venice biotch

I’m actually gonna go to a remote island with only Spotify to survive on because I CANNOT hear another reputation TV theory. SHUT THE FUCK UP like is there not a whole NEW ALBUM coming out in 2 days??? The fuck are people doing. What makes it even worse is that they’re making these theories out of TTPD PROMO. HOW DOES THAY MAKE ANY SENSE TO THEM. I honestly don’t want rep tv anytime soon all I need is for these cunts to shut the fuck up. Like TTPD is going to be amazing and I feel like it’s starting to get overlooked which I know it won’t once it’s out but this whole release just feels so off and EVERYONES ruining it

Ate the house boots down Versace on the side

Croatia is my second favourite; I would not be mad if they won 

We always choose shit people as well but then again we shouldn't even be in it, it's silly (Australia)

Omg this bitch

thinking about the time i pissed her off on tiktok lol

Maybe she's just bitter about this

My dad is a full time believer in the conspiracy theory that Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain. True? Idk but Courtney Love seems like a cunt so i’ll believe it…
 

Inspired by @Veinsineon
Courtney used to be cool. I like Hole. I think Celebrity Skin is a brilliant album.
But not anymore. Not after TODAY.
https://consequence.net/2024/04/courtney-love-taylor-swift-not-important/
I mean imagine saying that ^ about your friend. That is just plain mean.
Lana once lent Courtney her entire house so she could recover from whatever the fuck addiction she had at that particular time.
Fuck HER
ETA: also she's just really, really wrong. Even if the Country Roads cover was the worst cover that ever covered, it doesn't negate the artist's entire body of work. She of all people should realise this.
ETA2: also saying Taylor "isn't important" is actual brain rot. Even if you despise her and her music, she absolutely IS important, she literally contributes to a country's actual economy when she tours. Important =/= having to like her music or like her.

1000/10 lanachella hair one of her best

I kinda dig the Dutch entry. I like it more than the Croatian one. I love the campiness and the meaning of it. Croatia's cool as well, reminds me of Rammstein. Ireland is hands down, the most unique one! The odds are saying that Switzerland might win but imo it's a bit generic idk, gotta listen to it again. But not gonna lie, you can definitely see Käärija's Cha Cha Cha impact on this year's entries where most of the songs are goofy-ass quirky but also in native language. I had high hopes for the UK when I found out that Olly from Years & Years is performing there but I kinda expected more from his song. Finland has a very "what the fuck!?" entry. 1990s rave seems to make a comeback here, I've noticed that. 

To All My Fellow Canadian LDR Fans. Rules Are The Same As Any Other Survivor
13 Beaches- 10 Pretty When You Cry- 10 Cherry- 10 Yayo- 10 Born To Die- 10 Blue Jeans- 10 White Mustang- 10 National Anthem- 10 When The World Was At War We Kept On Dancing- 10 Music To Watch Boys To- 10 Lust For Life- 10 Change / Black Beauty / Young And Beautiful - 10 Ride- 10 Video Games- 10 Love- 10 Summertime Sadness- 10 Serial Killer- 10 Get Free- 10 Off To The Races- 10  

this is so AKA after a year in Russia coded

so ocean blvd ( btw pierwsza osoba z polski ktora tutaj spotkalam )

I think you’re onto something, but just a few days before then! I conducted a little Lanailysis and here’s what I found…
In the BTD album shoot taken on July 22nd her nails were pink, but two days earlier on the 20th during her photoshoot with NME her nails were the same blue with white flower designs as seen in this performance video. Before that, she last did a photoshoot on June 11th where her nails were a different shade of blue and without the white flowers (which were drawn on her ring finger on both hands), which narrows this performance closer to July. Also, on October 10th which is the day this performance was originally said to be from, she also had a photoshoot where her nails had black tips. The next day, she had a performance where her nails still had black tips, so she didn’t get them redone between those days. Before these October dates, the last time we saw her was at Glasslands where her nails were also blue, but with a different design than in the video.
So, I conclude that this performance took place sometime in July up until the 21st or 22nd when her nails were redone for the BTD cover shoot. It is also possible that she did this performance, got her nails redone, and then did the BTD shoot all in one day, but it doesn’t seem likely for all of that to get done in just one day. I think it’s more likely she did this a couple days prior. I’ll update the title to reflect this! Xx

The way this thread never got a single reply in 11 years

Imo Lana cigarette/vape memes aren't really that funny. They were maybe funny for 1 second but idk, I find these jokes cringe

Oh my god.. I was already cringing at the cigarette jokes back in 2015. The other day I saw someone still posting that Cola+cigs package with the caption “Coachella merch just dropped XD” …….. 

lana as a rat
 im sorry if this offends anyone

"White lines, makin' powder on the stove"
"Guns in the summertime, drink a Cherry Cola lime"
"And all the dope things"
"You snort it like a champ, like the winner winner is"
"He thought mine was his to cough into his mouth"
"I can't help but feel somewhat like my body, mind, my soul"
"Leanin' in my back, whisperin' in my ear
"Come on, baby, you can drive"
"Their golden dozens, rockin' for groupies"
"Like a groupie in Cockney, I'm posing as a real singer"
"Gentle me thou, he hit me and it felt like a kiss"
 

in hundred dollar bill it really sounds like she's saying he understand the sell of silk and sometimes i'm sort of convinced it is  i can hear a k sound in the david kahne demo

For years instead of “you say im like the ice I freeze”  I was singing “you say I’m like the issaih frisse”.. like I thought it was some random old Egyptian goddess or something lol.. I still sing it like that half the time too, not that it’s noticeable to anybody but me
 
it literally isn’t the only lyric I was singing wrong in Brooklyn baby either, I was just freestyling this song 

I know it’s French but when I was young I used to hear “truth is we’re in a movie” in the Carmen bridge, which sounded cool to me.

hopefully he means for himself