Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Cake Bush 436]

i need this to be Lana's white trash era. crocodiles. swamps. mature men's body odor after a hot day working tirelessly in the sun. cheap domestic beer. porch swings. you know?

[NikoGo 60,800]

1 hour ago, 111 said:

 

blackoutzone was bored over at atrl and came for a quick holiday 

supreme insider behavior tbh 

[Thats why they call me Dita 9,765]

9 minutes ago, Cake Bush said:

i need this to be Lana's white trash era. crocodiles. swamps. mature men's body odor after a hot day working tirelessly in the sun. cheap domestic beer. porch swings. you know?

AKA rerelease incoming 

[Lasso 13,198]

25 minutes ago, Sportscruiser said:

So I had this dream Lasso was entirely produced by The Caretaker

 

how did it come up in the dream? someone told you? you read the credits on spotify? or read the vinyl booklet? 

[DCooper 36,916]

1 hour ago, grandpas glass said:

that seems so unrealistic now, since she wants to release two singles before that

 

well yes 

[ivory almond 15,642]

guys all they said was that they didn't see the title "Henry, Come On" on the list of songs, but that could just be because the song isn't titled "Henry, Come On." We didn't know the title for "Candy Necklace" for a while.

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 8,832]

I feel confident she will release a single in September I really do. 

 

Spoiler

I think 

 

[missingmissdaytona 30]

Do we think she'll stick to the title Lasso even? And why are people saying southern gothic now... i feel like that was never her style

[Pink Champagne 9,480]

10 minutes ago, missingmissdaytona said:

Do we think she'll stick to the title Lasso even? And why are people saying southern gothic now... i feel like that was never her style

She mentioned it in her Vogue interview recently 

[barttttender 4,965]

9 hours ago, Bluelake said:

Fine China with new southern gothic production, as a single, accompanied by a MV shot on film.

 

Not sure to Fine China being on Lasso. Let's have a record jam-packed with new songs like we had with OB. 

 

Big no to it being a single. It would flop even more than Let Me Love You Like a Woman or Candy Necklace did.

 

Basically, that song belongs on Blue Banisters, or any upcoming recycle-themed record ala Blue Banisters.

[Lustformoney 41,443]

7 hours ago, Pink Champagne said:

She mentioned it in her Vogue interview recently 

She didn’t actually, it was the interviewer

[dexter 2,118]

Ave María and Fine China need to be on Lasso I’ve now convinced myself that lasso is the next coming of tropico 

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

Having dreams about an album that hasn't even been officially announced and of which we know little or nothing shows how mentally ill we all are here.

[Olympia 4,420]

11 hours ago, 111 said:

wtf is a jinn

 

I'm wondering lots of people here wonder. You surely already heard of a "genie in a bottle" I guess? Most might also know the Aladdine movies!? That blue creature is called a genie (just various ways how to write on Latin letters), even though this kind of genie might be a bit different from the original meaning. But I guess the "insider" had indeed this wish-offering kind of genies in mind. 

8 hours ago, ivory almond said:

guys all they said was that they didn't see the title "Henry, Come On" on the list of songs, but that could just be because the song isn't titled "Henry, Come On." We didn't know the title for "Candy Necklace" for a while.

 

I kept on repeating this but people don't listen/read 😅

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

17 hours ago, JinnWithin said:

It’s a WTF-moment

It's a wtf moment cus that's gonna be our reaction when it turns out to be nikki lame

[reyner 781]

29 minutes ago, Pink Flamingo said:

 nikki lame

[barttttender 4,965]

29 minutes ago, Pink Flamingo said:

It's a wtf moment cus that's gonna be our reaction when it turns out to be nikki lame

 

 

nicki gave us Prettiest Girl in Country Music. Have you not heard that song?

 

The bashing stops today. Fanksss

[Placid 81]

Dear Lanaboards,

  I recently got to listen to the Lasso album and i have to say that you all are gonna be shocked with some things. You can ask me questions and i’m going to answer them until 5pm est. I’m not an insider i’m just a lana fan who was lucky enough to know the right people.

The only thing i’m saying for now is that the things Jinn said to you are completely fake. 

[EstelsDream 581]

5 minutes ago, Placid said:

Dear Lanaboards,

  I recently got to listen to the Lasso album and i have to say that you all are gonna be shocked with some things. You can ask me questions and i’m going to answer them until 5pm est. I’m not an insider i’m just a lana fan who was lucky enough to know the right people.

The only thing i’m saying for now is that the things Jinn said to you are completely fake. 

Now whos this 

[takeyourselftosleep 1,485]

6 minutes ago, Placid said:

Dear Lanaboards,

  I recently got to listen to the Lasso album and i have to say that you all are gonna be shocked with some things. You can ask me questions and i’m going to answer them until 5pm est. I’m not an insider i’m just a lana fan who was lucky enough to know the right people.

The only thing i’m saying for now is that the things Jinn said to you are completely fake. 

okay question 1 provide evidence that we can trust you