brandon

It’s getting weird ..

If we don’t get anything tonight, boycott all hairdressers. 

Exactly. With Chemtrails she gave us the exact date months ago which means she must have been almost finished with the record back then. Precious times she would be blurry and maybe give a month but that would be it. She was so detailed this time.

You are wrong. This thread wouldn't be so addictive and iconic. And no one would even visit it. This is more about our mood and experience than about the album. What can we do here when we have 0 info in 99,9% of pre-album era?

to be fair Lana's managers have always been a mess lol 

Imagine thinking Ed wasn’t lying to throw us off so Lana’s plan of subtly surprise dropping her album on August 29th with the only type of announcement being from her hairdresser wouldn’t be ruined.. Some people are so gullible it’s so funny to me

Not finished as in "not finished to be sent to reviewers" and not finished as in "not finished right now but it would be in 2 weeks" are 2 different things

Ed probably said it wasn't done because if he said it was finished then that would probably prompt fans to look harder for the album and leak it
 
Seems a stretch, sure. But fans can be wild and have their little ways of finding certain material

Ed can suck my bussy
 

and the hairdresser 

Umm hunnie why would we trust Ed when we have Dave the local record store manager 

omg they’re gonna sue you like Taylor did to kim/kanye..

nicole nodland

shanice just sent it to me 

idk but i hope they’re having a good day

who made this 

“chemtrails? we’ve had the stock for awhile now but we’ve not been told when to put it out.”

called another record store... he said physicals and digitals are on sept 5th... a lot of mixed signals to go about here

i've noticed that there's always 2 or more sides to new info this era which is interesting... i'm sure the side lana picks will be great. she's an album artist after all and she hasn't disappointed in that way (no lfl slander allowed pls, ty). are we still rooting for an angry and sultry sound 

The last two times Jack tweeted the Saturday night lyrics it was at 4:34 pm. That can’t be a coincidence. 

we should call a record store in tulsa what if they have the true date 

The way we will all be cussing Lana out in 6 hours calling her an unprofessional bitch because of the thousands of conspiracy theories we invented in our own minds
 
truly the best fan base

Lana, Shanice and the record stores all coming together to discuss COCC secrets without telling anyone: