Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[GeminiLanaFan 49,031]

1 minute ago, love deluxe said:

prediction: peppers will fade right into the start of taco truck x vb with a drum fill (a la west coast) and it’ll go right into the “ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh” part of venice bitch to start.

I was much like  and  when I first found out about the title and that it sampled Venice Bitch. But now, I can’t wait to hear how VB is sampled / extrapolated into the mix. And Kintsugi saying the outro is one for the book makes me so excited. 

[lanasbottom 23,694]

really hope taco truck will be the girl we think she is, with a legendary outro and all cause her closers are usually either boring or skips 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

20 minutes ago, bluevelvetcola said:

It was fine back in 2014 when West Coast dropped but babes I'm getting older and my health is declining 

Seriously it’s like every album I’ve been here for has coincides with some type of illness

 

uv: homosexual awakening

hm: panic attacks

LFL: chronic fatigue syndrome

NFR: hypomania

COTCC: slipped into a coma

BB: Crohn’s disease 

 

Spoiler

This is a joke btw but lowkey why does it go off……

 

[The Missing Shade of Blue 2,400]

1 minute ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

Seriously it’s like every album I’ve been here for has coincides with some type of illness

 

uv: homosexual awakening

hm: panic attacks

LFL: chronic fatigue syndrome

NFR: hypomania

COTCC: slipped into a coma

BB: Crohn’s disease 

 

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This is a joke btw but lowkey why does it go off……

 

Now tell me why I almost believed this 

[Fingertips 72,034]

Why am I getting nervous this isn't coming tomorrow and the 16th date was right the entire time 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

4 minutes ago, bluevelvetcola said:

Now tell me why I almost believed this 

some of it is lowkey true tho like I really spilled 

[fishtails 13,794]

On 1/23/2023 at 12:13 PM, fishtails said:

Since there are 8 weeks to wait (9 if you count release week) this is the perfect time to start listening to one album every week until Ocean Blvd is out! 

 

There's even room for AKA or Violet (or both if you group BTD and Paradise together lol)

 

To do all of them I'm thinking I might do this:

This week: AKA

Jan. 30th - Born to Die/Paradise

Feb. 6th - Ultraviolence 

Feb. 13th - Honeymoon

Feb. 20th - Lust for Life

Feb. 27th - Norman Fucking Rockwell 

March 6th - Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass

March 13th - Chemtrails Over the Country Club 

March 20th (release week) - Blue Banisters

 

Or I might skip Violet and give Paradise its own week idk 

Its Honeymoon (and A&W) week!

 

Perfect for Valentine's Day 

[Furor Poeticus 16,352]

Her rn 

[AW Pussy 4,899]

1 minute ago, Furor Poeticus said:

She’s probably sleeping rn 

Not probably, she is  it’s 6 am in LA

[The Missing Shade of Blue 2,400]

3 minutes ago, Furor Poeticus said:

Her rn 

 

She's died

[HeyBlueBaby 3,332]

Leak A&W 

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

37 minutes ago, guns and roses said:

so excited for A&W but also scared for the adrenaline rush ill get when it drops  i swear every time lana drops something the first ten minutes almost send me into cardiac arrest 

I’m already getting palpitations 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,692]

Ben when his heart eye emoji campaign is flopping so insiders are left no choice but to do his job creating major hype and attention for the fans and alerting the GP which brings in more cash and sales for merch resulting in actual success for the label and pays his bills

 

[lanasbottom 23,694]

8 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

Why am I getting nervous this isn't coming tomorrow and the 16th date was right the entire time 

because you’re gay and traumatized

[ll 1,216]

 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

6 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

Ben when his heart eye emoji campaign is flopping so insiders are left no choice but to do his job creating major hype and attention for the fans and alerting the GP which brings in more cash and sales for merch resulting in actual success for the label and pays his bills

 

 

jokes on us (the fandom) who are doing his job and he's the one getting paid lmao

[Fingertips 72,034]

1 minute ago, lanasbottom said:

because you’re gay and traumatized

you're not wrong

 

and Ben and Ed are in control of this plane

 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

Actual footage of me in my bedroom listening to A&W on repeat tomorrow after calling in sick for work, ignoring my text messages, deleting my inbox emails, and setting my phone to do not disturb 

[Furor Poeticus 16,352]

Imma give head with AW in the background this year for sure 

Wanna have my whore moment too 

[Sportscruiser 11,894]

I just told my boss I’m sick so I don’t have to work tomorrow.

 

I am sick… sick in the head.