Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Rorman Nockwell 57,289]

God help that poor man.

 

Maybe she might become a widow?

 

The stress of all that hanging over his head and all might kill him or he may slip into a food coma after a big lasagna dinner or something and decide to never wake up because it's not worth the trouble arguing anymore. Would be a much cleaner break confidentiality wise. That's usually what happens when they want to get rid of a character in a series. Could happen you never really know. 

James Franco, is that you?

[Doll Harlow 12,373]

God help that poor man.

 

Maybe she might become a widow?

 

The stress of all that hanging over his head and all might kill him or he may slip into a food coma after a big lasagna dinner or something and decide to never wake up because it's not worth the trouble arguing anymore. Would be a much cleaner break confidentiality wise. That's usually what happens when they want to get rid of a character in a series. Could happen you never really know. 

 

girl what

[Rorman Nockwell 57,289]

girl what

I'm not sure why you only bolded that bit; the entire post made me LMAO

[takeitdoen 10,629]

God help that poor man.

 

Maybe she might become a widow?

 

The stress of all that hanging over his head and all might kill him or he may slip into a food coma after a big lasagna dinner or something and decide to never wake up because it's not worth the trouble arguing anymore. Would be a much cleaner break confidentiality wise. That's usually what happens when they want to get rid of a character in a series. Could happen you never really know.

 

I don't know who you are, but you're my favourite new member. What an entrance you QUEEN!

[TheHardestWhite 1,258]

ahhhh she acknowledged nicki minaj!!!!!!!!!

 

Just wait till twitter finds this 

[Miss Treat 14]

Overalls it is then.

 

[Miss Treat 14]

Her kids are crying out to be fed and she just pops her head in view of their crib and she just sticks her tongue out at them.

 

It's been 10 days since she fed her children anything what kind of mother are you Lana?

 

Plus what if we don't like sushi? 

 

 

okay, that explains it or maybe not. 

 

 

No don't give them second hand used gum ewww.

[Miss Treat 14]

Maybe she had a slight accident with the kingsford charcoal because she was vaping at the time?

 

 

 

Stop focusing on her eyebrows and flannels she's probably doing it to teach everyone an important lesson or something. 

 

You never know she could be doing all this to drive everyone insaner. 

 

Sincerely,

Lana Del KINGsford.

[IanadeIrey 62,159]

Her kids are crying out to be fed and she just pops her head in view of their crib and she just sticks her tongue out at them.

 

It's been 10 days since she fed her children anything what kind of mother are you Lana?

 

Plus what if we don't like sushi? 

 

 

okay, that explains it or maybe not. 

 

 

No don't give them second hand used gum ewww.

Where is this picture of her from?

[Miss Treat 14]

What happens to her eyebrow? :/

 

"BroWIFI" malfunction.

Where is this picture of her from?

 

my phone. 

[IanadeIrey 62,159]

"BroWIFI" malfunction.

 

 

 

my phone.

 

 

But from where did you manage to get it onto your phone?

[BlueRibbonSparklerBaby 100]

But from where did you manage to get it onto your phone?

It's from a video call she recently did with Chuck and one of her friends.

[Miss Treat 14]

But from where did you manage to get it onto your phone?

No, actually my picture is different look harder "IanadeIrey."

 

 

I think I would know too!

[PARADIXO 33,305]

But from where did you manage to get it onto your phone?

 

ljfndlsjfnsl

[IanadeIrey 62,159]

ljfndlsjfnsl

LMFAO I was NOT gonna quit like that. Period.

[Lustformoney 41,577]

Just because the cover is "meaningful" doesnt mean its good. Nfr cover was tacky with that dude, the colors and the tragic font

[GeminiLanaFan 49,755]

Just because the cover is "meaningful" doesnt mean its good. Nfr cover was tacky with that dude, the colors and the tragic font

I honestly was expecting a selfie with the way she handled the pre-release. I love its bright colours and love the font, which is very comic book (and that whole year before release was a big joke, so it fits in a very ironic way I guess). That cover is reminiscent of the LFl trailer, filled with hints of elements of the songs.

[West Coast 45,904]

Just because the cover is "meaningful" doesnt mean its good. Nfr cover was tacky with that dude, the colors and the tragic font

 

I honestly don't really care how many things she tried to stuff in there. I would agree that easter eggs typa shit are cool, but the album cover, while cute, was just tragic to me. 

[Chestnut Fox Sexy Jesus 3,026]

I always thought it's meant in an endearing way. I mean of course it's an insult but I thought it meant even though he objectively isn't good, she loves all his faults and she can't help but have those feelings for him even though she knows it's not good for her. Subjectively, she prefers him despite his flaws.

I read it as in she’s telling herself to stop waiting for someone she deems perfect to come her way that may never arrive and rather just settle for him which is what most people do when they’re older and more mature it’s honest but also kinda wtf lol

[daphnedinkley 13,985]

I think her best quiet diss lyric is “why wait for the best when I could have you” - that is such a petty thing to say to someone like I would legit get depressed if someone said that to me lol

 

I used to dislike this line, but now I love it cause I view it as just super sarcastic - like oh yea, why on earth would I wait for someone nice and caring and perfect for me when I could have a fcking loser like you   hahaha like you say its such a quiet diss I love it!!