Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Cacciatore 19,347]

The rumoured video for Doin' Time?

 

Has this bitch been working on some real visuals all these months while we were reading her for filth for serving us Chuck directed cracked iPhone videos? I-

 

Queen of thinking ahead and asking Chuck to serve us the apetizers while she was working on the main dish 

[Divisive Princess 3,754]

The new visuals/graphics seem to be very cohesive, and if the album cover is similar, I don't think a Ford Bronco matches a 1950's comic book theme and I'm honestly not gonna read into it.

[Roll With me 5,667]

The December thing might be real. Seems like Lana interacted with that groupchat around that time

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmyZodHk65/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpND6OrnQWU/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bno1kM4H5Fm/

[Blue Rev 3,015]

3:33 means 3 x 33 which is 99

There are 99 dollars plus 1 dollar in a hundred dollar bill

One of Lana’s earliest unreleased songs is Hundred Dollar Bill

Other songs of Lana’s with numbers are 24 and 13 Beaches

100 - 24 = 76

76 / 13 = 5.8

 

THE LEAD/PRE ORDER/ARTWORK/TRACKLIST IS COMING ON 5TH AUGUST

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,514]

Wait omg,someone told me on SYTH Instagram that she told them back in March she filmed a double music video for Cinnamon and another song with Rich Lee! omg. It was true

[violets 11,896]

The December thing might be real. Seems like Lana interacted with that groupchat around that time

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmyZodHk65/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpND6OrnQWU/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bno1kM4H5Fm/

damn she really loves that groupchat

[Roll With me 5,667]

I guess these two new songs are the two songs Lana wanted to put out before the album in the interviews she did for the Gucci campaign. And since the video might have been recorded since December, there might be more editing than if it had been recorded 3 weeks ago as we thought

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Omggg wasn't in a Bronco that famous OJ Simpson car chase 25 years ago and the controversy from the whole DNA thing from the case? Her mind...

Yup that’s why I said it sis

[violets 11,896]

Wait omg,someone told me on SYTH Instagram that she told them back in March she filmed a double music video for Cinnamon and another song with Rich Lee! omg. It was true

wtf... so is the renamed cinnamon theory true??? 

[Crimson and Clover 22,505]

Oh god, watch her become a gym, weight-lifting gal 

can't wait for her xxdatyonafitnessxx account with videos of her deadlifting and weighted hip thrusts

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Wait omg,someone told me on SYTH Instagram that she told them back in March she filmed a double music video for Cinnamon and another song with Rich Lee! omg. It was true

 

So Cinnamon = Fuck It I Love You? 

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Maybe she took 11 months to release the album because she needed to learn how to surf to shoot the music video

 

The pilot thing might also be for the video and she just recently got her license. Watch her be piloting a helicopter and stalking herself back in 2015 and getting shot at the end

 

Throwback!

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,708]

YO THE TWO VIDEOS WERE DONE IN DECEMBER WHAT THE FUCK https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ZbZQgHT1X/?igshid=h1mh0o2ew58m

 

And we are believing that this is real ... why?

 

We've had no news for 7 months and nobody thought to mention this, or found this, before then. Funny that.

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

She’s doing these videos to inform us that she’s becoming a body builder. “Fuck it I love you” is dedicated to steroids. And it will be coming

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soon

[Roll With me 5,667]

I just thought something. If the video was recorded in December, the original album cover might have been taken there. Remember in late December Lana did the livestream where she said she had an album cover that Ben didn't like. Kind of makes sense that it had been taken that same month when they recorded the video just like she did with Love

[violets 11,896]

And we are believing that this is real ... why?

 

We've had no news for 7 months and nobody thought to mention this, or found this, before then. Funny that.

true... why would they keep this from us. they always seem to post lana dms right away

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

She literally said it in that gc: i filmed with Rich a double mv for 2 songs, but yeah, CINNAMON is one of my favourites too. Also she liked a twitter comment that said: is cinnamon still on NFR? So no name change I think.

Honestly, who even knows for sure with this bitch lol

[Roll With me 5,667]

And we are believing that this is real ... why?

 

We've had no news for 7 months and nobody thought to mention this, or found this, before then. Funny that.

 

 

true... why would they keep this from us. they always seem to post lana dms right away

 

Lana follows that account. If I had Lana following me, I certainly wouldn't fake DMs of her when she could see them any moment and block me, expose me...

[mrborntolose 9,967]

CAN I GET A REFILL PLEASE

 

I NEED MORE TEA

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

I gotta say something some of you will get upset about but I’m gonna go ahead & say it anyway & you can have anger for dinner

 

The cursing, at this point, is becoming a bit tacky. When she used to do it before it was rare & much more classy now it’s trying a bit too hard.

 

 

Stay tuned to hear reworks on the album, get excited for Hope is a Dangerous Little Motherfucking Shit for a Bitch Like Me To Have- But Bitch- I have it! & Marinara’s Cunt Complex

 

 

The new video is gonna be some Superman, 50’s thing. I hope he’s holding her in his big arms & his big boobs