Sam Fucking Rockwell

Ok this is unhealthy nd also not as important but ohmygod YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING 4 ONLY THIS.    I hope the fucking skies rip open on a gloomy day, fucking halo'ing the disc I'll b fucking sobbing and my throat'll b sore after all the fucking yelling on the top of some fucking mountain  they'll write urban legends of the fucking howls and the roaring of my speakers-  and then the LFL music video'll start (but not really) and I'll do the same fucking thing all over again in another picturesque typa space, 'way from traffic with a some select kind of vice crying to overcompensate the limpness of the unripe first half of the year, like fucking  mop it really was regarding this, nd probably almost die, but won't  bc I'LL HAVE A FUCKING MOMENT OF SHARP SOBRIETY  and then laugh at myself for almost having done so. Yes.  (Like I seldom deal w any bs in real life but mygod. Love for u venice heaux, the fucking patient kind ) I'll save the fucking receipt and then listen to the tracks off pico or visit my local library, burn the tracks off the cd and never listen to them thru streaming 
 
 
 
edit: Sorry Harlow, this was hardly conversational,  I genuinely hope u enjoy ur vinyl too whenever it arrives     

So this is what being a Sky Ferreira stan feels like...
 
how horrible omg

Disgusting

this is March 28th all over again..not falling for it a second time.

Bunny, let's not pretend that it's standard to drop tracks 9* and 5* months before an album release whilst saying nothing else about it the entire time. It isn't.
 
*and fucking counting

Idk if this is even an unpopular opinion or not cause i rarely see anyone talk about this song but Is This Happiness is one of the best Ultraviolence songs, one of her most underrated songs imo.

Was just listening to UV & just wanted to say there will never be an album like it. I mean seriously what in the fuck was she smoking when she made it and how do I get 30 pounds of it

the year is 2031
 
-gaga finally released lg6
-dua lipa has a vegas residency
-lana has posted yet another picture of her poetry book to instagram with the simple caption of:
"violets bent backwards coming soon kids"
 
nfr is nowhere to be seen and is suspected to never have existed

This ERA or whatever you call it is delusional. She definitely reads this site too. Imagine if there was a whole website that talked about YOU. i’m sure you would like to take a peak every now and then.

She was literally considering calling BTD "Do You Luv Me Yet?" I'm so glad she didn't

if she doesnt follow up with an announcement im gonna slap her, shes legitimately trolling us

Wild how someone could have conceived to Venice Bitch when it premiered and the baby would have been born by now yet we still don't have the album 

I thought Stevie and Lana really had chemistry on BPBP and it’s my favorite collab on LFL. I’m surprised people hate it so much.

can we please continue to pretend each page # is a new year bc its very realistic us being in 2023 and not having NFR

Rumour has it NFR's delay is because her Leapfrog LeapPad can't connect to the internet, thus preventing her from ever releasing or tweeting to let us know 

I think you cracked the code sis! She will release the album in 15 years  it all makes sense now.

I agree, I definitely have sympathy for that. I think it's more a frustration that she tends to speak out about ideas long before they have any basis in reality, so people get hyped and then stuff never comes out.
 
Big picture, Lana has given us a lot of stuff over the years, she has a pretty big output compared to a lot of other artists out there. I'm certainly very grateful for that.

I'd love to see her put in at least a minimal effort promoting it too (her singing to the song on her instagram doesn't count....), but you know it will never happen. Promoting her music is a concept our girl is no longer subscribing to. 

I'd love to see her put in at least a minimal effort promoting it too (her singing to the song on her instagram doesn't count....), but you know it will never happen. Promoting her music is a concept our girl is no longer subscribing to. 

I'd love to see her put in at least a minimal effort promoting it too (her singing to the song on her instagram doesn't count....), but you know it will never happen. Promoting her music is a concept our girl is no longer subscribing to. 

I'd love to see her put in at least a minimal effort promoting it too (her singing to the song on her instagram doesn't count....), but you know it will never happen. Promoting her music is a concept our girl is no longer subscribing to. 

I'd love to see her put in at least a minimal effort promoting it too (her singing to the song on her instagram doesn't count....), but you know it will never happen. Promoting her music is a concept our girl is no longer subscribing to. 

this has all become a bit "i have gay friends so i can't be homophobic." 

Discovering the tracklist would feel like breaking out of my reality where NFR will never see the light of day and ending up in an alternate reality where she’s super excited to promote it and it actually, ya know, comes out. Haruki Murakami 1Q84 teas. Lana done wrapped NFR up in an air chrysalis and it ain’t ever coming out.

Lana: *calls out Kanye for being ignorant and a trump supporter*
 
Also Lana: *joins a cult where most members probably voted for trump*