TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[Crimson and Clover 22,485]

honestly i'd rather lana travel than hold book signings and such   it seems like so many celebrities are travelling w/o repercussions but that's the privilege that comes with the status i suppose   

[ultrabanisters 44,642]

3 minutes ago, Dragon said:

the amount of mystical themed merch from the title track MV aloneeeee 

the ldr robe... 

cocc pearls... 

white dress music box... 

 

even a sweater or t-shirt with a SECOND of thought and effort put in would be better than what we got

 

the nfr bouvelard tee was really cute and i didnt mind paying for it because it was something i could actually wear

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,780]

13 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

dark but just a game - portishead inspired detailing a story about how she went to madonnas Oscar party and it was horrible and reminded her never to meet her idols, reminiscent of the poem “howl” and a lyric is “even the best ones lost their minds”

Lana’s description of this track reminds me so much of this line from Coachella: “Doesn't take a genius to know what you've got goin', and to
Not wanna lose it 'cause they lost their minds.”

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

7 minutes ago, archiemm said:

the ldr robe... 

cocc pearls... 

white dress music box... 

 

even a sweater or t-shirt with a SECOND of thought and effort put in would be better than what we got

 

the nfr bouvelard tee was really cute and i didnt mind paying for it because it was something i could actually wear

flasks, lighters. hair pins some kind of wolf (but not tacky) sweater. little details. OFF WHITE PEARLESCENT HOLOGRAPHIC VINYL like opal but more pearl looking textured. 
yes to the pearls. yes to the music box. Ben message me I HAVE IDEAS

but also, @archiemm definitely. if u have ideas, I made a thread for them: http://lanaboards.com/topic/10321-your-dream-box-set-merch-thread/

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1 minute ago, Dragon said:

flasks, lighters. hair pins some kind of wolf (but not tacky) sweater. little details. OFF WHITE PEARLESCENT HOLOGRAPHIC VINYL like opal but more pearl looking textured. 
yes to the pearls. yes to the music box. Ben message me I HAVE IDEAS

 

at this point lanaboards as a collective is infinitely better at managing lanas career than they are

[Terrence Loves Me 72,645]

11 minutes ago, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

Lana’s description of this track reminds me so much of this line from Coachella: “Doesn't take a genius to know what you've got goin', and to
Not wanna lose it 'cause they lost their minds.”

 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

23 minutes ago, Lentilus said:

Not gonna lie, I would hate to meet Madonna. I feel like she'd evaporate my existence with one look. Lana's a survivor. 

this might sound like a diss but it's just observation but u should try being like ultra current and she'll probably wanna use it to evolve or something. and then stare into her soul. tell me what u fiiiiiiiind 

[Lentilus 25,718]

3 minutes ago, Dragon said:

this might sound like a diss but it's just observation but u should try being like ultra current and she'll probably wanna use it to evolve or something. and then stare into her soul. tell me what u fiiiiiiiind 

As if! I'm already half dead inside, she'll find all my hopes and dreams before I find anything in her soul!! 

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5 minutes ago, Lentilus said:

As if! I'm already half dead inside, she'll find all my hopes and dreams before I find anything in her soul!! 

no just do it this is how great stories are made 

[Lentilus 25,718]

2 minutes ago, Dragon said:

no just do it this is how great stories are made 

Okay I did it! I looked into Madonna's soul and all I found was a infinite replay of her flop Eurovision 2019 performance!

 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

waay since I always wanted Lana to just GO OFF and have a video w multiple versions of herself and I thought that DBJAG might've been great for that but now w the Madonna thing if there even would be a video I wonder how that'd go about. 

but still. I hope her special fx team pulls something like this  but ofc in Lana fashion. DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF ART LANA

[Dark Angel 201,016]

40 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

The pearl jewerly and ldr embroidered robe

 

the ldr robe would be a serve but we all know it would've been $200 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

Just now, Lentilus said:

Okay I did it! I looked into Madonna's soul and all I found was a infinite replay of her flop Eurovision 2019 performance!

 

nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo actually I didn't watch it, but I love her older stuff. in all seriousness, it'd probably just really be intimidating to meet your heroes not to shirk, but bc I'd want to keep their memory all majestic like, and it'd be sad to be let down like that. all chameleonic I honestly do think that doing interesting/ unexpected would do a lot. it usually does, and I think more w her imho

[Nobody 21,470]

Didn't she just say it was a party hosted by Madonna's manager? Ms Ciccone might not have even been present

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

BUT DO U KNOW HOW HISTORIC ICONIC AMAZING IT'D BE IF THEY WERE IN THE SAME VIDEO WOWOW

[Thunder Revenant 20,936]

Stans always wanting beef and not having reading comprehension at all is a lethal combination.

 

The text:

She talked about being on a party hosted by U2 & Madonna's manager. She met whomever at that party, someone she consideres an icon, and was displeased by the experience and the whole vibe of the party.

 

Everything the average Lanaboard-member sees:

Madonna

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2 minutes ago, Thunder Corpse said:

Stans always wanting beef and not having reading comprehension at all is a lethal combination.

 

The text:

She talked about being on a party hosted by U2 & Madonna's manager. She met whomever at that party, someone she consideres an icon, and was displeased by the exoerience and the whole vibe of the party.

 

Everything the average Lanaboard-member sees:

Madonna

personally know the difference, getting a bit preachy AND OFC IT'S MADONNA 

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Whatevs I'm excited for DBJAG, I expected it to be another stoic piano ballad but that info is interesting 

[Mer 61,208]

In what universe is Madonna Lana's "Hero/Idol" lol? I doubt LDR even cares about Madonna enough to write a song about her. Besides, literally EVERYONE goes to that party--it could've been about anyone

[Thunder Revenant 20,936]

1 minute ago, Loreen said:

Whatevs I'm excited for DBJAG, I expected it to be another stoic piano ballad but that info is interesting 

The interviewer described it as Portishead-ish, so I doubt that.