Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

they are bjork lyrics

 

I know, but the timing was amusing. 

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Also random af but I assumed that that pic she posted of the violas back in January was hers and yesterday I did a Google search for "violet flowers" for a web project I'm doing and that pic is like the 5th result: 

 

https://www.thespruce.com/growing-violas-1402895

 

If sis can't be bothered scrolling past the first 5 Google image results to steal a pic of violas, then she can't be bothered releasing an album smh. #flawlesslogic

after all, how someone does one thing is how they do everything 

[Flowerbomb 65,592]

@ leakers of LB, what's taking so long????

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

LOG OFFFFFF

[coccdestroyer 381]

y'all saying that lana isn't promoting the album but she's been promoting how to disappear since October and nobody noticed that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                         ​sorry if anyone has made this joke but I haven't read this whole thread so yeah

[violets 11,895]

y'all saying that lana isn't promoting the album but she's been promoting how to disappear since October and nobody noticed that

what if thats her whole plan... omg a marketing queen maybe we must stan again

[coccdestroyer 381]

what if thats her whole plan... omg a marketing queen maybe we must stan again

 

 GOD, PLEASE, NO. N - O

[Foxglove 2,266]

apparently some lyrics of her new song called Stonemilker leaked

 omg   don't drag Queen Bjork like this hahaha.  she actually sticks to her plans and is bout to premiere her NY show, unlike SOME people.

 

violet blue green red

looks like my TV dont work

[Barry 5,908]

I only like leaks when its old songs that never came out or are never going to come out, new material being leaked that was probably going to use I find sad and a waste. Im a Lil Wayne fan and he has a lot of really good leaked songs which were going to be on his albums but were stolen and the songs are wasted and its a shame they'll never be available to stream etc

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

y'all saying that lana isn't promoting the album but she's been promoting how to disappear since October and nobody noticed that

I ugly laughed at this remind me to vote u for member of the year during the next Lipsters 

[WorstAmericanRecord 232]

y'all saying that lana isn't promoting the album but she's been promoting how to disappear since October and nobody noticed that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                         ​sorry if anyone has made this joke but I haven't read this whole thread so yeah

Except we know what our "baby" has been "up to" (going to baby showers, green smoothie shops, and Easter baddie hangouts) and we've "seen [her] 'round here lately" (on the gram).

[coccdestroyer 381]

Except we know what our "baby" has been "up to" (going to baby showers, green smoothie shops, and Easter baddie hangouts) and we've "seen [her] 'round here lately" (on the gram).

 

I'M- 

[Beautiful Loser 48,619]

I just checked my NFR timeline again and like... man, so much has happened but so little at the same time.

[June Gloom 1,787]

ok for real i'd enjoy a lana cover of stonemilker so like can she get on it?  talent supporting talent

[expandableclitoris 9,091]

ok for real i'd enjoy a lana cover of stonemilker so like can she get on it?  talent supporting talent

 

i think bjork melodies are way too complex for her, structurally speaking

but my ass always craved for a Possibly maybe cover

[Wynwood 19,967]

she really sang How to Disappear and then literally disappeared smh

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

This must be how it felt to be on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg, except instead of waiting for someone to release the lifeboats, we're waiting for a lycra-wearing, matcha-sipping, viola-pic-stealing 30-something to release an album. So, totally the same thing, really.

[Cacciatore 19,347]

ok for real i'd enjoy a lana cover of stonemilker so like can she get on it?  talent supporting talent

 

she doesn't have the range sis

[ChaoticLipster 24,539]

I love how I can see right through Lana ....

 

so when she say’s: “I’m kinda not doing anything big for this album, I’m excited for my poetry book “

I actually hear: ”I’m feeling like a lazy bitch even my poetry book I can’t even really be bothered with IDRK”

[June Gloom 1,787]

she doesn't have the range sis

i mean if you're being literal she does, but i don't know if she could sustain it as well as b does.  thematically/stylistically i think lana could do an interpretation that stood out from the original in a way i kinda crave from it.

 

 

i think bjork melodies are way too complex for her, structurally speaking

but my ass always craved for a Possibly maybe cover

honestly if we're talking post i think army of me could also be kinda fun if it was more stylized like UV but i feel like she'd lower the pitch