Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[shadesofblue 16,950]

My step uncle who is Lana’s second half cousin said lasso is going to be southern gothic honky-tonk blues Appalachian bluegrass folk americana psychedelic surf trip-hop rock jazzy pop country🙏🏻 hope this helps

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,854]

10 minutes ago, shadesofblue said:

My step uncle who is Lana’s second half cousin said lasso is going to be southern gothic honky-tonk blues folk americana psychedelic surf trip-hop rock jazzy pop country🙏🏻 hope this helps

are you mocking my dutch wife? She is ex model very hot and I am super heterosexual hillsong ex homo cantor

[AnW 267]

I could really see a reworked version of Dragonslayer on Lasso. Add a few funky guitar strums in the background like James Fords version on Fine China and there ya go!

[ShadesOfViolence 6,694]

3 hours ago, GaboSpaceCowboy said:

Last night I dreamt that Lana revealed the tracklist, I don't remember all the songs, but some of them were:

 

- I see... S.

- Troubled Waters

- Knight

 

I can't remember more, but I do remember that there was no title track. 

troubled waters is country version of Dragonslayer!! We won

[shadesofblue 16,950]

4 minutes ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

are you mocking my dutch wife? She is ex model very hot and I am super heterosexual hillsong ex homo cantor

Well my step uncle is also Lana’s grandfathers ex pastors son so I think we know who the real insider is 
 

Spoiler

I’m sorry hope ur not serious, I’m joking and very sleep deprived

 

[Thats why they call me Dita 10,281]

3 hours ago, WaitForLife said:

How can we live without "A Lasso 'round my neck" as a title track 

Are you suggesting lasso is just short for the actual title? 

[Three White Butterflies 27,492]

she should post something Lasso related today 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

When Lasso sounds like an invite

[Embach 45,120]

4 hours ago, GaboSpaceCowboy said:

Last night I dreamt that Lana revealed the tracklist, I don't remember all the songs, but some of them were:

 

- I see... S.

- Troubled Waters

- Knight

 

I can't remember more, but I do remember that there was no title track. 

I think I know the reason for Knight 

[never2heaven 6,809]

3 hours ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

The date will pass and she'll be radio silent until at least March 2025 when she drops the first single and pre order for a summer 2025 release

imagining her releasing american standards and classics before we even get a snippet of lasso 

[ShadesOfViolence 6,694]

36 minutes ago, Thats why they call me Dita said:

Are you suggesting lasso is just short for the actual title? 

ouuu i think it is probably!!! 

[Cult Leader 5,657]

a single please? spare a single ma'am? please a single?

 

[Venice Peach 54,376]

I trust her approximate date this time. It's far away enough that it feels realistic and it wasn't an impulsive reaction like Chemtrails or RCS that were announced while defending herself from controversies and stuff 

[Thats why they call me Dita 10,281]

15 minutes ago, ShadesOfViolence said:

ouuu i think it is probably!!! 

A lasso ‘round my neck would completely change the theme of this record 

 

went from yeehaw to idontwannaliiiiiiiive 

[mrborntolose 9,992]

when Lasso is a hot muddy trap country red dead redemption core masterpiece 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 9,496]

Surely, someone knows something

[jealous girl 2,228]

My cat who is penpals with Lana’s cat Niko said that Lasso is short for Let a Siren Song Out and it’s actually a rerelease of Sirens

 

[Let the Light In 18,864]

1 minute ago, jealous girl said:

My cat who is penpals with Lana’s cat Niko said that Lasso is short for Let a Siren Song Out and it’s actually a rerelease of Sirens

 

Are they reliable? 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,399]

3 hours ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

She does this practically every album cycle, which is why i'm surprised people are still falling for it. I don't think Lana is straight up lying though, in her mind she wants to release it in September and hopes to, but her label have other plans.. and probably don't expect her to be blurting out random dates before checking with them first

OB was a big improvement on that regard: album title with lead and preorder, no BS date… apparently it was the exception to the rule 

[Venice Peach 54,376]

I wonder if the record is going to be moody or happy and upbeat. Probably both but I can see her giving us a couple of bops (Lana style of course)