TillTheEndOfTime

he has a deformed dick, i guess that's why he's permanently upset. 

Lead me to war with your brilliant erection

pawn shop blues tbh

Using tumblr edits to say they have been photographed together.... I give up

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Life doesn't always work out like you planned it
They say make lemonade out of lemons,
But I try and I just can't understand it

All this trying for no good reason
Man makes plans and God laughs
Why do I even bother to ask?

Well, once you and I, we were the king and queen of this town
It doesn't matter now, the sun is setting on our love
Bye, baby

Woah, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Life doesn't always work out like you planned it
They say make lemonade out of lemons,
But I tried and I can't understand it

All this begging for no good reason
Man makes plans and God laughs
Why do I even bother to ask?

Honey, once you and I, we were the king and queen of this town 
Doesn't matter now, sun is setting on our love
Bye-bye honey, baby

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

It doesn't matter what they say
Let's go do it anyway
Because you and I have an undying kind of love
You can be mine, I'll be yours
Come on baby

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Does this mean there'll be picture discs available to buy

I CAN WRITE PRETTY BIG BEAUTY QUEEN STYLE TOO LOL
 
AND I DO UNDERSTAND WHAT FREUD SAYS BUT YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND NOT ONLY WHAT FREUD SAYS BUT ALSO THE MEANING OF THE WORD/TERM POPULISM SINCE WHAT I WROTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE POLITICAL MOVEMENT THAT IS POPULISM
 
Populism is a political philosophy where adherents claim that they side with "the people" against "the elites". While for much of the twentieth century, populism was considered to be a political phenomenon mostly of Latin America and India, since the 1980s populist movements and parties have enjoyed degrees of success in First World democracies such as the United States of America, Canada, Italy, the Netherlands, and Scandinavian countries.

PM me Benny, we can sort something out

Don't know if you guys were keeping up to date on The Great Gatsby soundtrack & releases but the 2xLP comes out tomorrow!! There's an eBay listing right here. I just bought one. They're including all 17 tracks which means we have both versions of Young and Beautiful.
 
:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
 
Third Man Records already released a special gold & platinum edition which is going for like $400 now. WTF?! The label also says that they'll be releasing companion 7"s which HAD BETTER include Y&B. I need this in my life.
 

Don't know if you guys were keeping up to date on The Great Gatsby soundtrack & releases but the 2xLP comes out tomorrow!! There's an eBay listing right here. I just bought one. They're including all 17 tracks which means we have both versions of Young and Beautiful.
 
:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
 
Third Man Records already released a special gold & platinum edition which is going for like $400 now. WTF?! The label also says that they'll be releasing companion 7"s which HAD BETTER include Y&B. I need this in my life.
 

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I like the this is what makes us girls demo 2 better than the original. It couldve been a great single 

Is it us or do a lot of Lana Del Rey songs remind you of drinking? Sure, she ruined Pepsi with the idea that it takes like her vagina but other songs serve as great inspirations for cocktails that might just be perfect now that the weather is warming up. Even her new song (as heard in The Great Gatsby trailer) prompted a cocktail idea or two. If you ever wanted to throw a LDR-themed party, now’s the time to do it!
1. Grown-Up Cherry Cola

Inspiration: My p*ssy tastes like Pepsi Cola / My eyes are wide like cherry pies (“Cola”)
Recipe courtesy of Savvy Eat:

 
Ingredients Approximately 2 cups cola 1 ounce amaretto 2 ounces plain or spiced rum 1 maraschino cherry
Instructions Pour some of the cola into an ice cube tray and place in the freezer until hard. Place two to three cola ice cubes in the bottom of a tumbler. Add the amaretto and rum, then top off with cola. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.
2. Blue Velvet Martini

Inspiration: Shoe wore blue velvet / Bluer than velvet was the night (“Blue Velvet”)
Recipe courtesy of Beckabella Style Inspirations:

 
Ingredients 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1/4 oz. blue curacao Rose’s lime juice
Instructions Stir with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of lemon.
3. Beer Cocktail (aka The Cure)

Inspiration: Open up a beer / And you say, Get over here (“Video Games”)
Recipe courtesy of Epicurious:

 
Ingredients 2 cups ice cubes 2 tablespoons (1 ounce) Domaine de Canton ginger liqueur 10 tablespoons (5 ounces) light lager, such as Miller High Life 1 tablespoon (1/2 ounce) fresh lemon juice 5 (1-inch) pieces peeled fresh ginger cut into thin matchsticks
Instructions Fill 12-ounce cooler (or highball) glass with ice cubes. Add ginger liqueur, beer, and lemon juice and stir until combined. Garnish with ginger sticks.
4. Dew-Driver

Inspiration: Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City (“Diet Mountain Dew”)
Recipe courtesy of Bartender App:

 
Ingredients 2 shots Vodka Ice Mountain Dew
Instructions Fill Big Gulp with ice add Vodka and Mountain Dew.
5. Cognac and Vodka

Inspiration: Glass film, perfume, cognac, lilac (“Off To The Races”)
Recipe courtesy of Saveur:

 
Ingredients 1½ oz. dry vermouth, such as Noilly Prat 1 oz. cognac, such as Ferrand Ambre, Rémy Martin VSOP, or Hennessy Black 1 oz. vodka, such as Stolichnaya 1 dash Angostura bitters Twist of lemon peel
Instructions In a cocktail shaker filled with cracked ice, stir together vermouth, cognac, vodka, and bitters with a bar spoon until chilled, about 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass Garnish with lemon twist. 
 
6. Cinnamon Toast Cocktail

Inspiration: Now my life is sweet like cinnamon / Like a fucking dream I’m living in (“Radio”)
Recipe courtesy of The Slow Roasted Italian:

 
Ingredients 12 ounces Apple Cider, warmed 3 ounces Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum 1 tablespoon cinnamon 1 tablespoon sugar 1 cinnamon stick, to garnish
Instructions Combine the cinnamon and sugar on a plate that the rim of your glass will fit on. Wet the rim of your glass with the cider or rum. Spin the rim of your glass in the cinnamon sugar.   
7. Jim Morrison

Inspiration: No one’s gonna take my soul away / I’m living like Jim Morrison (“Gods & Monsters”)
Recipe courtesy of Bar None Drinks:

 
Ingredients 1 oz. Jagermeister 1 oz. Root Beer Schnapps  Coke
Instructions Mix the Jagermeister and Root Beer Schnapps over ice in an old fashioned glass. Top up with Coca Cola.
8. Atomic Champagne Cocktail

Inspiration: I don’t pop my cork for every man I see (“Big Spender”)
Recipe courtesy of Esquire:

 
Ingredients 1 1/2 ounces vodka 1 1/2 ounces brandy 1 teaspoon sherry 1 1/2 ounces Brut champagne
Instructions Stir the vodka, brandy, and sherry well with cracked ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass and add 1 1/2 to 2 ounces cold brut champagne.
9. Whiskey Fruit Punch

Inspiration: Could be kissing my fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine (“Lolita”)
Recipe courtesy of About.com:

 
Ingredients 2 parts Red Stag by Jim Beam™ Bourbon 1 part Strawberry Liqueur 0.5 part Passion Fruit Coulis or 1 part Passion Fruit Juice Champagne
Instructions Pour all but champagne into a punch bowl with large balls of ice have champagne on ice beside punch bowl. To serve, ladle mixture into champagne flutes and top with champagne. Garnish with a strawberry or lemon twist on the rim.
10. Soul Kiss

Inspiration: When I’ve got nothing but my aching soul? (“Young And Beautiful”)
Recipe courtesy of About.com:

 
Ingredients 1 1/2 oz whiskey 1 oz dry vermouth 3/4 oz orange juice 3/4 oz Dubonnet
Instructions Stir all the ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

A Dallas radio station interviewed Lana on the phone while she was in Brussels: http://www.kdge.com/pages/diva.html?feed=136969&article=11349400
 
Some highlights:
- She confirms that "Young and Beautiful" was written for The Great Gatsby and therefore eligible for awards and stuff.
- She talks about her influences, namely Kurt Cobain and Marilyn Monroe.
- She shows astonishment at the interviewer actually doing her homework.
- She literally says that she's planning a US tour. OUT LOUD.
- Said interviewer inquires about "Puppy Love", and Lana says she loves the song and (probably jokingly) that an album called The Leaked Sessions (or something) would be a good idea. Claiming her over 120 leaked songs were meant for other artists or later use.
 
So I guess "Gogo Dancer" was gonna come out in 2020. Huh, after all this time
She's laughing with us She doesn't hate her leaks that much #LeakMaha

Dig the landslide voting going on here! But of course dearest lola is very worthy and a key member in the LB community, if only for her second-biggest post whore status (hi ). But also for her boundless wit and her unamused avatar reflecting in all of her posts. Laugh cry puke and give it up for our most sassy jailbait...
 
Member of the Month: lola!
 


 

Long post I know!
 

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFIObTdAl4Q
 
So me and my best friend Leah have been obsessing Lana for over a good year, we've been waiting for the chance to see her live for ages but we've never had the luck or chance. Until the tour was announced, we got two standing tickets as soon as they were available back in November for the first London show and we vowed back then that we would be first in line.
 
And so on May 19th, we set off at 2am for the Hammersmith Apollo, I live fairly close so it wasn't a hard journey. We arrived, first in line as we expected and got ready for the long wait. By the time it reached 6pm and people were starting to get ready to move (doors opened at 7pm) we were knackered but excited. The door staff had already told us that knew how long we'd been there and told us a treat was on the way.
 
About 20 minutes later Rob and a woman who I presume to be Lana's assistant came out with about 20 signed Paradise - Special Editions and 1 lyric booklet. Leah managed to grab the lyric booklet and I got a copy of the special edition. We were so grateful and nearly sobbed there and then.
 
 
 
 
Then doors open and panic and chaos happens, people running and shoving to get to the front. Luckily we managed a front row position slightly to the right but a perfect view.
 
 
 
 
Kassidy came on, did their thing which I have to say I enjoyed a lot more than I thought I would. At the end of their set Barrie threw his guitar pick onto the front of the stage and I managed to get one of the security to give it to me. I wonder if he washed his hands before he touched it..
 
Then it was time for Lana! We screamed like absolute mentalists, which you'll be able to hear in the videos I post below. She was so so so good, words can't describe, we were shocked by her beauty, couldn't keep our eyes off her.
 
Favourites during the show were probably Ride, Born To Die, Summertime Sadness, Young & Beautiful, National Anthem, Video Games and Without You.
 
Ride, SS, Y&B and Without You had me crying, apparently I was on the big screen at one point..
 
And then during Video Games, something amazing happened. We decided to hold up our "Can We Have A Photo Please? <3" sign to see if we could get Lana's attention and we did! She saw it and winked at us!
 
You can see the wink here in this guy's video at 2:59 -
 

 
Then during National Anthem she came down as usual, interacted with the crowd and then finally got to us.
 
The conversation was something like this:
 
Us: Can we have a photo please?!
Lana: Sure!
Us: Can someone else take it..?
Lana: I'll take it!
*Lana takes phone, stands next to us and takes 3 selfies.*
Us: Thank you so much! We love you! We've been here since 2am waiting!
Lana: I know! I heard about you guys, thank you so much! I love you! *Hugs and kisses us.*
Us: Thank you! And thank you for the signed stuff earlier!
Lana: Oh you got them! Good! I'm glad!
 
And then she went, to the next person. We just stood there in absolute shock, not knowing what to do. But it happened! We finally did it after all that waiting!
 



 
MY VIDEOS:
 
Intro/Cola: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151369809436946&set=vb.715991945&type=3
Carmen: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151369862706946&set=vb.715991945&type=3
Without You (She stood at the front of the barrier for most of this!) https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151369177901946&set=vb.715991945&type=3&theater
American: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151371726526946&set=vb.715991945&type=3&theater
Young & Beautiful: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151372971021946&set=vb.715991945&type=3&theater
Ride: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151374757846946&set=vb.715991945&type=3&theater
Video Games / National Anthem: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151373066781946&set=vb.715991945&type=3&theater
Video Talking To Lana - You Can't Hear Or See Much But It Happened! I Think My Phone Went Into Her Sleeve... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151371526811946&set=vb.715991945&type=3&theater

Language, please.. Lizzy, I'll pray for you - and that disgusting mouth of yours.

I don't know in which way does it count but here it is. I only dare to share this because it received a nice amount of notes on Tumblr, so maybe you will like it too.
 
 
 

Just hand out dem Paradise edition albums at da drug clinic Lana and all of dem will be so much happier x.

Congratulations on posting the most disgusting comment I've ever read! Have fun being banned, bye.  

your islamophobic rant is completely irrational and uncalled for

Never expected that position in USA

NO. NO. OMFG. PLEASE NO. I'M DYING. NO. I LOVED THE BOOK. AND I AM DYING FOR THE MOVIE. OMFG. AND NOW LANA IS ACTUALLY ON THE SOUNDTRACK. I'M GOING TO DIE FROM PERFECTION. OPULENCE IS THE END. HOLYFUCL OMFGSAOIDGHDVBFHNSJIGBXFDBGDF PLEASE NO WAY FUCK . OMFG I AM ACTUALLY CRYING I CAN'T EVEN OMFG PLEASE NO


i'm dead.