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Lana suddenly hosting all these parties is so Great Gatsby.
 
Fuck the pandemic, it’s all about aesthetic

It's as if she suddenly decided, during a worldwide pandemic, that she enjoys hosting large parties. Wild.

I'm actually quite shocked that Jen is there; she has a one-month-old baby. I realise that the baby may not be there, but if Jen gets it, she can easily (and/or unknowingly) give it to the baby. I'm not sure I'd be going to Lana's, or any else's, parties rn if I were her.
 

she's a secret lesbian, the streets are talking

Omg so she DOESN’T hate black people!!!

those thighs unnffff LANA SIT ON MY FACE teas

she’s just a glamorous person

She looks like a Trump supporter who's gonna call the cops on black people for having a barbecue

Who tf would want to celebrate America rn? I’m tired... at least she has lashes on.

Happy belated birthday to Joanna! x
 
A little info on Joanna for anyone interested - she isn't related to Lana through immediate birth, but the exact relation is still unclear. She's most likely a longtime friend.
Her instagram handle is @jobie_s (Jobie Smith)
On her page, she has photographs of both of her parents, neither of which are Patty nor Rob. (Her father has actually been deceased for a few years now.) So this clears up the speculation of her being related as an immediate sibling to the Grants.
She mainly seems to be a close friend of Chuck's, with lots of photos of her & Chuck posted dating back as early as 2013 when her account was created. There's a few with her, Chuck, & Lana as well.
Through her photo locations, she appears to have once lived in Lake Placid when she was younger & possibly in NYC as well, but more recently in Washington DC, Philadelphia PA, and Maryland.
So, we can confirm this isn't a "long lost sister" but rather a longtime friend of the Grant sisters. A sister in spirit, if you will.
 
Some may remember Joanna's face from this post uploaded from Joanna's White Coat ceremony at Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia in August 2016- 

 

who thinks she's rob's outside child

The gag if she's called Lana bc of Lanarkshire

Patty’s dead I said baby that’s alright with me

who thinks she's rob's outside child

Given that both Charlie and Chuck don't seem to acknowledge her either (and that Chuck def seems to be cool with Lanz calling Candace her mom), I'd say that Patty has probably done some questionable/shitty things to all the Grant kids at this particular point.

who thinks she's rob's outside child

who thinks she's rob's outside child

who thinks she's rob's outside child

God if the friends-n-family megaposts at least had some sort of aesthetic. Yet here she is posting random, terribly unflattering and unflitered pics fron her WhatsAppImages folder.

who thinks she's rob's outside child

who thinks she's rob's outside child

who thinks she's rob's outside child

she looks very similar to chuck, her noses are very similar, cheeks, her overall facial structure is very similar im scared
me im not joking, if this is in fact her younger "unknown" sister  I think a reason why we never knew about her was because maybe Joanna asked lana to keep her out of the public eye? idk im fantasizing here

who thinks she's rob's outside child

I doubt patty is wearing a mask in public