Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[kraljicabenzinske 11,254]

i love how when stans try to come up with lana titles they're all so deep, while in reality lana's actual titles are like "not all who wonder are lost" which  is the first thing that shows up when you google "Instagram bio captions"

the GPS acronym will be like the most random sequence of words we have ever seen in our lives and this was kinda confirmed when Kintsungi said "nobody could guess the track list because its very random" or sth like that

[Get Drunk 17,971]

I’m currently going through all of the ppl BOZ follows on twitter to see if any of them tweeted the acronym and it’s driving me insane how many dua lipa tweets I’ve had to read

[Sportscruiser 11,894]

This album’s potential and overall secrecy/mysteriousness is making me horny.

[honeymo0n 8,622]

4 minutes ago, Super Movie said:

Me when I put on the album and Lana starts singing about how the ocean makes her cry

when the production credits leak and we see david kahne as one of the producers

[Super Movie 51,667]

97 members in the thread...something has to happen, right? 

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,370]

3 minutes ago, terrenceszyou said:

The sample will be from Cinnamon Girl, where Lana will say: please lord, make me the biggest star the world has ever known (...) 

i've just been quoted

[Steeqhen 686]

I am expecting this album to sell well. BB sales were definitely because of Lana's controversy, and being released so close to COCC. I love COCC but the cover and roll-out was a MESS, and BB's rollout was no better. Neither was NFR, but MAC and VB were out for a whole year before it even came out, plus the hype of Doin Time definitely helped. 
If Lana releases SOMETHING in the next two months, and does a slight bit of promo, I could see this album selling well considering the adoration she has now compared to 2020/2021
EDIT: give us another song like Dealer or Doin Time that can be used on TikTok and hyped up by the general Lana fans, and we could see a top 3 debut AT LEAST

Edited January 7, 2023 by Steeqhen

[lemonadetan 5,086]

kintsugi is repairing/gluing broken ceramics with gold

 

what if the first letter of the acronym is "gold"?

[BartenderDeco 19,636]

on bb blue banisters release day she couldn’t even crack top 6 most streamed female artists of the day

and with basically no new releases she’s there anyways. this era will be more successful 

[palemoonbaby 15,103]

21 minutes ago, ImenaOphelia said:

"I'm not sure if anyone is even gonna be credited in the titles on streaming"

if Ajayii was listening to album she would probaly thinking that Jack singing is Lana singing (she literally thought that with Miles)

[cherrytropico 11,076]

just updated this xx if anyone asks what happened while they were gone

[lemonadetan 5,086]

i think this album will sell more than 40 copies

[kraljicabenzinske 11,254]

Just now, lemonadetan said:

i think this album will sell more than 40 copies

 

I'd go 50 even

[lemonadetan 5,086]

1 minute ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

 

I'd go 50 even

ok don't get too crazy

[anwdelrey 9,270]

My dream for this era:

* A Rolling Stone US cover and/or an American Vogue cover (long overdue imo)

* A proper single release with a high budget music video a month before to drive momentum

* Interviews throughout the first week (Zane Lowe etc.)

* Guest on an unexpected podcast (even Joe Rogan idgaf)

 

Reality:

* She releases a piano ballad with a music video by Charlie or Chuck

* She does an IG live the day after release and calls it a day

 

[tough as a brat 692]

3 minutes ago, lemonadetan said:

i think this album will sell more than 40 copies

and in those 40 copies only 3 are of the standard vinyl

1 minute ago, Yeahyeahyeah said:

Reality:

* She releases a piano ballad with a music video by Charlie or Chuck

* She does an IG live the day after release and calls it a day

The IG live being 2 minutes and her vaping through a mask again

[Fingertips 72,034]

Also, what I loved about what BoZ just said earlier is that the album is consistently good throughout, meaning one "side" of the album isn't better than the other, even though the 9-12 sequence is his favorite. Usually, she puts the best tracks at the beginning of the album, but now we have a consistent, crazy roller coaster to experience  an album artist

[Steeqhen 686]

DYKTTATUOB having 20mil streams in a month is pretty alright for Lana, especially without a music video or promo. It seems to be pretty stable on spotify. Hopefully she does SOMETHING to promote the album soon

2 minutes ago, Yeahyeahyeah said:

Guest on an unexpected podcast (even Joe Rogan idgaf)

Ohhh Twitter would have a field day with this one. I cannot go through another QFTC week that was HELL

[one time beauty queen 18,411]

when PT stands for Part Two and it’s a call back to For K 

[Nevermind 879]

Quit using BB first week to guess what this will do. BB didn’t have the hype and vinyl didn’t count for first week sales. Also pretty sure they pressed less for that album to get it out quicker. It took me months to track down a black vinyl in stores.

BB was thrown together quickly based on all the changes it went through between May-October. It was out 7 months after COCC so there wasn’t as much anticipation from casual listeners/GP.