Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[SylviaPlath 570]

y'all theorising about lana's charting position... the woman is a seasoned musician and if we have learned anything from this year of pain it's that she's clearly just releasing music for her own artistic satisfaction nowadays... who cares where she charts lmao

 

 

 

 

So, here's what is known/speculated so far:

 

Facts:

- Will be released early 2019 (most likely between January - March)

 

 

 

 

just went back and read the first page of this thread and this almost made me laugh like an insane person... have we really been waiting this long

[Obduration 6,422]

I'm staisfied. These two songs will keep me fed until the album comes. My god, I'm baffled. I did NOT in my wildest dreams imagine her writing songs like these, holy shit.

10 months later

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,749]

This release schedule is like nothing she’s ever done before. It feels very different

[Make me your Dream Life 83,351]

Us to the insiders rn : DO U ? 

w̵̛̬̥͎͔͎̯H͎͉̲͖̱̥̕͟A̺̺̼̮͕̠͡T̢̧͇̤͇͈̗̱̼̘ ̨̙̝͜c̺͠ͅo̸̬̻͇̭̭̣͠l̦͖Ò͉͍̝̩R̼̝̣͢ ͞҉͇͓̣̲̼͉ͅd͖̬̰̙͚͕̝̜ó̪̯̼͎͕ ̶͖͇̲̼͙ͅY̷̴̡̫̜̼̦͍o̵̗̟̖͡U̠͖̘̹ ͓͘t͔̖͜͞H͈͙̬̣͈͕i̶̟̘͇͓͈Ṇ͔̳̤̖̜̘́̀͞ķ̼̼͇̪̹ ̯̲̦̞̟̦̬͇ͅt̮̣̼̱̼͕̪͡ͅh̠̖͓e̴͕̖͇͕͔ ҉͍̹͕͕̬̯̼͇͡ͅV̦̳͔͈̀͢i͏͉̥̺͚̤͠Ņ̶̵͎̩̗̲̰̩̫y̻̘̜͕̲͈̬͟L͏̩̖͚̗̬̺͓̼̤ ҉̬̭̣̙̕i̝̼̝͚̮̟ͅṢ̩ ̙̭͕̞͟G̢̫͎̲͇̜͇͔̤̪o͙i҉͕͍̮͚̘͜͞N̥̣͉̯͎̦ͅG͈̜̼͕͙̬̪̞̼ ͢͏̠͙̪̪t̸̶̛͖͔̭͍̞̜ͅO̧͍̯̜͔̼̮ ҉̨̩̣̬̗̟̠͝B̡̮̠͡E̩̭͈̟̝͘͞?̢͔͝͝

wut 

[SylviaPlath 570]

This release schedule is like nothing she’s ever done before. It feels very different

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM&frags=pl%2Cwn 

[American Whore 47,770]

Did we learn anything new lately? I haven't seen anything for a while

 

Just looked through and nothing changed, nevermind

 

I'm just hoping this album is another situation like UV where it's actually darker in parts and still that sad girl shit she said it was in December (which would explain the delay, possibly? Lana's own mindset and where she wanted it to be before it actually released)

[Obduration 6,422]

 

This release schedule is like nothing she’s ever done before. It feels very different

Omg the irony

[Psychedelic Pussy 29,118]

wut 

I SAID

 

 

Ẉ̵̷̡̢͓̞̬͔͈͇̜͇̝̭̫͓̗̳̘̞͙ͣ̎̏́̓͊H̵̷̨̲̪͍͈͈̼̮͓̲̘̩̼̻͎͉͕̣̱ͭͯ̌̆ͪ͆̍ͫ́̚͡A̧͓̪͖̙͈̩̲̖̤̤̪͈͒̽̽ͨ͋̃ͥ̽̓̊̏ͭͥ͋̏́̀̕͜ͅT̡̑͆ͮ̂̈́̋̏ͬ̌ͩ̍ͦͨ͆͒͟͜͏̗̮̣̘̬̼̮̳̰͉̫̞̘͟ͅ ̛̖͍͙͚̠̟̗̥̖̞̱̙̬͕̖ͯ͛ͬ̑ͣ͆̚͜͞C̶̬̱͇̰̬͍̮̹̱̟̭̙͉͍̻̻͓͇̖͆̈̑ͦ̓ͬ̿̆̾ͦ͛̿ͩ̕O͊͊ͬ̌̿̒̀̽̾̂ͣ̔̐̈́͆̈̎ͭ̊͠͏͉̲̪͇̜͚̲̘̤͉̫̮̺̟̕L̡̞̞̳̯̠̮̫̱̜̻̤̼͗̎̒͆ͣ̑̉̒̊͋̕O̸̥̱̠̟ͭ͊ͦ͆ͫ̂͑̆̋̎ͣͨ͌̓̈́͒̍͆̚̕̕͠͠Ŗ̢̧̱̪̥̟̞͆̈͛ͦ͒͂̑̊̑̅͒̏͘ ͧ̉̔̉͑̂͌ͪ̎̎̿͑͌̽҉̞͔̬̝̪̺̯͓̠̥͎̣̰̠̣̯͓̕I̷̮̬̟̟̼̺̝̺͕̣̫̣̟̹̺ͥͥͬ͐̈̅̒͛̿̿͟ͅṢ̴̵̡̛͓̙̹͑ͤ͌̈͒ͬͨͥ̊̑̂͌ͅ ̻̟̟͇̩̜̞̗͎͕̠̣̦̅̈́ͮͭ̆̒ͬ̆͘͘T̟̲̲͉̫̜̙̲͖̹͎͓̦͉̞͓́̀͛͊̌ͬ̓̑ͥ̃͋̅̓̄̍̑͡͡H̅̾͊ͣ̍̃̏ͤ̈́ͩ͏͈͓̹̟͓̣̱̝͜͞ͅE̢̛̻̘̹̫̟̰͉͓͎̔̑͐̇ͬͩ̆̃̇ͫ͋ͯ͂ͦ͑͗̉̊͜͡ ̸͛͗ͫ̋̈͐ͫͬ̾̓̊ͩ̍ͯͪ̃҉͖̫̙͇͙͜F̵̡̨̻̻̞̤̬̹̟̻̖̓ͮ̔̓̋̃̔ͥ̏̾ͫ̏̓ͥ͗̾͘͝U̧̓͒̍͊͆̀͒ͩ͂̓̒̑̒̓ͬ͗̍ͤ҉̼͓̰͔͙͇͔͈̠̭̥̹C̭͕̩̬̼̭͔̠̼̟̙̝̠̩̻͗̏ͭ͑ͧ̎̈́ͮͩ̓͜͢͠ͅK̍̔̎̾̀͐̾ͪͥ́ͤ҉̵̧͈̟̱̹͕̫͖̗͚̪̙̩̜͔̩̼̥́Į̳̜̟̯̣̫͉̜͕̭͉̼̤̫̰̤̥̙̽ͣ̊ͭͧͦ̄̍ͦͪ̀̐ͯͮͦ̓́̀̕͟Nͭ̓̐̇͒ͬͣ̈́ͥ̓͝͏̘̝̺̯͇Ģ̧̯̺͇̤̺̭̞̪͕̱͍͕̠̘̦̘͙̄̏ͩͣ͘̕͡ ̴̧́ͭ͋͐̌̌̂̄̃͂͘҉̛̭̺͎͎̙̣͕̬̖͙̹̮̘͍̰͕͍̻̲V̸̶̸͉̤͍̝̫̥̙̞̻̽̀̌̌́I̵̶̙̭̖ͭ͆͐̍͛̀̑̓ͫ̃̀̽̿̚͜͝ͅN̶̷̨͍̦̣̠͍̙͔̹͖̖͉̭̜̺̯̖̳ͣͤ̽̎͊̽̎͌̆ͮ͊ͪ̎ͨ͢͝Y̨̢̻͈̝͖̦̖͎̠͉͚̮͔͖͚̪̥͔ͫ̑̾͑͗ͧ̈̀͌ͣ̋ͦͯͅL̸̶̬̫̼͈̜̣̬͖̭̬͓̝̜̊̔̂ͬ̾ͪ͆ͧ̋͑̇ͨ͑̅͌͘ ̧̪̞̪͉̼̘̲̱̞͖͉͍͍̿ͦͩ̈́ͅG̨͙͚̱̲̥͖̦̀́ͮ̈̈͗ͧ̑̽ͯͧ̈̈́̂̇̓́͠͞ͅO͓̯̞̙̣͍̜̠̳̪̫̲̺̗͇̊͑ͪ̅͊͒̓͂͛̐͛́ͅỈ͛̓͆̎͑ͥ̒̂ͫ̌͑̊͊͏͙̯̣̩͝Ṅ̸͈̳͕̰͉͙̖̹̹͍̯̹̝͔͖̾̃̿͂ͭ̅̈̑̾͢͟G̨̢̛̠̫̤̤̻̻̠͚͉̙̲̙̃̾̆ͣ̕͢ͅ ͤ͋ͮͩͭ̐̓̋͏̹̲̪̬͢T̨͂͛̉ͪ͑ͫ͋̚̚҉̘͇̫̦̞͎̫̻̙̠͍͚̞̯̼͙̗͢͢Ǫ͉̜̮̗̱̜̟̻̠̠̫͎̫̎ͤ̎ͧ́͆͑͠ͅ ̃ͫ͛̈́ͥ̏ͫ̓̐͡͏̟̳̩͙͍͉̲͢B͉̘̮͉̼̏ͧ̒ͪ̓̽̀͜Eͪͩͬ̽̇҉̭͈̰͈͖̗̭͎̪̣͙̲͚ͅ

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,749]

I SAID

 

 

Ẉ̵̷̡̢͓̞̬͔͈͇̜͇̝̭̫͓̗̳̘̞͙ͣ̎̏́̓͊H̵̷̨̲̪͍͈͈̼̮͓̲̘̩̼̻͎͉͕̣̱ͭͯ̌̆ͪ͆̍ͫ́̚͡A̧͓̪͖̙͈̩̲̖̤̤̪͈͒̽̽ͨ͋̃ͥ̽̓̊̏ͭͥ͋̏́̀̕͜ͅT̡̑͆ͮ̂̈́̋̏ͬ̌ͩ̍ͦͨ͆͒͟͜͏̗̮̣̘̬̼̮̳̰͉̫̞̘͟ͅ ̛̖͍͙͚̠̟̗̥̖̞̱̙̬͕̖ͯ͛ͬ̑ͣ͆̚͜͞C̶̬̱͇̰̬͍̮̹̱̟̭̙͉͍̻̻͓͇̖͆̈̑ͦ̓ͬ̿̆̾ͦ͛̿ͩ̕O͊͊ͬ̌̿̒̀̽̾̂ͣ̔̐̈́͆̈̎ͭ̊͠͏͉̲̪͇̜͚̲̘̤͉̫̮̺̟̕L̡̞̞̳̯̠̮̫̱̜̻̤̼͗̎̒͆ͣ̑̉̒̊͋̕O̸̥̱̠̟ͭ͊ͦ͆ͫ̂͑̆̋̎ͣͨ͌̓̈́͒̍͆̚̕̕͠͠Ŗ̢̧̱̪̥̟̞͆̈͛ͦ͒͂̑̊̑̅͒̏͘ ͧ̉̔̉͑̂͌ͪ̎̎̿͑͌̽҉̞͔̬̝̪̺̯͓̠̥͎̣̰̠̣̯͓̕I̷̮̬̟̟̼̺̝̺͕̣̫̣̟̹̺ͥͥͬ͐̈̅̒͛̿̿͟ͅṢ̴̵̡̛͓̙̹͑ͤ͌̈͒ͬͨͥ̊̑̂͌ͅ ̻̟̟͇̩̜̞̗͎͕̠̣̦̅̈́ͮͭ̆̒ͬ̆͘͘T̟̲̲͉̫̜̙̲͖̹͎͓̦͉̞͓́̀͛͊̌ͬ̓̑ͥ̃͋̅̓̄̍̑͡͡H̅̾͊ͣ̍̃̏ͤ̈́ͩ͏͈͓̹̟͓̣̱̝͜͞ͅE̢̛̻̘̹̫̟̰͉͓͎̔̑͐̇ͬͩ̆̃̇ͫ͋ͯ͂ͦ͑͗̉̊͜͡ ̸͛͗ͫ̋̈͐ͫͬ̾̓̊ͩ̍ͯͪ̃҉͖̫̙͇͙͜F̵̡̨̻̻̞̤̬̹̟̻̖̓ͮ̔̓̋̃̔ͥ̏̾ͫ̏̓ͥ͗̾͘͝U̧̓͒̍͊͆̀͒ͩ͂̓̒̑̒̓ͬ͗̍ͤ҉̼͓̰͔͙͇͔͈̠̭̥̹C̭͕̩̬̼̭͔̠̼̟̙̝̠̩̻͗̏ͭ͑ͧ̎̈́ͮͩ̓͜͢͠ͅK̍̔̎̾̀͐̾ͪͥ́ͤ҉̵̧͈̟̱̹͕̫͖̗͚̪̙̩̜͔̩̼̥́Į̳̜̟̯̣̫͉̜͕̭͉̼̤̫̰̤̥̙̽ͣ̊ͭͧͦ̄̍ͦͪ̀̐ͯͮͦ̓́̀̕͟Nͭ̓̐̇͒ͬͣ̈́ͥ̓͝͏̘̝̺̯͇Ģ̧̯̺͇̤̺̭̞̪͕̱͍͕̠̘̦̘͙̄̏ͩͣ͘̕͡ ̴̧́ͭ͋͐̌̌̂̄̃͂͘҉̛̭̺͎͎̙̣͕̬̖͙̹̮̘͍̰͕͍̻̲V̸̶̸͉̤͍̝̫̥̙̞̻̽̀̌̌́I̵̶̙̭̖ͭ͆͐̍͛̀̑̓ͫ̃̀̽̿̚͜͝ͅN̶̷̨͍̦̣̠͍̙͔̹͖̖͉̭̜̺̯̖̳ͣͤ̽̎͊̽̎͌̆ͮ͊ͪ̎ͨ͢͝Y̨̢̻͈̝͖̦̖͎̠͉͚̮͔͖͚̪̥͔ͫ̑̾͑͗ͧ̈̀͌ͣ̋ͦͯͅL̸̶̬̫̼͈̜̣̬͖̭̬͓̝̜̊̔̂ͬ̾ͪ͆ͧ̋͑̇ͨ͑̅͌͘ ̧̪̞̪͉̼̘̲̱̞͖͉͍͍̿ͦͩ̈́ͅG̨͙͚̱̲̥͖̦̀́ͮ̈̈͗ͧ̑̽ͯͧ̈̈́̂̇̓́͠͞ͅO͓̯̞̙̣͍̜̠̳̪̫̲̺̗͇̊͑ͪ̅͊͒̓͂͛̐͛́ͅỈ͛̓͆̎͑ͥ̒̂ͫ̌͑̊͊͏͙̯̣̩͝Ṅ̸͈̳͕̰͉͙̖̹̹͍̯̹̝͔͖̾̃̿͂ͭ̅̈̑̾͢͟G̨̢̛̠̫̤̤̻̻̠͚͉̙̲̙̃̾̆ͣ̕͢ͅ ͤ͋ͮͩͭ̐̓̋͏̹̲̪̬͢T̨͂͛̉ͪ͑ͫ͋̚̚҉̘͇̫̦̞͎̫̻̙̠͍͚̞̯̼͙̗͢͢Ǫ͉̜̮̗̱̜̟̻̠̠̫͎̫̎ͤ̎ͧ́͆͑͠ͅ ̃ͫ͛̈́ͥ̏ͫ̓̐͡͏̟̳̩͙͍͉̲͢B͉̘̮͉̼̏ͧ̒ͪ̓̽̀͜Eͪͩͬ̽̇҉̭͈̰͈͖̗̭͎̪̣͙̲͚ͅ

GREEN LIKE THE PLANET FROM THE EYES OF A TURTLE DOVE

 

OR MAYBE BLUE LIKE THE COLOR OF THE SHIRT OF THE MAN LANA DELERY LUVS

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,976]

i will LAUGH so loud if she performs this last show without giving us any news or not mentioning the album. just watch her be silent about it.

[TrashMagiq 55,454]

HEy guys can we go back to talking about vinyl color

we sure the fuck can!

[Venice 6,933]

Ugh I'm dying - what a wild, stressful and killer summer. I need new Lana material to lead me to the light or drag me further into the darkness. Either or. Anything 

[SylviaPlath 570]

off topic but has lana said anything about asap being locked up in sweden? aren't they supposed to be bffs? i thought she would have at least linked the petition or something 

[Rorman Nockwell 54,287]

For the next 24 hours I am taking hexidecimal value submissions in my status for the predicted vinyl colour, and then I will make a TierMaker template for us and we shall settle this once and for all.

[13bitches 6,175]

For the next 24 hours I am taking hexidecimal value submissions in my status for the predicted vinyl colour, and then I will make a TierMaker template for us and we shall settle this once and for all.

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[Wynwood 19,966]

i will LAUGH so loud if she performs this last show without giving us any news or not mentioning the album. just watch her be silent about it.

well then get your popcorn bitch cause thats what’s happening!

[djpumpkin 147]

So excited to finally get this album on August 32nd!!!!!!!

[School Kid Dreams 353]

off topic but has lana said anything about asap being locked up in sweden? aren't they supposed to be bffs? i thought she would have at least linked the petition or something

Petition for what? Just because he’s a celebrity doesn’t mean he gets to skip out on the Swedish judiciary system. ...

[Make me your Dream Life 83,351]

GREEN LIKE THE PLANET FROM THE EYES OF A TURTLE DOVE

 

OR MAYBE BLUE LIKE THE COLOR OF THE SHIRT OF THE MAN LANA DELERY LUVS

All of this 'cept u spelled P I N K  wrong

[WildMustang 14,725]

omg July 26th is going to be a legendary day

 

1. new Quentin Tarantino movie

2. new Fire Emblem game

and now 3. NFR preorder

 

4. My birthday

 

anyways I'm not that hyped for the single cause I think it will be happiness is a butterfly with a video using the footage of VB and MAC