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24 minutes ago, Glitter Boy said:

My boyfriend tested positive for COVID

It don't matter, we've been kissing

So whatever he has I have

I can't cry

:toofunny: 

 

like I like Peppers but those lines are insufferable :thumb2: 

what's funny to me is how unapologetically unserious these lyrics are. Imagine if this was released back on 2020/2021, people would be cancelling her, lmao.

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Bitch, it's King Kong, yes, it's King Kong
Bitch, it's King Kong, this is Kin' Kong
Chinese ink on, Siamese links on
Call me 2 Chainz, name go ding-dong
Bitch, it's King Kong, yes, I'm King Kong
This is King Kong? Yes, Miss King Kong
In my kingdom with my Timbs on
(How many championships?) What? Six rings on

:bliss:

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  1. I fall asleep in an American flag / I wear my diamonds on Skid Row 
  2. Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla iceys / Don't treat me rough, treat me really niceys
  3. He used to call me DN (that stood for Deadly Nightshade)
  4. Down on the West Coast, they've got their icons / Their silver starlets, their queens of Saigons 
  5. All the Colombians like, "Yayo"
  6. Baby, you're so ghetto 

 

These always make me laugh but I adore them


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.。*゚+.*.。𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷'

𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓻...゚+..。*゚+

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11 hours ago, taco truck said:

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.

Greatest verse of all time actually

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13 hours ago, babetteateoatmeal said:

honestly the entirety of peppers has me laughing sometimes because of how gaudy the lyrics are :blush: still iconic tho

 

I agree. Especially the Angelina Jolie verse. 

 

And, I'm sorry, but the first verse coming to my mind as answer to this question is about pepsi cola, lol. 


It was expensive watch it 

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Grandfather, please stand on the shoulders of my father

While he’s deep-sea fishing for sharks in the Pacific

 

I don’t think I’ll ever forget how ridiculous I thought this line was the first time I read it. :silly:


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43 minutes ago, kuntsugi said:

noooo this is iconic 😭

Ridiculous is NOT a bad thing to me Cola in its entirety is genius


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.。*゚+.*.。𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷'

𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓻...゚+..。*゚+

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