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18 minutes ago, World At War said:

 

honestly, this is what i expect from a country record. a short tracklist, collaborations with friends and family, americana themes, a cover of a classic... so knowing lana this is now a trap record with eighteen tracks, seven different features and lyrics about the korean war

Not gonna lie I'd eat both "album scenarios" up :true:


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20 minutes ago, World At War said:

 

honestly, this is what i expect from a country record. a short tracklist, collaborations with friends and family, americana themes, a cover of a classic... so knowing lana this is now a trap record with eighteen tracks, seven different features and lyrics about the korean war

Exactly!

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1 hour ago, Candy Necklace said:

on June 7, 2021 Kamala Harris infamously said "Do Not Come" which quickly became an internet meme

6 months later on December 4, 2021 Lana wore a Jacket with a DNC patch on it at the Variety Hitmaker awards, where she said she wants to collaborate with Migos
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3 years later on June 27th, the first presidential debate happens and it's not looking good for Biden. A day later Lana Del Rey announces her collaboration with Quavo from Migos- which she hinted at wearing the DNC jacket  3.5 years ago. July 4th, 2024, Lana Del Rey releases Tough, filled with American/patriotic symbolism. A week later Joe Biden drops out of the presidential race and Kamala Harris is announced as the democratic candidate. Kamala Harris will announce Lasso at the DNC confirmed!! :ajay:

 

kamala harris edging femdom queen

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no to i talk to jesus on any album, keep that thing far away from it

 

here's my made up tracklist for funsies :yass:

 

Lasso

1. Lasso

2. His Cowgirl is Gone (henry retitled)

3. In the Mountains, Your Girl Still Writes Her Songs (Feat. Dolly Parton)

4. Bridges I've Never Crossed - But Burned

5. Stupid For Being So Happy

6. Zodiac + Killer Interlude/Outro

7. John Wayne Never Cried - And Neither Have I

8. The Stars Are The Same Above Hollywood And Tennessee

9. Submit Your Statements, My Lawyer is Calling

10. Tireswing

11. Fully Loaded

12. Rodeo Nights

13. Still Scared of the Woman Who Raised Me

DLX

14. Stand By Your Man

15. Do Right

16. Walkin After Midnight

17. Three Cigarettes In An Ashtray

 


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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Why does “has anyone else died for you” actually match the sound of the song from the Fenway intro 

 

like maybe it’s cos you can sing that in the same timing as the “past present future I see in you”


like a dream, you glide on the water 

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and like a star, I shine from the shore 

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6 minutes ago, Thats why they call me Dita said:

Why does “has anyone else died for you” actually match the sound of the song from the Fenway intro 

 

like maybe it’s cos you can sing that in the same timing as the “past present future I see in you”

what if "has anyone else died for you" is the opening line of lasso :lmaoney::faintdy::illumarina::mj::delulu:
 


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19 minutes ago, American Whore said:

no to i talk to jesus on any album, keep that thing far away from it

 

here's my made up tracklist for funsies :yass:

 

Lasso

1. Lasso

2. His Cowgirl is Gone (henry retitled)

3. In the Mountains, Your Girl Still Writes Her Songs (Feat. Dolly Parton)

4. Bridges I've Never Crossed - But Burned

5. Stupid For Being So Happy

6. Zodiac + Killer Interlude/Outro

7. John Wayne Never Cried - And Neither Have I

8. The Stars Are The Same Above Hollywood And Tennessee

9. Submit Your Statements, My Lawyer is Calling

10. Tireswing

11. Fully Loaded

12. Rodeo Nights

13. Still Scared of the Woman Who Raised Me

DLX

14. Stand By Your Man

15. Do Right

16. Walkin After Midnight

17. Three Cigarettes In An Ashtray

 

OMG I NEED WALKIN ACTER MIDNIGHT (but only if its the slower version :pout:)

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1 hour ago, Embach said:

It wouldn't be a normal pre-release thread in LanaBoards without Twitter insiders, desperate ex-fans and Satanic summoning on one page :diva:

I’m crying 😭😭

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8 minutes ago, DCooper said:

They do say that no news is good news :aubrey:

 
The fact that the last ‘’’news’’’ we got was “Well jeez 🙄 what can I even say now 🙄” 


"Don’t forget me"

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1 minute ago, Candy Necklace said:

I have hope she'll say something at these next few shows, she did perform Tough and release it a couple weeks later after all

when she starts off the shows with the album date but the setlist is all new songs from lasso and she sings them yet nobody sings along because nobody knows them yet and she takes it as a sign to not release the album, then what :noparty:


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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1 minute ago, American Whore said:

when she starts off the shows with the album date but the setlist is all new songs from lasso and she sings them yet nobody sings along because nobody knows them yet and she takes it as a sign to not release the album, then what :noparty:

 

5 thousand people, dead silent

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1 hour ago, Lasso said:

 

5 thousand people, dead silent

the dead silence being people cheering 

50 minutes ago, Make me your Dream Life said:

So how are we flexing our brains in creatively making excuses today? 

She’s getting her beauty sleep for Europe and announcement after of course :oprah3: 


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my fake lasso tracklist

side A
1. preach to the road dust i kicked up in the night
2. lasso 
3. henry, come on
4. in god's time
5. alabama shoals
6. sunset remuda
7. california style reins ft. nikki lane
8. stand beside her
9. ...and guide her (interlude)

 

side B
10. hey blue baby
11. out with a bang
12. willow bends to the tempest
13. the moonbeam song (harry nilsson cover)
14. smokeless gunpowder
15. his ale
16. ex-glory
17. stand by your man
18. dude ranch x TJF (by ivory almond with ivory almond's official lyrics)

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