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LANABOARDS AID   Sept 6, 2020
Performers to be determined

page 1000 manifestation moment, who's in?

most of those singers in the post are NOT obscure  just old 

wait what insider omg what's happenin

Especially when she deletes shit allllll the time but that post with the album date has stayed up everywhere!

Tag yourselves I'm Bonnie Ratt

i'm team realistic but no fucking way i'm speaking a november release into existence 

blocked and reported to the fbi

She’s just playing 

A whole journey ✨ ? ✨ ? ✨ 

Especially when she deletes shit allllll the time but that post with the album date has stayed up everywhere!

Especially when she deletes shit allllll the time but that post with the album date has stayed up everywhere!

guys do u think that lana/managers will see it if we make #ChemtrailsOverTheCountryClubSeptember5th trend on twitter ? 

At this moment I AM WAITING for the album coming on september 5th. We have an official undeniable date. She really should let us know by now if it's not coming. It will be more surprising if we won't get anything than if the date is not a lie and we are actually going to hear Yosemite track 9 this saturday. I just can't imagine it how is it even possible for a pro artist to give her fans a date and then do nothing about it like she didn't say anything. She can't pretend that she didn't officialy announce anything because millions of ppl remember that and are waiting. We'll see what will happen

They’re capital i’s! 

Did anybody ever notice that searching Amazon for "Chemtrails over the Country Club" redirects to "Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass"? This doesn't happen on its own, it has to be set up in the database. And the reason for this might be that this time everybody was instructed to keep a tight lid on the surprise release happening "soon"!

Chucks iPhone-the witch under the house

I cannot believe I’m not part of TeamDelusional anymore. I’d be really surprised if the album was out Saturday after her last post. 

I cried when I read this. I love you Lana. You are my favourite user.

Bookmark this post; here is some hope for you all...
 
1. Two days before May 26th 2017, Lana posted to Twitter “July 21st fam”, which cleared up the fact that LFL was coming on July 21st and not the widely-reported May 26th date that never came from her. The July 21st date was first reported in her cover story of Paris Match magazine, which was published a few weeks before her tweet. 
 
2. We are 3 days away from September 5th, a date that Lana did give us herself. Unlike the LFL May 26th date and the NFR March 29th date, this date came from her in a written account, unprovoked. She has yet to dispute this date and multiple reputable sources are still reporting this date as the release date. 
 
3. The fact that the date has been given to streaming services directly from UMG, but not confirmed, might hint at the fact that the album will be released digitally first, which would only require it to be uploaded to streaming services and digital retailers a day in advance. The fact that Amazon, for example, doesn’t know anything about the album at this point when they normally do is because physical copies aren’t in their system to be released soon. Turnaround for digital formats can be as last-minute as possible. 
 
Intangibles, however:
- Lana said we would hear LMLYLAW before the COTCC music video, but she never actually said the video would come before the album. In fact, she also said she was excited to “finish up” the video for us, and to finish something up means that the time between filming the video and us seeing it would be pretty quick. Someone on here said that BRTHR finished Selena Gomez’s video in 12 days! 
 
While the way she worded it made it seem like both are coming before the album, it’s possible she’s just releasing LMLYLAW the day before the album as a single for buzz, like how LA Who Am I To Love You was released separately the day before Violet came out digitally. 
 
She pretty much knows there is a lot of vagueness surrounding the date, and she has evidently cleared that vagueness up in the past; but yesterday she was quite coy and never actually confirmed or denied anything. Part of it is just her charm, but the other part could be the fact that she wants to just keep this on the low 
 
 
I will say, however, I would not at all be surprised if none of this were to happen and the album would be released in the next little while. Just some food for thought for Team Delusional! 
 
 
 

whatever happens, it’s likely her soon actually means soon this time. If we have to wait till October that will just delay our immense pleasure of hearing the album for the first time. In October when we are all back in quarantine due to new spikes in covid cases we will be very happy the album isn’t a month old yet so it fills the inevitable void in our souls that being locked in our houses blows through us!  

Sheridan new insta stories curling Lana’s hair.

Every single article says that the album is coming on september 5. People will be so confused and dissapointed  if we won't get anything this day. #TeamDelusional must be right or It won't make sense. Guys - She would have to say that the album is delayed if it is not going to be released. She didn't so I just stick to the officialy announced date. You are trying to be so smart and realistic but you are actually dumb. Realistically she'll be cancelled if She just lied to a thousands/millions of stans. Even the ppl like my mom are excited for the album on september 5. And what? I'll have to tell her that Lana is a Liar? She will be so dissapointed and won't be even hyped anymore. :/ We won't have nothing this week.  Lana needs to release at least a single.

Sheridan new insta stories curling Lana’s hair.

He might be just giving Chunk credit for the video, though