Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[SuperMegaStan 10,023]

we need the pre-order link for the poetry book and the album. my money is ready ma'am!

[evalionisameme 13,902]

The ride monologue will be better than the poetry book lmao

[Peachycream 3,648]

Y’all can be so harsh! It’s 1 poem out of god knows how many! You know she always releases the worst before the best.

[ilovetati 15,299]

I liked the concept of this era having long, ridiculous titles as a play on the “pretentious artist” theme from the title track, but that’s sort of nullified by Lust for Life having similarly ridiculous titles.

[cherriesinthespring 5,486]

[violets 11,896]

had a dream she posted that HTD is going to be the lead single i

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

There is a difference between not liking something and filling a thread with toxic comments daily.Period.

Again, stop being dramatic. It's not cute

 

I think everyone's blind or something! I've clearly been saying I'm glad Lana's writing again and that this is progress, but like you guys are only focusing on the fact that I don't like the poem. Who's the negative ones now huh?

[Icecream Icequeen 4,831]

I think the poem is pretty cute, but until she gives us proper NFR news, I ain't worshipping any poems she's releasing

[GeminiLanaFan 49,496]

The poem is quite good because it's still quite Lana: I was afraid she was going to imitate famous poets, but it's not the case. Happy is like one of her songs, just a tad more elaborate. It could complement many NFR songs. 
I like how she often talks about two things in a song and her poem is in that vein. 

[Nobody 21,613]

10 pages of fighting over 1 poem? Perched for the full book 

I think it's cute. Obviously not comparable to William fucking Wordsworth or someone but I don't think anyone expected it to be.

Can she focus on releasing the album instead though 

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

10 pages of fighting over 1 poem? Perched for the full book

I think it's cute. Obviously not comparable to William fucking Wordsworth or someone but I don't think anyone expected it to be.

Can she focus on releasing the album instead though

Love you

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,118]

lana and blake on chuck’s story literally makes me miss tour soo much.

[Nobody 21,613]

Love you

 

I'm glad someone does 

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

It turned into a 10 page fight because I literally quoted every member who was missing the point. Pretty much every page is like

 

"Ugh everyones so negative and toxic"

 

And I'm like

 

"No, we're just stating our opinions. *writes a full paragraph on why it's good that Lana wrote a poem but that she needs to work on her writing skills and maybe take a class*"

 

And then bloop bloop 5 minutes later

 

"Ew the negativity is so bad!"

 

And I'm like

 

"Again... No, were just stating our opinions *writes a full paragraph on why it's good that Lana wrote a poem but that she needs to work on her writing skills and maybe take a class*"

 

And then again 5 minutes later

 

"I swear you guys are idiots, and so fucking negative"

 

And I'm like

 

"You little fucking fucker fuck can you read properly? If it bothers you that much, just focus on the positive jeez louise! *writes a full paragraph on why it's good that Lana wrote a poem but that she needs to work on her writing skills and maybe take a class*"

 

Like fuck!

[Make me your Dream Life 89,190]

Has anyone fucking deciphered what that 6 7 69 post was all about? Is she making a cameo on South Park or something?

[violets 11,896]

i'm happy lana has gotten to a very comfortable place in her life, but it's become clear that she is not stimulated or challenged in any way. her lyrics are lazy. her visuals are lazy (that's being kind). her art has undoubtedly regressed. given that, it's incredible that the music still sounds good and the lyrics are okay, but come on. go listen to anything pre-LFL. nothing she puts out compares. she's wasting away in LA and seems to have surrounded herself with yes-men.

 

why did this make me dislike lana even more

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Has anyone fucking deciphered what that 6 7 69 post was all about? Is she making a cameo on South Park or something?

Is it bad I would totally be down for that cameo? Knowing south park and them making everything insane, Lana would probably be the gatekeeper to the underworld and they'd have to find her in order to save Kenny from hell

[Peachycream 3,648]

It’s ok i still love you @

[Nobody 21,613]

I wonder if she's gotten her pilot's license yet 

[Make me your Dream Life 89,190]

Is it bad I would totally be down for that cameo? Knowing south park and them making everything insane, Lana would probably be the gatekeeper to the underworld and they'd have to find her in order to save Kenny from hell

Honestly, no, bc Same bitch the fuck me too. That's a fucking epsiode already ahahahahahahahahahaha I can see it

 

Edit: mobile's a bitch. But she'd probably just keep him there instead lmfao