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So let's see where we're at.
 
Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP
Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate.
Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time.
Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth!
It's all so clear to me now.

I know it's hard to keep up sometimes.
 
I need to do an after post disclaimer:
What goes on in Lana's personal life or with her family is really none of my business and I certainly wish no harm to her mother.

So let's see where we're at.
 
Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP
Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate.
Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time.
Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth!
It's all so clear to me now.

So let's see where we're at.
 
Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP
Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate.
Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time.
Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth!
It's all so clear to me now.

So let's see where we're at.
 
Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP
Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate.
Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time.
Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth!
It's all so clear to me now.

I know it's hard to keep up sometimes.
 
I need to do an after post disclaimer:
What goes on in Lana's personal life or with her family is really none of my business and I certainly wish no harm to her mother.

Thank you @@FredRed for the Cliffs Notes breakdown of the past few pages lol I can't keep up with all of the new conspiracies lol

Lana Del Rey is Tupac.

So let's see where we're at.
 
Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP
Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate.
Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time.
Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth!
It's all so clear to me now.

So let's see where we're at.
 
Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP
Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate.
Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time.
Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth!
It's all so clear to me now.

So let's see where we're at.
 
Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP
Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate.
Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time.
Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth!
It's all so clear to me now.

For the end of pride month bbys <3
 
 
I’ve posted covers on here before but this song is the song my father wants at his funeral so it’s very special to me. I’m on vacation at the moment so this has a lot of the ocean/waves in the background but I really liked how this sounded soooo tell me what you think!
 
Also the name doe came from a friend of mine, the first time I walked into my inpatient hospital she said she’d call me doe because I was small and I looked like a scared deer in headlights...still don’t know if that was a good thing but it stuck with me.

when lana adopts one of the starving kids in Yemen 

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

The album cover and the lyrics are not as important to me as Lana's voice!! She has some great lyrics and some clunky ones. Rhymes that you need to hold your breath and close your eyes to hear. But beyond all that is her God given voice. Obviously she is singing so her voice is showcased but I wish maybe they had a person brought in, a vocal coach or second producer just to focus on having Lana's voice shine through on every song. Not just tweak it in the studio but focus on it like it's an instrument. What do I know.
 
I just found this and am moved. take a listen. Maybe not the correct thread but enjoy anyway.
 

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

The album cover and the lyrics are not as important to me as Lana's voice!! She has some great lyrics and some clunky ones. Rhymes that you need to hold your breath and close your eyes to hear. But beyond all that is her God given voice. Obviously she is singing so her voice is showcased but I wish maybe they had a person brought in, a vocal coach or second producer just to focus on having Lana's voice shine through on every song. Not just tweak it in the studio but focus on it like it's an instrument. What do I know.
 
I just found this and am moved. take a listen. Maybe not the correct thread but enjoy anyway.
 

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

"Younger sister" looks like Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos fame. Or infamy. Just an observation, I'm sure she's a wonderful person.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Holmes#/media/File:Elizabeth_Holmes_2014_cropped.jpg

i think they kinda look alike? and i used an old lana picture bc it shows us how she looks with long blonde hair, and without any cosmetic work. i just think lana takes on some of her father's facial structure. 

Patty reading her posts like  

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

calling from beyond the grave i just wanna say,
 
hi MUM!

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

Ha-ha, YES!