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alright alright... THE queen has arrived.
 

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

Hello ladies  starting my first challenge off with this camp 90s runway look
Kate Moss walking for Martine Sitbon, Spring/Summer 1993
 

 
Elegant, graceful, and witchy? and serving face all while holding a magic wand 🪄
 
 

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

anya... she is strikingly beautiful, however she is not camp. girlie is not silly like that. the closest thing i found that relatively touched the camp meter was this:
 

 
The pope if he slayed. Serving egg without the yoke. 
 
Here are more pictures of this ensemble:
 
she is subtly serving! I do think this is a category she fails at, but this outfit was definitely- a choice! And it's also worth mentioning this was at the Dune premiere- fits the theme well!
 

omg i love this idea, it would be cool if there were a poll (but it doesnt count towards the final decision of course) but it may give miss lindsay banks an idea of who the public favour the most im hoping britney wins, everyone else can go

good evening, racers 
 
me (mitski) and my team have been hard at work this evening curating our look for the camp couture week 1 challenge
 
instead of tired camp gay culture looks you know and expect, we took a literal approach, and incorporated camping into our look, with a custom versace gown and a headdress made of rare leaves from the amazon rainforest. what is more camp than making nature eccentric and cvnty! we shot in two different locations to maximise the natural effect of the look
 
now that is what you call a glamazon 
 

 
lookbook
 
look 1 - camp(site) realness
 
look 2 - rainforest goddess
 
raw image - it’s camp!
 

let the games begin girls gays and theys 
 

Introducing Our Cast for Cycle 1 of LanaBoards Next Top Model
 
 
Lizzy Grant - @Surf Noir
Naomi Campbell - @DeadSeaOfMercury
Miranda Cosgrove - @lmdr
Lady Gaga - @shadesofblue
Kate Moss - @southbeachswing
RuPaul - @Paris Hilton
Tinashe - @TheBoss
Kate Bush @sparklertrailerheaven
Lana Del Rey - @Daytona Beach Sparkler
Beyonce - @keps2013
Mitski - @ultrabanisters
Britney Spears - @bia
Jane Fonda - @Say Yes to Heaven
Charli XCX - @bunoner
Anya Taylor Joy - @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
Megan Thee Stallion - @DemonMic2003
 

 
 
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The Game:
 
Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model, I am your host Lindsay Lohan who will be telling you what to do and then judging you on how well you did it.
 
Each week (every day or so) you will be given a fashion/photoshoot challenge based on a theme.
You have 24 hours to submit ONE photo or you are at risk at being eliminated.
To submit a photo you must send your photo in this thread or DM me.
 
Example:
 
Each week there will also be a winner. The winners prize each week is the power the sabotage one girl of their choosing.
 

 
 
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Week 1 Challenge:
 
We're starting off this competition STRONG. Your first theme is... "CAMP COUTURE"
 
You have 24 hours to submit your campiest photo.
...But remember. This is a fashion competition so be mindful of why you were invited into the section!
 
Our special guest this week who will be helping me critique is the masterful seamstress... @Rorman Nockwell
 
Good Luck!

I’m so in 
 
1. Kate Bush 
2. Cindy Sherman
3. Greta Garbo 

how can they seriously base their theme off of the horrors of capitalism, mass-media, and our dystopian modern world while inviting jeff bezos... give me a fucking break

gaga needs go and eat everyone up again, tired of lame bitches being invited to a costume party and showing up in a zara equivalent dress

The 2024 Met Gala will take place on Monday, May 6 and will celebrate the Costume Institute’s new exhibition, “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion.”
 
The official dress code is “The Garden of Time.” The exhibit will feature approximately 250 rare items drawn from the Costume Institute’s permanent collection. Spanning over 400 years of fashion history, the pieces will include designs by Schiaparelli, Dior, Givenchy, and more. Some garments that are too fragile to ever be worn again—such as a Charles Frederick Worth ball gown from 1877—will also be displayed via video animation, light projection, AI, CGI, and other forms of sensory stimulation.
 
Bad Bunny, Chris Hemsworth, Jennifer Lopez, Zendaya, and Vogue’s Anna Wintour will serve as this year’s official co-chairs, while honorary chairs for the evening are Loewe creative director Jonathan Anderson and TikTok CEO Shou Chew.
 
Aside from the previously named co-chairs, the only other confirmed guest is Rihanna, who is no stranger to fashion's biggest night. Speaking to Vogue, she told, “I’m gonna wear Fenty something! Fenty Beauty, Fenty Skin, Fenty Savage…” 
 
Page Six has reported that Gisele Bündchen, Kendall Jenner, Olivia Rodrigo, Uma Thurman, Sarah Paulson and Cara Delevingne, who have all attended the event before, will be in attendance again this year. Saltburn actor Barry Keoghan is also said to have scored an invitation. 
 
The outlet also reported that two other newcomers to the guest list include Killers of the Flower Moon's Lily Gladstone and The Bear's Ayo Edebiri. 
 
According to The New York Times's fashion director and chief fashion critic Vanessa Friedman, the "odds are good" that Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez will be at the gala, and chances are "high that Loewe faces such as Greta Lee, Josh O’Connor, Taylor Russell and Jamie Dornan may also show." In an interview with E! News, Zendaya said she believes "the boys" aka her Challengers costars [Josh O'Connor and Mike Faist] "are going to go."
 
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce reportedly received invites, but TMZ and Us Weekly have reported that the couple won't be going.
 
Discuss, which celebrities (besides Lana Del Rey ), looks and brands you're looking forward the most! After the event, post your favorite ones! 

i love the idea of someone logging on to lanaboards in a few days, missing this context, and seeing marilyn monroe, kamala harris and geri halliwell in a slay off 

-- GAME FULL --
 
Posting full cast list soon!
 
If you didn't get casted im sorry </3
But if you want, you can help judge a round and give your thoughts on the looks to determine who will stay and who will leave...