Lana and Sean Larkin at Central Park in New York City - September 23, 2019

[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

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[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

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[Doll Harlow 12,367]

RIP Chase

[Ivory Cricket 353]

Regardless of what the guy did, the fact that he took this pic with a gigantic smirk on his face (and feels proud enough to insta it nearly 20 years later) is gross. 

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3KcSnqBby-/?igshid=11dn54w0x85gy

 

This is awesome 

[movebaby 5,379]

This is awesome

 

i agree, that’s an awesome tattoo

[Ivory Cricket 353]

Maybe she is looking at the camera after she finally notices the pap there. That's happened before in a lot of other candid's that we have all seen here.

[drowning mermaid 1,706]

so many of you guys fantasizing about being a housewife to a guy who looks like bill clinton's embarrassing cousin. he looks like the type of guy who tells you to clean up his friend’s puke after an epic house party, whose favorite adjective to describe women is “uppity”, and who thinks it’s a good idea to wake you up in the middle of the night to tell you about how the new alex jones supplements he ordered online will make him even more irresistible to women, so watch out baby

 

oh but he has white hair so uhh.. daddy vibes y’all hahaha

[bluefiona 8,050]

I know she lies all the time but it seems like a really odd thing to lie about. Like I said, she is literally looking right at the camera, so if she didn't know beforehand, she definitely knew whilst she was there, so to say she was surprised when the pictures surfaced is just laughable.

 

K Lanz:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And she wonders why people don't take her seriously

 

Whatever ... she's still getting roasted on Twitter, including by writers from Vice and other publications. Lots of links to articles with sarcastic headlines like, "Don't worry! Lana's cop boyfriend is a GOOD cop!"

 

 

I think Lana was the one who called the paps. She's done it before. If this pic had taken place at The Grove or Lax or Robertson Blvd, there would be the benefit of the doubt. But central park? Yeah someone definitely called. 

 

This reminds me of when Alexander Skarsgard was seen in a park in Brooklyn with Alexa Chung. He was pissed. Apparently he forgot who he was dating. The woman has the pap's on speed dial. 

 

 

Needless to say - he dumped her a few weeks later. 

[WildMustang 14,759]

So are we getting born to die 2 about sugar daddies etc?

[Beautiful Loser 48,849]

I'm Permanently Banned! 

Thank gawd.

[Fetish 284]

It's not just an American thing to have shitty police but the backlash cops get now definitely seems more performative. People were silent for too long on the sick shit cops did until it became trendy to hate cops. It's always been Russian Roulette when you call 911 and nobody wanted to hear shit from those who got shot playing until it was Woke to. And bad cops aren't always white, a dirty cop is a dirty cop.

I've had absolutely shitty experiences with the police but met enough people who managed to get help from them to go 'I guess some are alright.'

 

but I wouldn't go fucking dating one, christ. This guy is obviously not a good cop, good ones don't exploit their profession for fame. Lana just keeps proving she's a huge dumbass. Every interview reveals a new level of dumb.

 

Like...he gets it, he's, like, a good cop. He, like, gets it. Gets what, Lana. What does he get. What.

[baddisease 17,938]

It's not just an American thing to have shitty police but the backlash cops get now definitely seems more performative. People were silent for too long on the sick shit cops did until it became trendy to hate cops. It's always been Russian Roulette when you call 911 and nobody wanted to hear shit from those who got shot playing until it was Woke to. And bad cops aren't always white, a dirty cop is a dirty cop.

I've had absolutely shitty experiences with the police but met enough people who managed to get help from them to go 'I guess some are alright.'

 

but I wouldn't go fucking dating one, christ. This guy is obviously not a good cop, good ones don't exploit their profession for fame. Lana just keeps proving she's a huge dumbass. Every interview reveals a new level of dumb.

 

Like...he gets it, he's, like, a good cop. He, like, gets it. Gets what, Lana. What does he get. What.

 

people of color have never been silent about cops.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

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[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

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[bluefiona 8,050]

Ahahahaha ... this journalist reads LanaBoreds

 

 

https://www.wmagazine.com/story/lana-del-rey-dating-cop?utm_brand=wmag&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_social-type=owned&mbid=social_twitter

 

[evilentity 13,345]

DITCH THAT COP" is even worse but what can you expect from kids with poor education?

*looks up from my posts criticizing her dating the reality TV cop because of his outlook on policing and reform to see a Facebook notification for my 20 year high school reunion and degrees in two different fields on my wall*

 

That being said bring Barrie back sis. I miss him.

Something we can agree on! Peace in our time.

[Tristesse 1,765]

*looks up from my posts criticizing her dating the reality TV cop because of his outlook on policing and reform to see a Facebook notification for my 20 year high school reunion and degrees in two different fields on my wall*

Oh my god hahahaha

 

Edit: Aw my mistake here, wrong translation (I'm not a native speaker). I should have written "upbringing" in the first place. Your post is still funny though.

 

+ criticizing is one thing everyone is allowed to. Shouting "dump him" in person is much more serious. Disagreeing with other people choices does not justify disrespect.

Edited October 8, 2019 by Tristesse

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

Just when Barrie probably thinks Lana wants to reunite with him, she ends up dating cop clinton...

 

Don't worry, Barrie. We'll find you a nice Scottish lass soon.

[Hannus 1,618]

Barrie pls come thru 

[Wilde_child 490]

Barrie made her unhappy. I don't think they should get together again.