TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[Lustrouslines 5,202]

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TJF is GOD TIER, Not All Who Wonder is amazing I want to cry for eternity to this one, Chemtrails is my personal favorite album of hers

 

[Jared 3,132]

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Jack's back must be hurting real bad from carrying Lana's career right now. My goodness, he's carrying her real hard on this album. It's so obvious,  even a blind and a deaf person could notice. You ungrateful fucks, all those who have spent past 3 years trashing him, better go make him an altar and pray he doesn't decide to drop Lana. She's fucked without him. Jack Antonoff is the reason why NFR,  a career-defining magnum opus that got her the massive recognition and respect (that she quickly squandered) exists. Jack Antonoff is the reason why this album is somewhat listenable (it sure as hell ain't Lana's songwriting). Jack Antonoff is the reason why this album won't end up being panned completely. Jack Antonoff is the reason why Lana's career is still showing some signs of life (a weak pulse, but it's something).

 

And speaking of Jack, I should note that he has outdone himself on Dark But Just A Game and Dance Till We Die,  best two songs on this album, by far. I'm going to take these two songs and send Jack some nice messages of support! 

 

 

[West Coast 45,904]

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11 minutes ago, Jared said:

Jack's back must be hurting real bad from carrying Lana's career right now. My goodness, he's carrying her real hard on this album. It's so obvious,  even a blind and a deaf person could notice. You ungrateful fucks, all those who have spent past 3 years trashing him, better go make him an altar and pray he doesn't decide to drop Lana. She's fucked without him. Jack Antonoff is the reason why NFR,  a career-defining magnum opus that got her the massive recognition and respect (that she quickly squandered) exists. Jack Antonoff is the reason why this album is somewhat listenable (it sure as hell ain't Lana's songwriting). Jack Antonoff is the reason why this album won't end up being panned completely. Jack Antonoff is the reason why Lana's career is still showing some signs of life (a weak pulse, but it's something).

 

And speaking of Jack, I should note that he has outdone himself on Dark But Just A Game and Dance Till We Die,  best two songs on this album, by far. I'm going to take these two songs and send Jack some nice messages of support! 

 

You really deserved your 'Biggest Lana Hater' lipster, Jared.

[past the bushes 30,938]

Jared shut the fuck up  i'm trying to write something

[drewby 9,251]

16 minutes ago, Jared said:

Jack's back must be hurting real bad from carrying Lana's career right now. My goodness, he's carrying her real hard on this album. It's so obvious,  even a blind and a deaf person could notice. You ungrateful fucks, all those who have spent past 3 years trashing him, better go make him an altar and pray he doesn't decide to drop Lana. She's fucked without him. Jack Antonoff is the reason why NFR,  a career-defining magnum opus that got her the massive recognition and respect (that she quickly squandered) exists. Jack Antonoff is the reason why this album is somewhat listenable (it sure as hell ain't Lana's songwriting). Jack Antonoff is the reason why this album won't end up being panned completely. Jack Antonoff is the reason why Lana's career is still showing some signs of life (a weak pulse, but it's something).

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16 minutes ago, Jared said:

And speaking of Jack, I should note that he has outdone himself on Dark But Just A Game and Dance Till We Die,  best two songs on this album, by far. I'm going to take these two songs and send Jack some nice messages of support! 

Only 3 months in and there won't be a more misogynistic post than this on LB this year. Deplorable 

[littleredpartydress 49,903]

omg not the revival

 

i thought you were ROTTING IN HELL where you belong

[plastiscguy 63,478]

3 minutes ago, Jared said:

*nonsense*

 

[suicideblonde 2,704]

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11 minutes ago, Jared said:

Jack's back must be hurting real bad from carrying Lana's career right now. My goodness, he's carrying her real hard on this album. It's so obvious,  even a blind and a deaf person could notice. You ungrateful fucks, all those who have spent past 3 years trashing him, better go make him an altar and pray he doesn't decide to drop Lana. She's fucked without him. Jack Antonoff is the reason why NFR,  a career-defining magnum opus that got her the massive recognition and respect (that she quickly squandered) exists. Jack Antonoff is the reason why this album is somewhat listenable (it sure as hell ain't Lana's songwriting). Jack Antonoff is the reason why this album won't end up being panned completely. Jack Antonoff is the reason why Lana's career is still showing some signs of life (a weak pulse, but it's something).

 

And speaking of Jack, I should note that he has outdone himself on Dark But Just A Game and Dance Till We Die,  best two songs on this album, by far. I'm going to take these two songs and send Jack some nice messages of support! 

 

jack : reuses instrumentals from previous album, creates bland and basic soundscape, generally flops

jared:  yes i need to sign back in to my account on a lana del rey forum to verbally suck jackoff's dick

[99centlips 8,526]

 

[DLT 7,595]

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Wander really gives me Yayo vibes during the chorus and I fucking love it.  Also the ending of it where she is harmonizing is just, yessss. I feel like it’s getting slept on for real in these rankings. 

 

[Ultraviolencequeen 2,900]

It’s getting weird in here 

[Icecream Icequeen 4,831]

Jared is back

and he’s more annoying than ever 

[West Coast 45,904]

[suicideblonde 2,704]

[uvbabe 4,730]

Petition to ban J*red 

[Rust Dress 40,602]

@MODS jared posted a link to the album leak ban them once and for all and im not lying jdhdhsh

[fvck 2,223]

 

[hlxon 2,445]

[uvbabe 4,730]

I think my top five is (no particular order):

 

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White Dress

Title track

Tulsa Jesus Freak

Dark But Just a Game

Dance Till We Die

 

[takeitdoen 10,629]

Okay everyone, chill. We don't need an endless supply of "I hate Jared" posts because we already know you do. Jared is allowed to have his opinion, just ignore and move on. 

@Jared, likewise, please don't be inflamatory towards other members - generalising everyone into "ungrateful fucks" is just not true and a really bizarre claim. Also please use spoilers, I have edited your post as per our admin's request to keep discussion hidden.