Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Dark Angel 203,629]

why are we slandering joni mitchell & joan baez 

[plastiscguy 63,440]

Manifesting Lana to have scat as the exclusive alternative cover for BB deluxe 

 

Spoiler

Brown Banisters as the title

 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,855]

4 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

why are we slandering joni mitchell & joan baez 

BB wont come out until they repent and change their sick ways

[mrborntolose 9,993]

why are y’all always making this thread hot getting my hopes up 

[LanaTheRay 1,453]

19 minutes ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

understood - we all just want glam baddie music. but i cannot forgive: "menopausal geriatric ass bitches Joni Mitchell and Joan Baez"   anyway, let's just all listen to heavy hitter

I apologize for that, there’s just something cathartic about being verbose and dragging innocent white women for comedic relief, I see why Azealia does it ???

 

(just ranting for fun, not insulting them seriously xx)

[prettywhenimhigh 49,452]

18 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

why are we slandering joni mitchell & joan baez 

 

I heard nikki lane's sigh of relief someone finally gave her a break

[LetTheLightln 1,486]

35 minutes ago, LanaTheRay said:

Babe I love Lana and will defend this puta till I’m blue in the head, I just miss being excited being a stan for her, she is by far my favourite artist but it’s difficult connecting with her music the same way, like releases used to be so well thought out and her artistry commanded so much grandeur and escapism that really made things interesting but I can’t help but feel her releases these last few records have felt so much like she’s caved into trying to appeal to critics and like an older crowd as if her audience isn’t entirely made up of Generation Z listeners

 

Like I don’t want her depressed, some of unreleased happy Lizzy songs are some of her BEST and I don’t def wouldn’t want her to be singing songs about partying and drugs or whatever it is commonly associated with younger artists, but maturing definitely does not need to mean making more boring music

 

Laid back instrumentation DOES NOT imply better quality art and honestly with a few standout tracks Chemtrails was honestly a miss and whilst these last 3 singles are beautiful melodically it’s like...girl we’ve heard this a million times

 

She experimented so much as an artist in the past, and I can’t help but feel she’s stagnated as an artist like we’ve been stuck on like the same similar topics in different fonts for like so long, her writing has grown leaps and bounds which is great but at the end of the day it’s music and if it sounds sonically boring it’s boring like if I wanted to hear literature I’d listen to an audiobook 

i understand what you mean and when i listen to previous albums i miss those kinds of songs too, the angry, hopeless ultraviolence, dreamy cinematic honeymoon. but i think what she's doing now isn't for critics or certain parts of audience, it really reflects how lana herself evolves. maybe it sounds naive but i see her as an almost independent singer songwriter expressing herself and her own experience through music, not a usual pop singer following trends.

 

i miss those eras, moods and sounds, her unreleased from 2010-2013 are amazing. but they just don't suit her anymore. we change, she changes too and it doesn't always go along. but i personally just accepted it and watch what road she takes next, and i'm almost sure it won't be just piano ballads forever

[IanadeIrey 62,141]

Opened this thread for the first time in weeks...

[prettywhenimhigh 49,452]

idk I kinda feel like she's gonna blow us away to shut our mouths but I'm keeping my expectations very low

[plastiscguy 63,440]

Just now, IanadeIrey said:

Opened this thread for the first time in weeks...

This wouldn't have happened if Lana'd used one of your covers for Chemtrails 

[Dark Angel 203,629]

how about we just let lana do whatever it is she wants 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,156]

2 minutes ago, empty sky said:

maybe it sounds naive but i see her as an almost independent singer songwriter expressing herself and her own experience through music, not a usual pop singer following trends.

i feel the same way. it's so interesting that throughout all the attacks on her so-called "persona", i find lana to be so genuine and authentic in her artistic process 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,923]

is this a lana impersonator or is this just celebrity culture talking  also, respect, but can we pls get more epic music 

[Umaniac 1,917]

On 3/21/2021 at 1:38 AM, IanadeIrey said:

I have faith she’ll come through to be honest!
 

First of all, “September 5th” was embedded within a long statement and wasn’t even the whole point of that statement. 
 

“ROCK CANDY ? SWEET June 1” is literally the caption her latest post - it’s direct and right there. She’s always stayed true to the dates she’s given in written accounts, AKA captions on social media. 
 

 

Plus, she’s definitely been working on this for almost a year! She never stops writing, we know that! And the bulk of Chemtrails was literally done within a five month span in 2019. I think she’ll come through! 

Aged like milk (I believed in this too)

 

[COCC 29,554]

50 minutes ago, iconiclogan said:

everytime i open this thread i instantly close it bye

That‘s what I meant some days ago. This kind of negativity is just pointless and boring. And yet some people prefer to complain about gif wars or hype posts.

 

[Bonita 12,687]

cmon Lanz u can turn this thread around cmon

[NikoGo 61,547]

2 minutes ago, COCC said:

That‘s what I meant some days ago. This kind of negativity is just pointless and boring. And yet some people prefer to complain about gif wars or hype posts.

 

becuase we come to this thread, in particular,  for news 

 

there are countless other threads that could be spammed, and if one doesn’t exist you can create it. Lack of news doesn’t mean spamming the information thread. 
 

Gif wars/off topic conversations/hype posts/endless fighting with each other (and mods) contribute nothing to the thread like I don’t get why it’s so hard to understand 

[Bonita 12,687]

just wanna add that it's gonna be a month since the snippet tomorrow so 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,156]

12 minutes ago, COCC said:

That‘s what I meant some days ago. This kind of negativity is just pointless and boring. And yet some people prefer to complain about gif wars or hype posts.

 

 

just want to keep the vibes n hype up  but it's like 

 

[Lentilus 25,720]

2 hours ago, LanaTheRay said:

The way we’re probably gunna get another boring piano ballad album about her being a rich woman in California who loves to hate being famous with random but “clever” lyrics that are marina tier cringe about climate change and racial tensions in America that she low key only writes to impress her new targeted audience that consists of long time menopausal geriatric ass bitches Joni Mitchell and Joan Baez’ 

Bitch the way you spilled tho!!!  but be careful luv, LB isn't ready for this conversation.