Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

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57 minutes ago, Without You said:

We should just have a m*****e slander thread atp cause 

 

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Thank you @Rorman Nockwell for this iconic thread

 

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https://twitter.com/josephstear/status/1790443351231066558?t=J4gWEt1MdpmBWE4ILTZICg&s=19

 

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37 minutes ago, shadesofblue said:

 

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Thank you @Rorman Nockwell for this iconic thread

 

 

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21 minutes ago, ever said:

https://twitter.com/josephstear/status/1790443351231066558?t=J4gWEt1MdpmBWE4ILTZICg&s=19

 

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This is an amazing Nancy Drew moment Lana lent her the boots after they recorded their collab together? So Quavo, Kasey Musgraves, perhaps Billie eyelid? Something with a little spice? Something with a little floppage but is ultimately sweet?

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1 hour ago, shadesofblue said:

 

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36 minutes ago, baddisease said:

 

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 I’m not really a fan of hers anymore, but I do admire how hard you ride for Melanie. I don’t hate you though, just fooling around <3

 

10 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

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It felt fitting 

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I feel like the Lust for Life framework for collabs could work for Lasso - having one legend and then a few of your own peers. 
 

Quavo, Kacey Musgraves, Orville Peck, Nikki Lane, and Dolly Parton would be my picks for the album based on what makes sense realistically and what I would hope for from a country duet.

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No one cares for a Melanie collab, it isn't 2010 anymore. 

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20 minutes ago, Coney Island King said:

No one cares for a Melanie collab, it isn't 2010 anymore. 

 

You know damn well that I care.

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On 5/13/2024 at 5:11 AM, Chanele said:

Ok so IF we get Lasso

 

what are rhe chances of her actually doing a world tour.

 

like proper tour in stadiums…. Not festivals or one-offs.

honestly I kinda like the small venues thing but only if she comes somewhere near my state this time

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yep lasso is going to be LFL 2.0 cus Lana is dragging people online again

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48 minutes ago, Pink Flamingo said:

 

yep lasso is going to be LFL 2.0 cus Lana is dragging people online again

emphatically love that for her

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2 hours ago, Pink Flamingo said:

 

yep lasso is going to be LFL 2.0 cus Lana is dragging people online again

Love that she censored shit but didn’t censor fuck

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4 hours ago, Pink Flamingo said:

 

yep lasso is going to be LFL 2.0 cus Lana is dragging people online again

She's hinting a Missy Elliot collab 

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Right now my hope for Lasso is that a magazine she does includes a lengthy quote from Dolly Parton talking about her. I don’t know that Dolly really does promo like that, but just last year we got David Lynch and John Waters quoted so anything’s possible…🤞🤞

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3 hours ago, Pink Champagne said:

Love that she censored shit but didn’t censor fuck

Probably using text to voice or something lmao😭

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7 hours ago, Pink Flamingo said:

 

yep lasso is going to be LFL 2.0 cus Lana is dragging people online again

 

Is this real omg?

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11 hours ago, Coney Island King said:

No one cares for a Melanie collab, it isn't 2010 anymore. 

some people are still stuck in 2015 and want a lana / marina / melanie / halsey collab 

 

7 minutes ago, SalvaWHORE said:

 

Is this real omg?

yes it’s real ☠️ this is the link to the post https://www.instagram.com/p/C69bvRyIhzd/?igsh=eTdpN3JjMXcxeWF0

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29 minutes ago, cherrytropico said:

 

yes it’s real ☠️ this is the link to the post https://www.instagram.com/p/C69bvRyIhzd/?igsh=eTdpN3JjMXcxeWF0

 

it seems like they deleted her comments lol

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why people hate melanie so much? like i don't yearn for a collab but i used to listen to her when i was in my mid-teens but now...not really anymore. i haven't listened to portals as well. but i still don't understand the hate, her music can be weird for someone but is it worth hating? also lana follows like many other musicians as well but that doesn't mean that she'll collab with them. over this month she has followed like 10 country musicians, i'm actually surprised that none of the notorious country haters here haven't started worrying about that lmaooo

3 hours ago, violettiaras said:

Right now my hope for Lasso is that a magazine she does includes a lengthy quote from Dolly Parton talking about her. I don’t know that Dolly really does promo like that, but just last year we got David Lynch and John Waters quoted so anything’s possible…🤞🤞

i saw the name david lynch and started immediately thinking that if lana collabed with david lynch, 75% of my life problems would disappear. but about what you said - a dolly quote would be really cute

17 minutes ago, SalvaWHORE said:

it seems like they deleted her comments lol

you know it's embarrassing as fuck when you delete comments (unless Lana deleted them herself) written by a person you've dedicated a whole fanpage for and it was probably also their first time noticed by Lana, they definitely shit their pants when they saw this lol