Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Make me your Dream Life 83,530]

Anyway after getting MERCILESSLY BULLIED, HARASSED and accused of IDENTITY THEFT by miss I'm publicly posting my very correct ranking

This is it. Thats the one. Thats how u do it. We're no longer accepting applications ty ty

hey ladies did u know that uh

Ice queen, ice cream..cookie sandwich

[13bitches 6,175]

worst taste 2019

Can’t relate

[Serene Queen 4,776]

The only correct one

[UltraviolenceBaby 5,014]

instead of trying to guess what the color she's choosing for the vinyl (obv it's gunna be ivory) tell me where i can get the only NFR magazine "Vogue Italy" in a cheap price? (live in US)

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,749]

instead of trying to guess what the color she's choosing for the vinyl (obv it's gunna be ivory) tell me where i can get the only NFR magazine "Vogue Italy" in a cheap price? (live in US)

not realistic

[movebaby 5,379]

very disappointed in those of you putting my green on the coachella tier. just know that i am making a list and checking it twice 

[Flowerbomb 65,558]

I would like the vinyl to be lilac and peach. I think it could look nice also as a swirl effect.

 

[UltraHeroin 8,802]

My favourite picks for the vinyl:

-Green (dark and forest green primarily, but a lighter, sort of sun-kissed green would work wonders as well)

-A light sky blue with a matte finish

-Orange (I know, scandalous, but I really feel orange could work better than we think; also, it could be a nice muted peachy orange too)

-Cream, or beige (really nice muted natural tone that I think fits NFR really well, maybe with a matte finish as well)

 

In general, I see the vinyl being a muted, light colour like beige, cream, peach, a light green, sky blue, light pink, mostly natural colours and not that intense. The only intense colours I see fitting the NFR vinyl are obviously the dark forest green and an intense glossy, slightly transparent orange. 

[TrashMagiq 55,588]

can't wait to finally listen to the studio version of Roses Bloom For You next month 

[lydiexo 71]

so we should be getting news really soon right ? right ??? 

[Nightmare 9,819]

so... any concrete news about when is this coming? (i ain't following the thread or what's happening to her in general except for a few tweets so i don't know shit lmao)

[bored 7,880]

What if she just drops the album on streaming early August and then announces the pre-order for physical copies?

 

It seems stupid that the release date is August 30th (according to retailers) yet she still just teases next month? Like, surely by now you'd just say end of August or August 30th or whatever.

 

She likes lowkey and self-sabotage seems to be a thing this era, so I could see her being like "NFR is out now, thank you for being patient blah blah blah" on the 9th, then launching the pre-order with CD's and LP's coming late August. Miss Del Rey destroying her own chances of #1 or #2.

[WilshireBoulevard 5,419]

just realized.................. in theory every album of lana's has had plans for a cover of a song and whenever they actually make it they're at the end of the album and are often times the closer............. last three songs on N*R being rock influenced.............. famous rock bands................... radiohead cover time

 

I'll be thinking about a motion picture soundtrack / how to disappear completely / true love waits cover from now until forever now thanks

[WilshireBoulevard 5,419]

Anyway violet bent over whatever should be included in the box set and the vinyl should be translucent violet because of it.

[movebaby 5,379]

I'll be thinking about a motion picture soundtrack / how to disappear completely / true love waits cover from now until forever now thanks

 

track 12: how to disappear

track 13: how to disappear completely (radiohead cover)

[baddisease 16,023]

MAC: the tour swing

VB: grass. A fuck ton of grass

Hope: getting fucked at NA meetings

HIAB: Kidzbop

IYC: car crash

HTD: car crash

NFR: incels

Cinnamon: cinnamon challenge

 

lmao

[Beautiful Loser 46,508]

so we should be getting news really soon right ? right ??? 

Depends if you go by your own or Lana’s definition of the word “soon”.

[GeminiLanaFan 46,182]

Rumours about the lead being released on August 8 or 9 seem to be consistent enough. So I don’t expect anything until the week before, like she did through this whole era (announce a single and release it the week after)

[ADDICTEDTOLANA 1,224]

If the rumours that August 9 will be released the lead single are true, I only expect news like the first days of August maybe August 1 or 2

[Life 3,858]

Album wont be out Aug.

 

Vinyl will be plain black.

 

Album cover will have a border with no pic.

 

No videos will be made.

 

No tour.

 

Lana: "it's coming next month"

Lana: "it's coming next month"

Lana: "it's coming next month"

Random analboards chubster: "it's not coming out next month"

yeah ok