Random Lana Discussion Thread

[baddisease 17,942]

Just now, Fingertips said:

 

 

What you meant to say:

 

Lana's entire career was basically launched because she had one genuinely great song (Video Games) that was backed up by an iconic music video that we now attribute to the legacy of Lana Del Rey! Although I do appreciate the fans admitting that Jared is a drunk who lives in his mother's basement and thinks that Norman Fucking Rockwell is the only album to exist in the long history of music! Very brave! 

 

 

Help I'm choking

[taco truck 33,138]

If I had to say one nice thing about Jared is that he really brings Lanaboards together even among heated discourse

22 minutes ago, LifeOnMars said:

It seems like they had legit info.

Tbh this confirms to me that it’s real

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3 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

What you meant to say:

Lana's entire career was basically launched because she had one genuinely great song (Video Games) that was backed up by an iconic music video that we now attribute to the legacy of Lana Del Rey! Although I do appreciate the fans admitting that Jared is a drunk who lives in his mother's basement and thinks that Norman Fucking Rockwell is the only album to exist in the long history of music! Very brave! 

[baddisease 17,942]

I can't believe I won Worst Taste but Jared exists.

[Lasso 13,199]

1 minute ago, baddisease said:

I can't believe I won Worst Taste but Jared exists.

 

probably because it was just "worst taste" and not "rotted, gutted taste and opinions" 

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17 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

thinks that Norman Fucking Rockwell is the only album to exist in the long history of music! Very brave! 

I wanna end this but I just have to say it

NFR is a masterpiece but if someone thinks it's the ONLY good album she made

Then honey you're the superficial shallow minded basic garbage 

[the ocean 67,601]

6 minutes ago, baddisease said:

I can't believe I won Worst Taste but Jared exists.

there's a difference between trash taste and JUST that & trash everything

[rosemeadexclusivebbnewyorkcity 2,812]

Genuinely do not understand why Jared is here. Lots of people don't like Lana. Usually they don't make accounts on her fan-site  — Like this is an independent site, it's not like ATRL or reddit where you already have an account. Seems very inconvenient just to be a wet blanket here.

[Super Movie 51,713]

Genuinely what is the point in coming on this site just to talk shit about Lana and then leave? This is literally a pre-release thread for her upcoming album, not a thread to discuss your opinion on her previous works and how you think she's a flop or whatever. Next subject!

 

If we do get any Tunnel songs live, I really think the title track would be beautiful live with the mix of Lana's vocals and the backup singers. I imagine it to feel like melting in the best way possible

[Yameena Khatri 3,219]

57 minutes ago, Jared said:

 

Lana's entire career was basically launched because she had one genuinely great song (Video Games). Although I do appreciate the fans openly admitting they're superficial and shallow minded. Very brave!

Numquam de Lana iterum loqueris. Longe te a nobis tolles. Inveniet Deus aut satanas vindicabit te. 

[Let the Light In 18,699]

Here's my ranking prediction for LDR10 tracks:

 

Track 3

Track 14

Track 9

Track 5

Track 6

Track 12

Track 13

Track 2

Track 4

Track 10

Track 8

Track 7

Track 1

Track 11

[Lanaparadiserey 23,586]

Wait- what if Lana and Rob release a collab album kinda like Check To Check or Love For Sale 

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9 minutes ago, Lanaparadiserey said:

Wait- what if Lana and Rob release a collab album kinda like Check To Check or Love For Sale 

What if I told you yes and that album is actually DYKTTATUOB secretly featuring Rob on every track

Wait till you hear him on Peppers

It slaps 

[sympathyisaknife 16,049]

10 minutes ago, Lanaparadiserey said:

Wait- what if Lana and Rob release a collab album kinda like Check To Check or Love For Sale 

wait im here for it

[JonBatisteInterlude 1,652]

3 minutes ago, ruined said:

What if I told you yes and that album is actually DYKTTATUOB secretly featuring Rob on every track

Wait till you hear him on Peppers

It slaps 

I'm sorry????

[ruined 1,686]

5 minutes ago, ysemite said:

I'm sorry????

Yes and the last scene of peppers mv ends with Rob dancing to Noir

(Which is a hint to the reworked version of Noir on LDR10)

[Pnin 573]

50 minutes ago, ruined said:

What if I told you yes and that album is actually DYKTTATUOB secretly featuring Rob on every track

Wait till you hear him on Peppers

It slaps 

Bombastic bussy bop in the vein of cola  thx Mr Grant!!

Spoiler

Rob: Jimmy Buffet meets Troye Sivan????

 

[The Grants 13,510]

do we know for sure rob is dropping an album? or is it a little silly joke here between us lipsters 

[Venice Peach 54,313]

15 minutes ago, The Grants said:

do we know for sure rob is dropping an album? or is it a little silly joke here between us lipsters 

Yeah 

Lana posted about it long ago, then we had a thousand pictures of him with a piano and/or in the studio and then that weird livestream on the boat where Lana said something like "we're here to talk about Rob's album" 

 

It does sound like an inside joke but it's true 

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