TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[xcxboy 4,572]

 

where is COCK 

[peach perfume 710]

The amount of faith y'all have in the September 5th release date...I wish I could have it with you but I'm expecting radio silence! Like I am NOT getting my hopes up any longer! 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,860]

flacid faith 

[paradisetropico 7,920]

lana has never cared about the holidays for selling an album before, I just doubt that would be a reason for any delays...

sure wish we knew what was up...

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,336]

Uf TJF ends up being a ballad istg...

[Ultra Violet 18,984]

The main thing I care about in regards to the album rn is the album cover. It can only be her best or her worst. And I have a feeling she won't even be on it, or she will be in the distance.

I really want it to have a 'vintage' or 70s feel.

I want the cover to feel 'vintage' or 70s cause I'm tired of her modern aesthetic lol. And I have a feeling she might not be in it or will be at a distance. 
It might be her best or her worst cover.

[MargaretThatcher 1,331]

I love how people assume to know shit on here including Lana's current whereabouts it's truly hilarious! 

 

Well, she was photographed at a 711 one week ago. I think we all recall that due to the disgusting body shamming that followed. The photos Zella just posted were likely from a week prior to her getting back to LA. It's just common sense. Also a few days ago Charlie posted a video of Lana (in her backyard) reading one of her poems. 

[heroindealer 11,049]

so.. it’s over

[Mer 61,780]

I feel like a clown. And I think I’ll feel like an even bigger clown on Sept. 5th :/

[Lustformoney 41,443]

Shes so annoying, bet it was supposed to be a suprise release like folklore but she couldnt contain herself and said the date

[Make me your Dream Life 87,860]

30 days 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

Love how my messy queen follows the pattern of delaying every album

 

UV - May 1/ June 13 (1month)

LFL - May 26/ July 21 (2months)

NFR - March 29/ August 30 (5 months)

COCC - September 5/

 

 

+ Violet coming out almost 7 months late 

 

 

Someone please solve the equation, showing all steps

[lamms 11,605]

users after manifesting so hard and nothing happens:

actually how the whole thread feels like

[May 13,311]

i mean i hate to say it but yall only played urselves

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,093]

The tracklist!! Yosemititty is track 9 as we manifested

 

1.Let Me Fool You Like A Clown

2.Circus Games

3.Lanaboards Sadness

4.COCC Yosemite Freak: Delusional Forever

5.If this is the end....We want COCC

6.Delaying Quarantine

7.Cumtrails Over The CUNTry Club

8.Lana, who we are to believe to you?

9.Yosemititty

10.How to manifest things that will never happen

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

Either the date in the code was actually may 8th and something changed on her website at that time and we didn't notice, or the date is august 5th and it probably was a really small change that we still won't notice...Or it was really nothing and we just clowned ourselves big time, which seems to be the right option

[Make me your Dream Life 87,860]

i mean i hate to say it but yall only played urselves

sept 5th 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,093]

I tried this Online Quija Board thing and asked if Lana will release her next album in September

 

The answer was " cannot say"

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

I think she wanted to post the announcement but the Beirut thing made her not to... it will come off as insensitive.

[Idol Of Roses 673]

I think she wanted to post the announcement but the Beirut thing made her not to... it will come off as insensitive.

 

I kinda thought that too. Maybe she won't announce until Friday or even next week now.