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When she said that "WELL HELLO EVERYBODY" what I really heard was "I have been reading your meltdowns on lanaboards so here's your fucking announcement now go get a life you bitches" LOL

she really enjoys torturing you gays I think its her favourite pastime like I bet she lurks on here with her long arclyic nailz scrolling on her broken iPhone screen cackling to herself...2030 she really had the nerve djjdjdj YALL. 
The STYLING...THE VINTAGE CAR...THE HAIR..NEIL FUCKING KRUG...last era was minimum effort but THIS ERA IS GONNA BE BALLS TO THE WALL LIKE I CAN TELL

Lana is really giving me Old Hollywood vibes and that's something I've missed so much because she emulates that Old Hollywood spirit so well. Definitely some Honeymoon vibes going on right now, and maybe that's why she put the Honeymoon title track over the Complex video 

she said coming soon instead of saying coming september 5th
 
 

I’m not snitch but I think it’s @lanadelrey 

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of course when im typing a post and my wifi lags and i gotta reboot my internet router and i get hit by a fuck ton of notifications and omg people are losing and something just happened ughhhhhhhh

fixed it ur welcome 

I look so good here

so we're the problem

right after i make my first shanice joke huh 

notice how lana is working today again and @lanadelrey is gone again. coincidence?

I feel like her silence was very intriguing for a moment but now it's just annoying. 

When these shoots turn out to be for some random perfume ad and nothing to do with Lana
 

the way she does homemade videos when is everything okay in the world and high budget videos when we are in a middle of a pandemic

the way you literally switched on this bitch so hard and played him at his own game. cassette girl WHO?

You mean y’all haven’t listened to Dolphin Flower? certified BOP 

Let's ask him about his favorite songs  

Just me or does that sound like a massive lie? Why would reviewers get unfinished albums? Like ever ?

oh guys the adult police is here

Well this thread is a circus and I'm a big clown so no not really...

Anyone who says Lana Del Rey isn't versatile clearly hasn't listened to much of her music, and hence should not be commenting on whether or whether not Lana is versatile 

omg i found an official clip from the music video they recorded yesterday!!!