Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

for once I hope this isn't true

at least we can prepare ourselves mentally for the moment 

[Rust Dress 40,200]

when she's reading qftc in paper in the beginning of BB MV YUP YUP

[Beautiful Loser 48,800]

I can already see the articles coming in... "The Summertime Sadness singer Lana Del Rey dropped a new single earlier today after being heavily criticized for a her "Question for the Culture" Instagram post a year ago and wearing a mesh mask during an ongoing pandemic."

[lover 2,207]

just imagine the collapse if she'd collab with kanye  i know this is never going to happen because of the trump drama and he's said some really fucked up stuff i can't blame anyone trying to keep themselves out of it - but the amount of problematic energy and media fuzz and angry stans i'd live for it tbh 

 

[sjatib 5,172]

56 minutes ago, Clampigirl said:

My guess: Aphrodite saw the 2 weeks rumor as previously mentioned above, saw that May 21st is a Friday and made a a guess that Lana will drop something on that day.

I can already see the countdowns starting in the next couple of posts...!

 

Why did I thought this was exactly the case... Thank you!

[GeminiLanaFan 49,030]

1 hour ago, Distantly said:

I don’t think anyone mentioned it yet but BoZ  said on atrl that the era will officially being in two weeks??!!!!!!

Woah, some of y’all mentioned that she is releasing and teasing at a « constant pace », and it would be further proof. 
she

said she wants revenge: I cannot wait to see the narrative of the whole thing 

[LanasLeftCheekFiller 3,382]

ANNOUNCEMENT (allegedly) ON QFTC ANNIVERSARY DATE!! THE COLLAPSE

[Bonita 12,531]

Spoiler

hey.. so I don't wanna beat a dead horse and I don't wanna you know go on and on about this post thing...

 

[Yosemite 23,786]

29 minutes ago, WildMustang said:

The new era starting in the QFTC anniversary and BOZ saying "I can't believe she's doing that" (and he said it's not about the music) makes me think she is gonna refer to it 

*video starts*

[Lana talking from afar] Now that Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B, Kehlani and Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé have had number ones with songs about being (...) and they all walk in. 
*sound of someone walking in heels approaching*

Lana is in the front, wearing a minidress and big ass heels. 

*She’s Not Me but produced by Mike starts*

 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,030]

What if we are getting two singles again? BB... and a diss track channeling QFTC?!? 

[Beautiful Loser 48,800]

3 minutes ago, Yosemite said:

*video starts*

[Lana talking from afar] Now that Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B, Kehlani and Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé have had number ones with songs about being (...) and they all walk in. 
*sound of someone walking in heels approaching*

Lana is in the front, wearing a minidress and big ass heels. 

*She’s Not Me but produced by Mike starts*

 

This is so surreal that I feel dizzy just trying to imagine it

[MrFameKills 11,093]

you can't yap about wanting her REVENGE~~!uhu~h album and then get scared that she might acknowledge QfTC, don't be pussies 

[honeymo0n 8,622]

18 hours ago, Nikogo said:

I Can Fly is a released song from the 2014 film Big Eyes

 

i don’t really trust last.fm since it’s super easy to fake..and all the songs you listed (minus sugary sweet) have all leaked a long time ago and are almost definitely not BB related 

Maybe they are somehow related to the sound of the album? I'm not sure tho

[NikoGo 60,795]

I’ll believe it when I see it 

 

Announcement that the single is coming in two weeks on May 21st!!!

[Venice Peach 54,293]

Even if she releases on the 21st if the single is BB nobody will even make a connection. If it's another song on the qftc topic we are in for a treat (and a rough week )

[NikoGo 60,795]

I hope it’s RCS 

 

I hope she sings about wearing no clothes, being sexy, fucking, AND cheating 

 

i hope she cusses out major publications and Alt singers and female writers 

 

I hope the cover is her wearing a mesh mask 

and

i hope the video is just her driving reckless

[uvbabe 4,730]

Lol this so messy but I'm lowkey here for it. I think she has her reasons to be mad / pissed off and last year I was kinda glad she finally talked about it after so many years, I just wished she did it differently. I hope she learnt a thing or two, cause she did mess up, but still I want her revenge. 

[NikoGo 60,795]

@Terrence Loves Me

 

since the era is starting in two weeks, I’m going to need you to manifest a Lana post every single day

Just now, uvbabe said:

Lol this so messy but I'm lowkey here for it. I think she has her reasons to be mad / pissed off and last year I was kinda glad she finally talked about it after so many years, I just wished she did it differently. I hope she learnt a thing or two, cause she did mess up, but still I want her revenge. 

I completely agree!! She’s ALWAYS been the target of media attacks. Even NFR and onwards, she was getting praised but every article STILL talks down her past work as being ‘fake’ and her ‘persona’

[May 13,311]

22 minutes ago, MrFameKills said:

you can't yap about wanting her REVENGE~~!uhu~h album and then get scared that she might acknowledge QfTC, don't be pussies 

yep if she’s gonna destroy her reputation then i want her to do it in style and with a bang  

[NikoGo 60,795]

it will be this Snapchat on a loop with a grainy black and white filter, with Rock Candy Sweet playing on loop