Random Lana Discussion Thread

[COCC 29,554]

Ok now I‘m convinced that it‘s really Lana singing in those snippets  

[Dark Angel 204,383]

even if the snippets are fake... at least there's some sort of action... i guess...  

[The Siren 30,529]

4 hours ago, Rocket0212 said:

Maybe if you're so out of ideas to include 7 years old filler track on your new album, you should take a break. I'm happy she didn't release that album in July but still worried about it. Arcadia sounds good but more unreleased songs? 

3 hours ago, Style said:

i really don’t get how lana using 5 unreleased tracks on a (allegedly) 12-15 track album is her being ‘uninspired’. especially when it’s her 2nd album in a year. it’s not like we’ve waited 2-3 years for her to just give us a compilation album of random demos that have no relevance to her, her life or story she wants to tell

like, why cant listeners just take what they're given?  

 

1 hour ago, COCC said:

Shazam didn't recognize it 

shazam didnt recognize the halsey snippets for im not a woman, im a god and bells of santa fe in the two trailers for if i cant have love i want power

 

59 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

lana sampling the lb notification sound would be so evocative

nah cos then we'd know she at least lurks here and wed try to hunt her account down  

[plastiscguy 63,444]

3 minutes ago, The Siren said:

nah cos then we'd know she at least lurks here and wed try to hunt her account down  

 

What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her? 

@Jack Antonoff is a God hi mom x

[Dark Angel 204,383]

Just now, plastiscguy said:

 

What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her? 

@Jack Antonoff is a God hi mom x

 

like a true underdog

[The Siren 30,529]

2 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

 

What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her? 

@Jack Antonoff is a God hi mom x

she could be anywhere 

what if shes one of the first accounts that still regularly post 

[Dark Angel 204,383]

lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it... 

[plastiscguy 63,444]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it... 

 

And the biggest teaser, attention seeker of them all. She's constantly teasing songs and stuff that never gets released  a truly reverse warholian experience!

[honeybadger 40,622]

lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along 

[The Siren 30,529]

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it... 

poor Cher 

imagine the unreleased collection that she has that no one has 

[Dark Angel 204,383]

i'm lana 

[The Siren 30,529]

Just now, honeybadger said:

lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along 

plot twist she posts under any of these accounts 

@Lana

 

@Lana Del Rey

@Lizzy Grant

@Elizabeth Grant

 

 

or any of their variants 

[Dark Angel 204,383]

Just now, The Siren said:

plot twist she posts under any of these accounts 

@Lana

 

@Lana Del Rey

@Lizzy Grant

@Elizabeth Grant

 

 

or any of their variants 

 

why does @Lizzy Grant feel suspicious... i think we've found her 

[plastiscguy 63,444]

2 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along 

 

@Elle release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom! 

[DeluluKing 7,273]

Just now, plastiscguy said:

 

@Elle release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom! 

No it's me. Lana Del Rey is DeluluKing

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG...

[Dark Angel 204,383]

if we keep talking about this, lana will worry we'll figure her out and post the tracklist so we stop talking about it 

[plastiscguy 63,444]

1 minute ago, The Siren said:

plot twist she posts under any of these accounts 

@Lana

 

@Lana Del Rey

@Lizzy Grant

@Elizabeth Grant

 

 

or any of their variants 

 

Don't forget about @IanadeIrey 

[honeybadger 40,622]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

i'm lana 

 

you say you’re from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe) there’s a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraska’s got you in a haze… i don’t know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaa  i confirm this conspiracy. 

[plastiscguy 63,444]

1 minute ago, CinnamonGay said:

I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG...

 

Are you gonna show us what that cinnamon roll can do?