Lust For Life - Pre-Release Thread

[Jiggy 1,024]

Being a Lana fan in 2017 is so anticlimactic. I wouldn't care if the music was what she's capable of, but even that has been mostly disappointing so far.

 

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[GroupieLover 1,162]

What makes one ASSuME that all the newbees are new?

I've literally been a hardcore Lana stan since January of 2012, before BTD was even released. It wasn't until now that I wanted to join this site (for some reason).

[Beautiful Loser 46,065]

What makes one ASSuME that all the newbees are new?

Finally a post from you I can understand!

[electra 20,631]

I was hoping by 1,500 pages we would have the album.

 

My estimate will be 2,000 at this rate.

[TROPICUM 6,406]

Hi bbys I'm sorry for my breakdown hope everyone have an excellent day except for CDUniverse.com and the twink gay who dm them. <3

[Lustrouslines 5,188]

Can we all just agree to only get hopes up when she says something herself

This is actually good advice for all of us ♡ Thanks

[Beautiful Loser 46,065]

All right, I'm going to sleep now. See you all tomorrow! Try not to be too disappointed in the meantime! ❤️

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,014]

Can we all just agree to only get hopes up when she says something herself

Seeing as Lana refuses to even announce anything until 30 minutes before (or just entirely after) We'd never be hyped. Basically destroying the little excitement she has garnered for this album

[Nick Del Rey 5,225]

Can we all just agree to only get hopes up when she says something herself

 

maybe if she actually said something... but the past few songs she never even announced we found from other sources like this situation 

[American Bottom 16,237]

This is actually good advice for all of us ♡ Thanks

Anytime XO

[expandableclitoris 9,087]

My pussy is cleaving, I WANT THAT SONG A$AP!!

[Intriguing Penguin 867]

Does this mean LFL will be pushed back too.

[American Bottom 16,237]

And yea, I agree she barely ever said anything this whole era, but we only have 3 weeks guys. We can take everything with a grain of salt until then..

[Beatrix 228]

Let's spam Ben's Instagram telling him 

they can keep the album

we don't want it anymore

[Lustrouslines 5,188]

Does this mean LFL will be pushed back too.

If she pushes back Lust For Life my birthday cake is going to have a dildo planted on that smiling face of hers

Lanas expression when she saw the Summer Bummer single cover

[kitschesque 9,863]

Inb4 the album is a lie and it simply doesn't exist and July 21 refers to Neil Armstrong walking on the Moon

[gogodancer 1,524]

Let's spam Ben's Instagram telling him 

they can keep the album

we don't want it anymore

OR we could fucking wait dang

[electra 20,631]

Let's spam Ben's Instagram telling him 

they can keep the album

we don't want it anymore

What happens when we do this:

 

- Ben's Instagram gets spammed

- Ben logs on to LB

- Ben receives dick sucking threats

- Ben logs off

- Ben calls Elle

- Elle smacks us

- LB potentially get shut down because let's face it they probably have no patience for us anymore

- We don't get summer bummer

[Lustrouslines 5,188]

Lanas expression when seeing the Summer Bummer single cover / release date

[LAman 3,220]

Maybe the tracklist we got isn't final. Maybe there's no Summer Bummer.