Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Fingertips 72,034]

https://twitter.com/lanadelreystats/status/1615037257139748879?s=46&t=j0wfHD8TYbjwqEGkyDhsOQ

 

i'm gonna need Ben and Ed to do something, and by do something, I mean release A&W or The Grants right now

[Let the Light In 18,581]

I'm so glad I claimed this username, manifested it 1 month ago with my first and only status update  

The universe is telling me to do something with my life

[honeybadger 40,619]

lanaboards is really in its spreading misinformation era...  and not even intentionally like they just don't understand us and our silly jokes!!!!

 

lana actually made a typo in her post and ocean blvd will be dropping february 24th. there will be a hidden taylor swift feature in which you can hear lana dragging her across the floor and pulling her hair after recording snow on the beach which lana decided to keep in (with taylor's consent) because it shows the "real" and "raw" process behind making an album. you heard it here first

[the ocean 67,597]

1 minute ago, honeybadger said:

and not even intentionally like they just don't understand us and our silly jokes!!!!

the first fake tracklist i made i never even intended to get taken seriously i posted it as a kii and people started believing it (and pointing out the typos ) and i just went with it and made 2 more

[DCooper 36,833]

American Whore out Valentine's Day I predict 

[ultrabanisters 44,764]

1 minute ago, paris texas said:

the first fake tracklist i made i never even intended to get taken seriously i posted it as a kii and people started believing it (and pointing out the typos ) and i just went with it and made 2 more

the one fake tracklist i made was taken semi seriously over a couple pages i'm proud of that 

 

there was nothing else to talk about tbh

[lanasbottom 23,694]

Just now, DCooper said:

American Whore out Valentine's Day I predict 

not on caroline polacheck’s release date my girl needs every stream she can get 

[Fingertips 72,034]

1 minute ago, DCooper said:

American Whore out Valentine's Day I predict 

American Whore/Sweet double single 

[Deleted Member 23,727]

kind of wish in Lana’s caption instead of saying “March 24th” she just said “24th now thanks” and we would’ve all assumed that the second single was coming on 1/24 rather than the album being delayed. just so i could watch (and partake) in the breakdowns when nothing happened on Jan 24th

[the ocean 67,597]

1 minute ago, lilac heaven said:

kind of wish in Lana’s caption instead of saying “March 24th” she just said “24th now thanks” and we would’ve all assumed that the second single was coming on 1/24 rather than the album being delayed. just so i could watch (and partake) in the breakdowns when nothing happened on Jan 24th

and then when it happened again the 2nd time on feb 24th

[DCooper 36,833]

2 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

not on caroline polacheck’s release date my girl needs every stream she can get 

 

You lose some you win some at the Santa Anita race track 

[ultrabanisters 44,764]

Just now, paris texas said:

and then when it happened again the 2nd time on feb 24th

and the third time on march 24th when inevitably nothing happens and the album comes out on april 24th 

[God&Monster 1,092]

So did anyone receive any info/email regarding the delay? Apple Music and her website are showing 10th March still.

I want to believe....

[Fingertips 72,034]

1 minute ago, God&Monster said:

So did anyone receive any info/email regarding the delay? Apple Music and her website are showing 10th March still.

I want to believe....

I remember @nectarofthegodss did

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,348]

On 1/16/2023 at 12:53 PM, God&Monster said:

So did anyone receive any info/email regarding the delay? Apple Music and her website are showing 10th March still.

I want to believe....

 

 

The XFiles poster represents the collective delusions of every Lipster

[Taco Truck x VB 3,595]

idk why but i have this gut feeling that lana is gonna sample venice bitch in taco truck.. maybe thats what the VB stands for? as a VB stan i remain hopeful

[Deleted Member 23,727]

2 minutes ago, Taco Truck x VB said:

idk why but i have this gut feeling that lana is gonna sample venice bitch in taco truck.. maybe thats what the VB stands for? as a VB stan i remain hopeful

this has been confirmed to be the case

[Taco Truck x VB 3,595]

Just now, lilac heaven said:

this has been confirmed to be the case

i know, i’m just bored 

[Deleted Member 23,727]

Just now, Taco Truck x VB said:

i know, i’m just bored 

sorry i literally cannot tell who is joking or not today 😭😭

[one time beauty queen 18,411]

when is Kintsugi coming to feed us some crumbs again