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aloha necklace... Hawaii album confirmed 

The day before she posted the NFR cover and tracklist she posted a boomerang selfie of her showing a necklace she made. 
 
Today she posted a selfie just as glamorous! Maybe she’ll reveal the cover and tracklist tomorrow and then the pre-order will go live on Friday, which would be exactly 2 weeks before the album comes out! 

I manifest an announcement this week. F R I D A Y or even tomorrow. Dude - 2 weeks. 2 WEEKS. Btw. Idk why am I even so hyped for this album. All we know is a few titles and a potato quality snippet. This isn't like with NFR when we had two amazing tracks - MAC and VB. Thank god we had them so early.

In your cock

There is an art to being a fake lyricist. You can't just write anything. 

Pls don't band together to harass her managers, they already don't like LanaBoards enough as it is skkkk x

If Lana doesn't release the cover and tracklist in two days then I will ask the mods to ban you x

Can't (fake) leak what doesn't exist 

Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something?Can she say something? Im dying 

if "contemplating at costco - the santa clarita fires" is a song title... it WILL be an 8 minute long, psychedelic rock masterpiece... mark my words. 

Maybe don’t come back then 

more HBTB vibes pls

i can make them on garageband, give me 20 minutes

can we at least get nfr instrumentals while we wait for cocc???

my cat told me that the album is coming on the fourth with no promotion. the cover is a picture of lana from behind in the middle of the desert. my cat is really intuitive guys this might be legit 

I really hope Jack isn’t the sole producer on this album omg he is so dull.. melodrama should’ve been his last project. 

right
didn't she also 'announce' white hot forever during the grammys hype? she always seems to announce random shit when she's worked up (either from excitement or resentment.) 

My main reason for being suspicious of the Sept 4/5 release date is that she "announced" it at the end of an angry rant, presumably for impact. 
I bet Ben and Ed had NO idea. 
Also, as I've said before, releasing on Sept 4/5 is a "fuck you" to the industry because it just misses the Grammys deadline ... I doubt Interscope would be very pleased about that, because Grammy noms = $$$. 
She's just not trustworthy I'm SORRY. 
Whatever, though - I'm operating under the assumption that it'll be delayed af and then I can be pleasantly surprised if it isn't. 

That wasn’t a random store! It was a planned deal where all Urban outfitters stores in the US played the record early!

omg i forgot about honeymoon leaking via urban outfitters... my first album cycle as a whole stan. i really miss those days.

This is for the Twin Peaks stans:

Stuck in an ominous and exclusive environment, while the evil is out there.     

I really want a translucent gold vinyl for this album, no more red, blue or variants of pink vinyls pls
omg something like this would absolutely serve

I really curious what her point of vision of everything that is happening right now...

A new week of nothingness incoming...