Pink Champagne

omfg i just found some serious tea
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i hope the album cover/corresponding photoshoots have the same energy as this photoshoot... 
 

It's 2023 here. I'm listening to LDR9 and it's amazing 

this is insane
y'all it's sunday let's go outside

It's getting more and more fake 

Can't believe Ben and Lana are fighting via DeuxMoi submissions.

I’ve rarely seen Lana look comfortable performing live in general. At best she’ll do small shows here and there but there’s no way she’s touring again. For the past few years she’s really matured, slowed down, and remained true to herself and her preferences. 
 
Also the deuxmoi anon saying there’s no single or album soon is lying lol. “her team are still dealing w stuff regarding stolen belongings”  The dots aren’t connecting, she literally said music is coming soon and it’s just the poetry book that’s being delayed. We’re getting a single this year and album early next year. It’s what makes the most sense. Period. 

No literally that's what I'm wondering.... Because I want to submit something cursed now 

So cute! She was at Coffeebar Reno, and apparently ordered a matcha latte with whole milk x
 

She's so prettyyyyyyy  I love her hairstyle it reminds me of the Chemtrails era.
Also queen of carrying a million things in one hand, she's just like me 

When @TheDollClub turns out to be @lustforlife

we need to try and contact @lustforlife via ouija or something

I think we should make a team for that fake insider who wrote their own lyrics at the start of this thread

i've heard that it was produced by ronald mcdonald

But also if y'all still making that Lana-esque song or whatever you should consider contacting that petite twink that sounds like Lana with reverb. The way locals would think it's her 

I’ve consulted the scat and it says we are getting a new album within the next few years 
 

when Tuesday comes and we get an album announcement, new single, high budget music video, and blood red vinyls 

when tuesday comes around and absolutely nothing happens
 

We also got Buddy's Rendezvous 

Lana during Honeymoon was the pinnacle that’s why fake insiders mention it so much 

Lana during Honeymoon was the pinnacle that’s why fake insiders mention it so much 

what the heck is a deuxmoi

At this point im believing anything

I don't want to keep discussing the same thing over and over cause deuxmoi is bullshit (but I can't contain myself ) but Ben teased the album multiple times after what happened to her laptop (before we knew about it of course). We know that he likes to hype and tease just for the sake of it sometimes but he wouldn't just straight up lie if the whole album process/rollout was actually paralyzed and in a "we're figuring it out" state.
 
He was teasing a lot in the spring, stopped in the summer (theft) and started teasing the album again around 1-2 months ago (the album was probably really close to being finished at that point). The timeline of the events just makes sense