Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Lentilus 25,719]

20 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

okay cool but her body is the map of L.A!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Period

[Dark Angel 201,834]

2 minutes ago, COCC said:

Apparently on august 19th some people celebrate the national potato day. Sounds like that‘s the day 

 

remember when she posted a pic of that guy sitting in a pool of beans?  on august 19th she'll post the new album cover and it'll be her swimming in a pool of potatos  

[Glitter Boy 16,550]

Us entering into the Blue Banisters (Pre-)Pre-Pre-Release Thread and finding a war regarding Lana piano songs.

Lana lemme help you paint your banisters blue so you can release the album and this thing stops  

[lamms 11,605]

*Lana using mainly the piano in her productions*
fans:

[Alison by Slowdive 26,143]

6 minutes ago, GroupieLove said:

It feels like Lana has distanced herself from her fans these recent years. And although I'm fine with that, stanning her lately has been a chore. The useless online controversies, the fake album announcements, the messy interviews, the random IG outbursts, the PicsArt endorsed covers... I used to live for her "idgaf" attitude but now it's just off-putting. Anyway... still no sign of this album. I'm wondering if it's ever gonna see the light of the day at this point.

 

not me thinking about how "craziness" is only acceptable in young skinny white women according to society 

[Dark Angel 201,834]

honestly all i really care about is the music

[lamms 11,605]

ldr stans after breaking into her producer’s studio

 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,143]

Just now, lamms said:

ldr stans after breaking into her producer’s studio

 

holy fuck lmfaaaooooooooo

[COCC 29,554]

7 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

remember when she posted a pic of that guy sitting in a pool of beans?  on august 19th she'll post the new album cover and it'll be her swimming in a pool of potatos  

My body is a map of LA

I sit down like a straight dude

in a bean pool

Hanging out and smelling like chili con carne

Screaming „hey baby, lets go“ 

 

 

[LetTheLightln 1,486]

25 minutes ago, rhubysyrup said:

....anyways

I think the title of the new snippet song may be like "*something* Woman/Girl/Baby" because the lyrics are mainly just a poetic description of herself.

blue jean baby, LA lady sorry lmao i'm so obsessed

[GeminiLanaFan 48,992]

17 minutes ago, GroupieLove said:

It feels like Lana has distanced herself from her fans these recent years. And although I'm fine with that, stanning her lately has been a chore. The useless online controversies, the fake album announcements, the messy interviews, the random IG outbursts, the PicsArt endorsed covers... I used to live for her "idgaf" attitude but now it's just off-putting. Anyway... still no sign of this album. I'm wondering if it's ever gonna see the light of the day at this point.

 

edit: sorry for the mini-meltdown xx

Since Norman, it’s been harder to get some news. With both NFR and COCC, we had a few interviews to get some tidbits of info, but this time around  Even the « insiders » have left the ship (ok, that part might not be so bad, at least for the fake ones, but it’s getting tiring, to hope for some Insta post that almost never comes or never clears the air).

[GroupieLove 2,621]

10 minutes ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

 

not me thinking about how "craziness" is only acceptable in young skinny white women according to society 

gurl what

[Dark Angel 201,834]

the real title of "map of l.a" is obviously "olkahoma nikki lane coney island pacific ocean bob dylan xbox 360 nancy sinatra palm trees piano ballad baby"

[rhubysyrup 4,501]

23 minutes ago, GroupieLove said:

It feels like Lana has distanced herself from her fans these recent year

I don't blame her after the shitshows that happened since may 2020...lots of people's true colors exposed and self proclaimed Stans directly attacking her. it must have been heartbreaking for her and made it harder to trust anyone. but even since then she's still had some pretty wholesome interactions with her fans.

[COCC 29,554]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

the real title of "map of l.a" is obviously "olkahoma nikki lane coney island pacific ocean bob dylan xbox 360 nancy sinatra palm trees piano ballad baby"

Produced by Jack Antonoff and reusing some parts of HTD 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,992]

2 minutes ago, COCC said:

Produced by Jack Antonoff and reusing some parts of HTD 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,312]

4 minutes ago, COCC said:

Produced by Jack Antonoff and reusing some parts of HTD 

 

jingle bells only this time because piano is out of question 

[Dark Angel 201,834]

some of the songs on this album will have piano in the credits and that's illegal

[Super Movie 51,643]

Have you guys not heard that BB is being scrapped for a country Christmas album? The title is "Ho Ho Yee Haw" 

[Lentilus 25,719]

3 hours ago, mlittle11 said:

yall are making this pre-release unbearable.... jesus christ  it was so fun n lighthearted like 2 days ago wtf happened

Some of the users who went away for a while came back.