Sinner Get Ready

so everyone wants Merna to reheat her EH nachos but when she does it’s ignored and unappreciated and the only thing hyperfixated on is the title. it’s quirky i don’t think it’s that awful just a teensy bit out of place. i’m just more excited about the visuals 

that’s salma hayek in the sun 

die Life would’ve been the best album title 

issa bop! 

cuntissimo? da furk

In *The Substance*, Lana Del Rey stars as a reclusive pop star whose life is as unpredictable as the LanaBoards.com forum. For over two years, the community has anxiously awaited any shred of information about her long-anticipated album, *The Right Person Will Stay*. Fans have tirelessly scoured the web, poring over cryptic Instagram stories, soon🚀 posts, hidden messages, and anything that might hint at its release. In true Lana fashion, she decides to drop the album pre-orders without warning, sending the LanaBoards faithful into a collective frenzy. But there's a twist: Lana has taken the substance herself — a mysterious elixir that allows her to release the album in a burst of creative clarity. Watching from afar, she relishes in the chaos and joy of her fans, who, after years of speculation, are now overwhelmed with excitement and confusion. As they scramble for preorder links and theorize about the album’s deeper meanings, Lana observes with a knowing smile, amused by how her fans have finally realized what she always knew: the right person (or album) always stays — even if it’s just long enough for the preorders to drop.


 

this thread's giving people who ate hard boiled eggs for breakfast vibes rn

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henry is a fucking dog 

Welcome to the music insider application thread.
Which artists would you like advanced info, surveys & tracks from?
Obviously you cannot share with anyone.
 
Mine:
Lana Del Rey
Florence + The Machine
Madonna
Dua Lipa
Nine Inch Nails
Depeche Mode
St. Vincent
Erasure
Aphex Twin
Lady Gaga
Tove Lo
Doja Cat
Taylor Swift
Rihanna
Charli XCX
Grimes
Justice
Miley Cyrus
Slayyyter
Allie X
Sofi Tukker
Chvrches
Confidence Man
Father John Misty
Sabrina Carpenter 
Katy Perry

Sky Ferreira
 
In no particular order/may be adding more to mine,
 
Apply Below…

Sky Ferreira is what I need and after all Ferraris been through, we deserve to thrive. 

Thank you
 

I spoke to someone who I consider to be a reliable source, allegedly marina had an argument with the design team, even after making them work Christmas and New Year’s and then just scrapped everything and redid those visuals…appallingly might I add

Idk if it's real, I found it on instagram 😀 Serbia's protest against government.
The word "pumpaj" has become a symbol of the street resistance of a generation that refuses to rebel the way their parents did: instead of serious speeches and grand ideological slogans, they use memes, irony and viral slogans to express their message.

If the album is sonically and melodically similar to stripped-down stuff like Disco, For K Part 2, Pawn Shop Blues, Yayo, Oh Say Can You See, Bad Disease, A Star for Nick, Change, Kintsugi, Wild At Heart, Dance Till We Die, Marilyn, and the first half of A&W, it's going to be my favourite Lana record ever, lol. 
 
 

Yep exactly, she is fine in her lane she doesn’t need to mix it up so soon. 

idk if I like it 

idk if i’m gonna feel this album after the 2 singles… Gag Order might be untoppable. what a classic 

Let's talk about some good aspects of the worst thing she's done so far in her entire career: LOVE + FEAR

Despite being her weakest project so far, I won't be ashamed to say that it did have some good moments that are worth remembering, such as:
L+F is such an era and project that makes me feel sad because it's an example at how potential can be squandered by really bad decisions. Most of the outtakes had much more potential than the released songs, and some released songs would've been much better if they weren't overproduced and chopped, like You and STBS. I really wish she had kept the original Handmade Heaven concept because I just know the L+F concept was rushed, and some of the least good songs made it into the cut.

#justiceforhandmadeheaven

i've been on a marina kick again after hearing Cupid's Girl and love her discography but god DAMN did the producer of ADIAML absolutely abuse the steam-pressure-release sound that's all over the album. it's overused in so many songs too like New America and the title track. it started being the only thing i could hear. it's ruining the album for me 

Got 2 tickets to her show, cannot wait omg

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The New Album coming July 4th
 
Tracklist:
 
01. FREEDOM.
02. JOYRIDE.
03. YIPPEE-KI-YAY.
04. DELUSIONAL.
05. RED FLAG 
06. LOVE FOREVER.
07. THE ONE.
08. BOY CRAZY.
09. GLOW.
10. TOO HARD.
11. CATHEDRAL.
 
 

Merna reposted a meme of hers from reddit. So i guess she has been reading it… hm…