Santa Daddy comes into your house wearing only his Chromatica jockstrap and says he wanna peg you, but before he does it, he wants to make a Lana related wish come true - fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish (feat. Nikki Lane) (Thanks @TrashMagiq)

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

i would wish she made and will make every right choice in her carreer. 

Spoiler

so no QFTC and dealer is a single and has a music video wbk 

 

[YourGirl666 13,248]

I wish she released QFTC act II

[Venice 6,933]

This thread is both traumatizing + healing at the same time 

[Sportscruiser 11,894]

I’d ask for Lana to fully flesh out Valley of The Dolls as the atmospheric, dark, spacey, ominous song that the demo already is and use it as the opener for the new record! The cultural reset 

[Crimson and Clover 22,499]

35 minute version of Venice Bitch, basically Long Season by Fishmans  and her cover of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 

 

[bigspender 8,367]

i want her to do a piano driven christmas album so bad 

[Deadly Nightshade 12,849]

I would ask her to make a rock album with electric guitars  also i would ask for a mike dean and emile haynie collab ( after the release of the rock album ofc) 

 

Loving the big title, it really paints a clear picture of the scenario in your mind 

 

[drugsdesire 9,849]

i wish for lana to make monthly instagram livestreams so lb members have time to think of the juiciest questions and we recruit one person every month to go on there and ask them all  we would end every lana mystery there is. thank you, fat c*** santa

Spoiler

also i audibly laughed at the name of this thread, i was genuinely shocked when i read it. @YourGirl666 you never miss

 

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

Cotton Eye Joe (feat. Nikki Lane) just for ironic and shitposting purposes 

[YourGirl666 13,248]

My little butthole hurts just thinking about taking big thick daddy bear cock on it, but if it's the price for getting the full TLSP sessions... this bussy is ready to sit 

[plastiscguy 63,435]

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,930]

Good to see this topic trending again!

#THREADOFTHEYEAR…

[Frangipani 11,612]

4 hours ago, YourGirl666 said:

My little butthole hurts just thinking about taking big thick daddy bear cock on it, but if it's the price for getting the full TLSP sessions... this bussy is ready to sit 

[YourGirl666 13,248]

#BearsAreUnderrated #ShootMeWithThat6InchesLongHairyGunSanta

#LeakBoomLikeThatConceptDemo

[Coloringbooks 13,995]

Santa is coming 

[palemoonbaby 15,078]

If this thread didn't win award...

[YourGirl666 13,248]

5 minutes ago, palemoonbaby said:

If this thread didn't win award...

If it doesn't win, at least I can say it's on the same league as NFR 

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

merry christmas!

[Venice Jesus Whore 4,471]

This title made me horny 

[Super Movie 51,644]

Tonight's the night....