Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[honey dew 11,795]

18 minutes ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

Not Courtney (i'm sorry but its hilarious to me that lana's unoffensive milquetoast cover of TMHCR infuriated Cpurtney love so hard she unstanned)

She unstanned?

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,785]

12 minutes ago, honey dew said:

She unstanned?

not entirely. She still has a lot of nice things to say about her in Courtney Love's Women. She was asked about Taylor Swift and thrashed her for being "meaningless". She also mentioned that she hasn't liked lana's music since hearing her John Denver cover but also said part of the reason she took a break from lana's music is that it was too influential for her, changing her own sound too much (as she is currently recording an album I could see that being an issue). So while I wouldn't call it a nothingburger I would still say the media has blown it out of proportion. I do think it'll be funny to see all the swifties become kurt truthers because she dared say the sun doesn't shine out of taylor swift's derriere.  Courtney also didn't care for Bored Bannisters so its possible it's just a phase and she'll be comparing her to The Beatles again in like 6 months. When you stan a mad poetess anything is possible.

[Lanaparadiserey 23,703]

15 minutes ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

not entirely. She still has a lot of nice things to say about her in Courtney Love's Women. She was asked about Taylor Swift and thrashed her for being "meaningless". She also mentioned that she hasn't liked lana's music since hearing her John Denver cover but also said part of the reason she took a break from lana's music is that it was too influential for her, changing her own sound too much (as she is currently recording an album I could see that being an issue). So while I wouldn't call it a nothingburger I would still say the media has blown it out of proportion. I do think it'll be funny to see all the swifties become kurt truthers because she dared say the sun doesn't shine out of taylor swift's derriere.  Courtney also didn't care for Bored Bannisters so its possible it's just a phase and she'll be comparing her to The Beatles again in like 6 months. When you stan a mad poetess anything is possible.

Where did she say all of this?

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,190]

24 minutes ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

not entirely. She still has a lot of nice things to say about her in Courtney Love's Women. She was asked about Taylor Swift and thrashed her for being "meaningless". She also mentioned that she hasn't liked lana's music since hearing her John Denver cover but also said part of the reason she took a break from lana's music is that it was too influential for her, changing her own sound too much (as she is currently recording an album I could see that being an issue). So while I wouldn't call it a nothingburger I would still say the media has blown it out of proportion. I do think it'll be funny to see all the swifties become kurt truthers because she dared say the sun doesn't shine out of taylor swift's derriere.  Courtney also didn't care for Bored Bannisters so its possible it's just a phase and she'll be comparing her to The Beatles again in like 6 months. When you stan a mad poetess anything is possible.

Boy how i’m resisting to say awful things.

 

edit: I know it’s insensitive tho so I’m not gonna say it.

 

edit/2: now I feel bad, I apologize.

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,190]

@Liz Taylor Bluesany predictions for lasso?

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,785]

5 minutes ago, DemonMic2003 said:

@Liz Taylor Bluesany predictions for lasso?

it will be more western than country..... if that makes any sense

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,190]

Just now, Liz Taylor Blues said:

it will be more western than country..... if that makes any sense

Oooo that’d be cool, also apologies about what I said about Courtney in my former post. I had typed something out then when I was trying to edit it it posted. 😭 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,785]

Just now, DemonMic2003 said:

Oooo that’d be cool, also apologies about what I said about Courtney in my former post. I had typed something out then when I was trying to edit it it posted. 😭 

lol i didn't even see it lmao.... Back on topic I think Lasso will be a very 1970's album in both aesthetic and sonically. So look at both the popular country music of that era but also the regular pop culture for insight to what Lana's going for. I've been feeling 70's revival in the zeitgeist since 2022 and I feel it very strongly in this album. I feel folk western blues and jazz more in this album than country.....but country doesn't feel wrong per say. It IS country it's just a throwback. Lana said Make Country Music Great Again.     It is what country music used to be. So who knows if the country music GP will like it or not. It could really swing massively in either direction. This could be her biggest album since BTD or an absolute train wreck. I'm so excited.

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,190]

6 minutes ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

lol i didn't even see it lmao.... Back on topic I think Lasso will be a very 1970's album in both aesthetic and sonically. So look at both the popular country music of that era but also the regular pop culture for insight to what Lana's going for. I've been feeling 70's revival in the zeitgeist since 2022 and I feel it very strongly in this album. I feel folk western blues and jazz more in this album than country.....but country doesn't feel wrong per se. It IS country it's just a throwback. Lana said Make Country Music Great Again.     It is what country music used to be. So who knows if the country music GP will like it or not. It could really swing massively in either direction. This could be her biggest album since BTD or an absolute train wreck. I'm so excited.

This!, all this!

[Stoned Mary in the Garden 6,802]

1 hour ago, honey dew said:

She unstanned?

Courtney is literally an lolcow her opinion matters as much as a toddler’s opinion of music 

[honey dew 11,795]

30 minutes ago, Stoned Mary in the Garden said:

Courtney is literally an lolcow her opinion matters as much as a toddler’s opinion of music 

I don't really have an opinion of Courtney I was just wondering what happened to make her unstan cuz as far as I knew she was as much swimming pool glimmering darling as the rest of us

[never2heaven 6,786]

3 hours ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

She also mentioned that she hasn't liked lana's music since hearing her John Denver cover but also said part of the reason she took a break from lana's music is that it was too influential for her, changing her own sound too much (as she is currently recording an album I could see that being an issue).

i’ll never be able to hate courtney because live through this was so important to me as a teenager but this is her problem w everyone. she’s very hateful and can’t swallow that she ruined her own career 

[Thats why they call me Dita 10,065]

5 months to go and not even a mention of this album yet 

[Dreamboy 1,606]

59 minutes ago, Thats why they call me Dita said:

5 months to go and not even a mention of this album yet 

It’s coming you little bitch 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,244]

1 hour ago, Thats why they call me Dita said:

5 months to go and not even a mention of this album yet 

And I do hope that when she starts the era officially that it won’t be too long before we get the album. Long pre-releases bring out the worst in us. 
And strategy-wise, it’s better for her to wait until summer: spring is packed with releases by major female artists. The lead to Lasso could go very much unnoticed if released during this high-season.

[LanaBalkana 6,736]

5 hours ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

Not Courtney (i'm sorry but its hilarious to me that lana's unoffensive milquetoast cover of TMHCR infuriated Cpurtney love so hard she unstanned)

Whaaat? What did I miss?

edit: just read the explanation above. 

[audreysdance 3,381]

i need the entire lasso era to be in this aesthetic 

 

[Thunder Revenant 20,961]

This will be CoCC all over again. Earliest date for Lasso is probably March 2025

[Venice Peach 54,337]

Even if it's still coming this year I prefer to not have the album teased again unless there's a single coming in like... less than a month. 

 

NFR had constant snippets and singles and Chemtrails/BB(RCS) were announced with close dates so even if it wasn't realistic we still were looking forward and waiting for a preorder almost daily 

 

It's been more than 2 months (I think) from the Lasso mention and Henry snippet and it feels way less (at least to me) cause we're not reminded every other week that it's coming with no official date 

 

I wouldn't mind a buzz single in May with a preorder in June tho 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,110]

random single in May

preorder in June + lead single

July new single & music video

August new single & homemade music video

September new single + music video

 

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