model!

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This is your reminder that Anya is a UV stan!! She may or may not leak a Ultraviolence outtake in return of her victory 
Please consider this while you are submitting your votes  An ANYA exclusive may be coming your way 

3 Hours left for submission 
 
@keps2013 @TheBoss
 
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TALES FROM THE LNTM HOUSE
(Simulated)
 
Lizzy Grant: Lizzy feels overshadowed by the more extravagant personalities in the competition. She struggles to find her voice and style amidst the flamboyance of her fellow contestants, leading to self-doubt and insecurity.
Naomi Campbell: Naomi, accustomed to being the center of attention, clashes with Lady Gaga over creative differences during a photo shoot challenge. Their egos collide as they each insist on their vision, causing tension and drama on set.
Miranda Cosgrove: Miranda becomes the target of jealousy from some of the other contestants who perceive her as having an unfair advantage due to her previous acting career. They spread rumors about her being favored by the judges, creating a rift within the group.
Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga's avant-garde style clashes with the more traditional tastes of Kate Moss during a styling challenge. Kate criticizes Gaga's outfit choices, leading to a heated argument that spills over into backstage drama.
Kate Moss: Kate, known for her sharp tongue, finds herself at odds with RuPaul after making a cutting remark during a critique session. RuPaul, unimpressed by Kate's attitude, delivers some tough feedback that leaves her fuming and defensive.
RuPaul: RuPaul faces criticism from Tinashe and Lana Del Rey, who accuse him of favoritism towards certain contestants. They confront RuPaul about his impartiality, sparking a debate about fairness and integrity in the competition.
Tinashe: Tinashe clashes with Kate Bush over creative differences during the challenge. 
Kate Bush: Kate Bush feels alienated from the younger contestants and struggles to connect with them on a personal level. Her reserved nature leads to misunderstandings and tensions within the group dynamics.
Lana Del Rey: Lana becomes the target of Mitski's passive-aggressive comments and subtle sabotage attempts. 
Beyoncé: Beyoncé must navigate the drama carefully to maintain her own position in the competition.
Mitski: Mitski's intense perfectionism causes friction with the fellow girls in the house, she tells them it's not a sorority, it's a competition. 
Britney Spears: Britney's fragile emotional state becomes a point of concern for the other contestants and the judges. Her struggles with confidence and anxiety manifest in erratic behavior, creating tension and drama in the competition.
Jane Fonda: Jane clashes with Charli XCX over their conflicting ideas about feminism and empowerment during a discussion about their inspirations. Their heated debate spills over into a confrontation, revealing deeper ideological differences.
Charli XCX: Charli's brash personality rubs some of the other contestants the wrong way, particularly Anya Taylor Joy, who finds her outspokenness abrasive. Their clashes escalate into a feud, with both refusing to back down.
Anya Taylor Joy: Anya feels isolated from the rest of the group due to her reserved nature and British upbringing. She struggles to connect with her fellow contestants, leading to feelings of loneliness and alienation.
Megan Thee Stallion: Megan's attitude is not well liked by some of the girls in the house. She believes it's jealously.

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election year ✅
grammys ✅
blonde hair ✅
QFTC in may ✅
late summer release 
 
the prophecy is being fulfilled 

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I’m in! I’ll be playing as Sheryl Lee AKA Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks 

Can she find the reel of her announcing lasso and comment on that 

Lana answered the culture

no matter how oddly she worded it, she had every right to defend herself and her right to sing about her authentic experiences surrounding love, relationships, submission, emotions, pain, and being a woman however she wants! all i can really say about it without going on a tangent lol

Since we are talking about QFTC again, I still wonder what Doja meant by this. 
 

Yesssss!!!! I'd love if she shared more snipets of what she's working on 

little do they know that... trailer trash is the epitome of camp...
 
  
 

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I have officially arrived, riding on my cloud of purple sludge. Good luck, angels! Some of you will need it...
 

You all look beautiful! I think we ALL have that Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent that Miss Lohan is looking for…