If Lana was on LB, what would be her username?

[The Grants 13,031]

@/lanadelrey is not valid thx

[Venice Peach 53,059]

@/thatswhytheycallmeLanita

[Fingertips 72,117]

Rob 

[the ocean 67,624]

think there's already a thread for this nnn i don't feel like searching for it though

[sempervirens 15,270]

@ulittlefuckers

[heavensentslut 4,169]

WoolridgeGirl or Miss America Del Rey 

[Surf Noir 190,839]

it would probably be something that nobody could possibly guess

[Tana Mongeau 4,272]

@mypussytasteslikerockcandysweet

[Super Movie 50,401]

Super Movie 

 

Kidding (obviously lol). Really, I think it'd be something completely unsuspecting, like how uhauljoe and mostawesome1 were

[Mer 53,467]

@theratupmysleeve

[cranekiss 9,723]

@MsRebeccaBlack

[Tana Mongeau 4,272]

@queef4theculture

[fishtails 12,995]

@notoriouswhitegirl

@uhauljoe 

 

something like that thats totally random lol

[jadee 1,280]

idk lg46833727 LMAO

[fl0r1dakil0s 20,866]

lots of lana's (not public) accounts on things have "ldr" in them as well as weird symbols so probably something like "@~Ldr~7251"

 

or @notoriouswhitegirl ofc 

[plastiscguy 58,619]

@NikkiLane 

[Blossom 8,944]

17 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

lots of lana's (not public) accounts on things have "ldr" in them as well as weird symbols so probably something like "@~Ldr~7251"

 

or @notoriouswhitegirl ofc 

do u happen to know her Spotify lol

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,803]

personally I think Jojo would be a convincing one

 

edit: this is a joke just to clarify lol

[the ocean 67,624]

jojo is NOT lana let's get that straight elle even confirmed it

[ruined 1,695]

Right now:

@LanitaTheSlut or @YourFaveAmericanWhore

Depends on each era

Right now she's giving girl boss energy

Explicit sexual lyrics

Posting that Tulsa billboard selfie

Manifesting being a slut in early January and wearing a slut necklace with Rob in that selfie pic. She's just a badass rn. A boss. A powerful woman. She clearly doesn't give a fuck about people's bullshits

so it would definitely be something like @LanitaTheSlut or @YourFaveAmericanWhore 

Or maybe something like @YourFaveSailorGirl or @SailorsDaughter according to the new album