Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

I honestly hope this era folding into the next will be a quick movement. This eras reminding me a lot of UV pre-release when we heard one thing that seemed real but wasn’t true at all (or at least was in the beginning much like March 26 or 28 w/e)

 

I just want this era to move as quick as she did after UV onto HM. Release this one in June/July and then release the next one next year around September or October. I’d bet money that she’s already worked on at least writing one song for the next album after NFR, especially if she’s finished the book and is binding them (which seems to me what’s realistically going on rn and what’s pushing the album back)

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[TrashMagiq 55,328]

poetry killed the singer

[Mind Melt 10,090]

y’all: “lana hasn’t said anything in 2 months i can’t believe this let’s all refuse to buy her album and make her flop because she isn’t talking to us and only buying matcha with her basic bitch friends!!”

 

me:

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

We want a cover of Summertime by Janis Joplin.... this is HOMOPHOBIA

 

and Me and Bobby McGee!

[violets 11,893]

omfg are we discussing LDR7 already i can not imagine 

can this album come out first

[jvcx 3,643]

i hope NFR doesnt even chart

 

i hope it sells only 50 copies

 

i hope it leaks a whole two months before its release

 

i hope people dont stream it on any service

 

i hope no bookstore wants to sell her poetry book

 

i hope theres a manufacting error and each copy is titled "My Ass Bent Backwards Over the Grass"

 

I hope Robert Frost rises from the dead, creates a twitter account, and tells Lana to never attempt to write poetry again

 

I hope Stella leaks both NFR and the poetry book

 

I hope Ashley and Alex find the only existing copy of the poetry book and throw it away

 

 

[movebaby 5,379]

Facts:

- Will be released early 2019 (most likely between January - March)

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Anyways what r y'alls wishes for LDR7?

i would love for it to, um, be released at some point

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Anyways what r y'alls wishes for LDR7?

at this point? a few old unleaked tracks just to be safe

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

LDR7 better be a screamo scene album 

 

I'm here for it

 

[GeminiLanaFan 45,798]

Anyways what r y'alls wishes for LDR7?

 

The unreleased collection, with a couple (1 or 2) new songs. Some reworked leaked ones and the few ones we havent been able to put our hands on. 

Her hair look dark brown there

It must be old

Otherwise she is scrapping cinnamon as we are talking

 

Surely an old one. That pic was from a bunch from Jack wishing Happy Mother's Day to a bunch of women he loves (no, I don't think it means she is pregnant). 

[ChaoticLipster 23,800]

The thing that annoys me about Lana is that if she actually put more effort in even 5% she would elavate herself to another level maybe even commercially. I feel recently she’s not really bothered or cared about making imagery for music. It’s like she just says ‘chuck take care of it for me I can’t be bothered’.

[Make me your Dream Life 83,157]

Ok yeeessssss thank you to those who want a disco space lsd trip tantric groovy Lana record. She needs to come out her voice is a dj's dream imagine the remixessszs Can u imagine other tracks like Dayglo Reflection this gay has been WAITING

[Terrence Loves Me 71,657]

ya'll know she's gonna dissapear when/if she releases doin time

[Cacciatore 19,346]

i hope theres a manufacting error and each copy is titled "My Ass Bent Backwards Over the Grass"

 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,749]

 

Does anyone understand? That story is like ... people's tattoos, mother's day, sis, mother's day ...

 

Is she actually preggo? To Jack? That's why she's in the mother's day bit? 

 

 

Help me understand. 

 

Also, Spidey senses that she's gonna post soon. 

 

ETA: ohhh maybe it's a clue and it means she's preggo with NFR ... count 9 months fwd from the MAC release and that's the release date? Plausible af. 

[paradisetropico 7,421]

I think jack just was including women that are "mothers" to him

[violets 11,893]

jack always posts the best things of lana

[lustforlife 19,008]

Baby Antonoff Del Rey is coming

[Rorman Nockwell 53,749]

Baby Antonoff Del Rey is coming

 

Probably will have an actual baby before the album is released at this rate ...

[GeminiLanaFan 45,798]

Baby Antonoff Del Rey is coming

I knew we would all jump to that conclusion when I saw that picture.

Though it sure would explain a fucking lot if she was Prego.